Chapter 6
Disclaimer: I do not own anybody in this story. I also do not own privlage to Spongebob Squarepants, Drake & Josh, and Ghost Adventures. All programs belong to their rightful owners.
Gerard POV
I haven't thrown up since "Life on the Murder Scene". This felt a little weird. When we had met in 2002, I haven't felt like this and I was really ready to live alone. Now that she has come back into my life, I now don't feel like that. I was now in a deeper state of love that I was in since my Eliza days... Eww...
I flushed the toilet and ran back inside next to Mikey. He put a comforting arm around me.
"How does it feel to vomit again" he asked me. What a question. (Mikey: I was only trying to comfort you! Gerard:...Well... Someone's in a cranky mood).
"I'm really not sure how to answer that" I said as Spongebob pulled out a calendar with Squidward's face on it.
"So did you just run off like you were in love again and had to throw up, or did you do that for no reason?" I needed to be honest with him. Besides, this is his favorite Spongebob episode.
"Uhhhh... Do I need to answer that" I looked over with a dazed look. Whenver I vomit, I get this dazed look that just shouts: "I think I threw up"
"I guess not," he responded, "but why does love make you vomit?"
"How the heck should I know" I said. "I may be awesomer, handsomer, and by far more brighter than you, but that doesn't mean I'm that smart." Mikey looked confused, so he went back t watching Spongebob. The episode ended shortly after. How long did I spend in the bathroom? It only took like, one...two chapters?...No, one.
"Mama..." What the heck was that? I looked all over and saw a Baby Born doll in Mikey's lap.
"Three things: a) What up with the doll, b) why are you taking care of it, and c) those things can talk?"
"Aren't "a" and "b" the same thing?" I gave him a mean look. "Okay never mind, but for the answers. Number one: I want to be a pretend daddy. Number 2: If Alicia and I ever get married, we don't want any children (yet), so I have this instead. Number 3: I don't know, I think I made that noise"
"But why would-"
"Never mind!" Mikey shouted as the baby began to cry. "Uh-oh"
"What" I said, "Did the baby get offended?"
"No, he just needs a new diaper" He said as he took him upstairs to our room. I sat there as a re-run of Drake and Josh began. This show made me laugh sometimes, but not now. If I felt this strange, something needed to be done. Mikey already found out what this is supposed to feel like, so how do I approach Lyn-z about this? Do I get someone to ask her or do I just wait and see if she makes the first move or OH MY GOSH SOMEONE HELP ME!
Just then, Mikey came down the steps with the baby doll. He looked extremely tired and it was only 5 minutes.
"I guarentee you I'll be able to one hand change a diaper and do it much faster than you just did" I remarked (Gerard: And look how I turned out. Mikey: Come ON!).
Mikey gave me the baby and sat down. When he took the doll back, he said "I think we should take turns taking care of this...this...little demon of death! Maybe I will want a baby someday, maybe not."
We looked over at the screen to see Drake and Josh tackling each other, as usual. I would have laughed, but you're all probably kind of looking back up to see why I'm not. (Sorry if you're not!)
"Do you have any other ideas of how I can confess" I asked Mikey as he got out of a trance. Whenever he watched TV, he gets into a trance where he goes off daydreaming until someone talks to him. He pondered for a minute before looking back at me.
"Maybe you should just sweat it out for awhile and come bakc to this problem another time. You've been concentrated on this for about three days and need some sort of rest. Maybe we should do something and can figure it out through some sort of phycological event" I was confused AGAIN.
"I don't get it, so we should go out or do something for just you and me instead of just focusing on my problems?"
"Exactly," Mikey said, "maybe we should just watch Ghost Adventures or something." I smiled as we continued to fantasize over our own lives.
A/N Thanks for reading this chapter! To be quite honest I think this is the longest one I've ever written (or typed...whatever) so just give me a review! I have the idea for the next chapter so I'll start in maybe a few days on it! Remeber to review all! :)
