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Chapter 5

Mikey POV

I was silently praying to myself that Gerard didn't think I was going through puberty again. Whenever I'm in trouble, he always assumes it's puberty. One time, I was two years old and spilled my oatmeal. My mother said there was a problem that involved me and Gerard asked if it was puberty. (Gerard: That never happened! Mikey: Shhhh!)

"I was talking to Alicia before about how she felt" I said. He looked a little surprised and ecstatic. He probably thought I wouldn't do it.

"Really," he said "what did she say, did she diagnose me with idiotic nuisance syndrum again?"

"No she- wait, what do you mean by 'again' ?" I asked looking at him. He put on a face and shook his head. That means "Never mind" I was given that at least nine times through the past three months.

"Anyway, she said that she felt weird, and never knew whether to be happy or nervous, but then felt more normal around me" I said. A wave of fear went over Gerard's body and his face turned really pale. Not again. What did I do last time he did this?... I can't remember...

"What's wrong? you look like you're gonna be sick" I said sitting him down on the couch. He looked around the room like an ape. What the heck was wrong with him? I wonder if it's that Valentine's Day card from Ray he got last year. He STILL has nightmares. I got the same one from him. I can't look at him anymore without that image in my head.

"Do...y-you...l-l-love Alicia" He stuttered, struggling to get his words out. Should I even say anything? Wait, I've got something.

"Yeah I guess, why?" Great answer genius... He then almost fell over and looked even paler. He looked as if he was struggling with heart failiure. He hasn't looked like this ever since he was asked about Waycest and Frerard. Awkward. What exactly IS Waycest? I'll ask him later.

"WHAT?" I said, really beginning to feel nervous and scared. I feel so bad, that I could just make up new words... I felt... NERVARED! (Random Guy: What? Mikey: Would you get out of here?) I slapped him across the face. "Snap out of it man *smack* SNAP *smack* out *smack* of *smack* it!...*smack* (Gerard: What was the last one for? Mikey: Just for giggles! G:...)

"That's...how...I...feel..." He said. Then he had to run and throw up. He hasn't done thins since he was drunk. Eeeeeewwwwww... How can you feel in love and then vomit? I just don't get it. Do I even get love? Maybe I can't feel it... Wait, am I a vampire? ( Ray: Don't start that again!)

A/N: Okay, sorry for the gross ending. It looked like it would be funny if Gerard just ran out of the room to vomit. I really have no clue as to why. The Valentine's Day card was Ray pretending to be a model laying down on his side with his hand holding his head up. Review, please! I've got to make these stories longer.