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Mikey POV

Doing what the mysterious text message said, I went to the store. Apparently, a little, six-year old boy was supposed to know exactly what it is Gerard does alone upstairs...But where was he? And why do I feel like I'm playing a cheap version of "Where's Waldo?"?

I searched high and low through the aisles, but no six year old. I found a five year old, and a seven year old. I even found a sixty-seven year old telling me to watch for the gorilla fist!..Gorilla fist?

"Mista..." A little voice said in a little kid language, calling an older person "mista" instead of "mister" or their real name.

"Yes?" I looked down and saw a little boy holding an old fashioned looking cell phone. "Are you six?"

"No! I'm not Andy Sixx! I'm Tyler!"

"No! I mean six-years old!" Fiesty little guy...

"Ohhhhh! Yep!." Tyler smiled. I kneeled down to reach his height.

"Do you know what my brother does in his room sometimes?" Tyler looked around quickly and pulled me in closer to his face. He's strong for a little tyke!

"Who told you? I sent that to a boy named Mikey!"

"I am Mikey! C'mon! Believe me! I'm Mikey Way, citizen of Los Angeles, California, thirty years old! I have two cats, one dog, one wife, and one life! (Rhymes...) I play bass guitar and helped my brother find love in a girl! Just see the first few chapters!"

"Chapters?"

"Yeah! Hasn't it occured to you that we're in a fanfiction?"

"Mista-man, you broke the fourth wall..."

"Call me Way...Mikey Way..."

"James Bond reference there, Mikey."

"I know," This was kinda fun for me!, "so can you tell me what my brother does?"

"I could...But for a cost!"

"Tyler!" There goes the fun...

"Twenty- five cents, or we walk!" I sighed and handed him the money. What's a six year old boy gonna do with this?...

"Your brother takes the sweet potato pop and looks at things that younger kids look at, just so he can relate to Bandit when she's older!"

"But she's two years old!"

"Yeah, I know...Could you do me a favor?" Tyler said, handing me a piece of paper with a phone number on it. "Give this to Bandit when she's thirteen, tell her to call me!"

"I'll do that!" When he was out of sight, I ripped up the paper. Bandit's not gonna hook up with that guy!

I went home and saw Alicia doing nothing really.

"Whatcha doin'?" I asked her, leaning over her shoulder and resting my head on it.

"Nothing really, like you just said."

"How many fourth wall breaks are there gonna be in this chapter?" I ran up to Gerard's room and knocked on the door. "Gerard! Turn off the Britney Spears! It's getting late!" I had completely lost track of the time. It heard the stereo go off and then Gerard opened the door.

"How'd you know I was doing this?" Gerard asked, dumbfounded, walking into my room.

"A little six year old that wanted to hook up with Bandit told me!"

"Dang... It was Tyler wasn't it? I told him to never tell people of my secret plans...Ah well... See you tomorrow I guess." He left the room as I got ready for bed. How fast does time go in this fanfiction world? I am having chat with ShayminLove98 in the next chapter! You wait and see! I'll prove it!

ShayminLove98: I have to do an interview with you now, Mikey?

You sure do!

ShayminLove98: *sigh* Okay, I'll try and remember!

Yay!

A/N So, like Mikey said, and if I remember, I will be doing an interview with the character in the next chapter. I hope he doesn't ask me weird questions! I also hope I remember to do so! And school's starting soon, so I'll try and take time out of my school work to update! Review please! Also, sorry for such a short chapter! I get writers block sometimes...