I sat at the table and glared at all of the dickheads sitting in this hellhole of a cafeteria.

They were all thinking inane stupid thoughts that drove me crazy.

If I had to hear Jessica obsessing over my good looks once more, or wondering how big my peen was, one more time, I was gonna walk over and drain her. Then she'd never find out if my cock was a big as she thought it was.

Now the new girl. That was a different story. She was plain but held my attention for some reason. I glared at Alice. Her thoughts were coming through loud and clear.

"No Edward – She doesn't want to know if you sparkle all over! " Her thoughts were practically being shouted at me.

I raised my eyebrows at her. " Alice - she's female and she's 17. She's still a virgin so she'll be horny as all fuck. Why the fuck would she resist me? Her arousal practically screams at me."

I'm a god. No female is irresistible to my charms. And even if they were...I have fangs.

But no Sparkles.

That shit was for pussies.