Chapter 6: Bella, like, ya know, speaks.
A/N Enjoy this quick little update ...I know this is E's story but I felt compelled to write B's thoughts. Probably the only time this will happen!
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BPOV
Oh crap.
He's , like, so hot. Like, f-realz. And when he called me a lamb...he was my lion and I wanted him to devour me whole. Like, RTFN. Get in mah pants and RAWR babee! Jess told me he didn't like girls, but, like, he so clearly does. Me!
Edward said we wouldn't need the sparkle lube. Which just, like , confused me, cos, like, Jazz said we need it for the back door. What back door? Was that on his car? Or was he taking me to his house? And why would we need sparkle-lube for it? Besides I thought he said something about a meadow...
He leaned down to whisper huskily in my ear and, like, I could feel my ovaries kersplode.
" Bella...my love, I've dreamed of you every day of the best part of 100 years. Then I saw you and I knew I'd be your lover too. Just like a stray dog, I was broken, content to roam. Please baby just never think and let me sign, so I can be your lover too. "
Oh good lord, like, did he just sniff my hair?
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Yeah I did it. I used the name of his songs in his words to B.
Sue Me. :)