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AN: I've decided to be lazy with this story. Sorry. But It's just a way for me to get rid of the songs that are stuck in my head so, yeah, there will be a song every chapter
"You alright, Magenta?"
"Hm?" Magenta was jolted rudely out of her daydreams by the impatient waving of a hand in front of her face.
Riff Raff sighed, "Are you still worried about that chainmail? Is that it? You've been acting weird ever since that night – I mean, what's with asking me to sleep in your bed every night? Huh?"
Magenta shrugged, "It's just preying on my mind," she paused and took a breath, "He's been trying to contact me… he wants us to get back together…," she trailed off at the look on her brother's face.
"That cad! Please tell me you said no!"
Magenta pretended that that she had detected a sliver of jealousy mixed in with the anger and frustration in her brother's voice – deciding to capitalise on it, she shrugged nonchalantly, "I said maybe."
"Maybe? Maybe?" Riff Raff jumped up, "After everything he's put you through! He'll just toy with you for a while before dropping you like a pair of out-of-date fishnets! Just like he always does."
Magenta glared at him, "Is there any particular reason that you're in my room?"
Riff Raff tensed a bit more and looked at the floor, embarrassed, "Actually… I wanted to ask you something…," he mumbled, blushing a little.
"Really!" she squeaked excitedly. Maybe he does like me…
"Yes, um… this is kinda hard to phrase… but…"
Yes, yes! Of course I'll go out with you! I love you too! I accept your proposal! I agree, lets move the wedding to tomorrow! She fantasised about the various questions that could slip through his awkward tongue, shivering with antici…
"Um, you know that new business venture I'm embarking on… well, I'm kinda low on funds… so…"
"…what?" What an odd way to propose marriage… Her subconscious tittered nervously, unwilling to relinquish that new fluttery feeling she had acquired.
"I know you've already donated generously – multiple times – I promise, this is the last time I'll ask! I swear!" he pleaded with her, practically dropping to his knees.
She sighed heavily and flung her purse at him, "Just take it all," she snapped moodily, feeling foolish.
Riff Raff grinned and hugged her, "Thanks sis, you're alright!" before speeding happily out the door.
Magenta collapsed onto her bed in defeat and let out an exasperated huff.
"With your long blonde hair
And your eyes of blue
The only thing I ever got from you
Was sorrow
Sorrow
You acted funny
Trying to spend my money
You're out there playing your high class games of sorrow
Sorrow."
She sang sweetly before pausing to wipe a tear from her face.
The voice from that answered her from her laptop reminded her that her ex-boyfriend was still on webcam.
"You never do what you know you oughta
Something tells me you're a Devil's daughter
Sorrow, sorrow
Ahhhhh, ah, ahhhhh."
She growled quietly to herself at his presumption that she was singing about him and snapped the lid closed.
~~*O*~~
In his room the boy blinked stupidly before exclaiming, "Argh!" in frustration and continuing the song to himself.
"I tried to find her
'Cause I can't resist her
I never knew just how much I missed her
Sorrow, sorrow."
~~*O*~~
Meanwhile Magenta sobbed quietly to herself and continued to serenade herself.
"With your long blonde hair and your eyes of blue
The only thing I ever got from you
Was sorrow, sorrow
Oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh
With your long blonde hair
I couldn't sleep last night
With your long blonde hair."
Unaware that Riff Raff was listening worriedly at the door…
AN: Lazzzzzyyyyy, I am so very lazy ;3
The song is Sorrow by David Bowie - a very awesome, very catchy tune XP