A/N: I own Konami.
Chapter Two
Calvin Butterboy just finished calling his dad. He then went to Petalburg City. He said to himself, "I am so strong! I can beat up Norman!"
Then he stopped. But wait! Norman is my dad. But my dad is outside.
Hmmm.
He shrugged and went into the gym. The first trainer was a youngster. He sent out a skitty. Calvin sent out the poochyena.
Somehow, he beat the trainer.
"Nice," said the youngster. "You are obviously just like your dad."
Calvin hesitated. His dad was a fat, useless inventor…oh wait, he meant the fake Norman dad. "Yeah, thanks," he said.
He talked to the boy again.
"Nice," said the youngster. "You are obviously just like your dad."
"Can you say something else?" said Calvin.
"Nice," the boy began but Calvin ran away.
He decided to skip the other trainers. He climbed onto the roof and jumped through a window, landing squarely on top of his dad.
"Hey, Calvin!" said Norman, as if nothing unusual happened. "I am so proud of you, but I won't let you win easily."
"Aren't you going to say something about the way I almost killed you?" Calvin said. "Maybe I broke your ribs or something."
"Hey Calvin!" said Norman, and Calvin sighed.
"Never mind."
The battle was quick and dirty. Calvin's poochyena kept biting Norman's slaking until Norman shrugged. "Hey son, have the badge," he said, and began to say a long monologue.
"Okay," said Calvin, and skipped out of the gym.
He decided he was strong enough to challenge the Elite Four. Therefore, after getting supplies at the Pokemon Mart, he started his way toward EverGrande City.
Then he called his dad again. "Hey Dad," he said. "I'm going to the Pokemon League!"
"Nice job, son," said his dad. "Just so you know, I lied to you. I'm not going to invent a new machine. Hahahahaha."
"Nice joke, Dad," said Calvin. "Love you too!"