UGH, BEANSPROUTS
With Yumichika safely stowed inside his New Gigai the others made their way back up to the roof, Ichigo wandered around looking for Uryu and Orihime but was not able to find them in the immediate vicinity of the door.
As they all sat down to enjoy a quiet chat and let the previous load run through their system, the night was cut into buy a wailing cry, 'SOME BODY FUCKING HELP MEEEEEEEE'
they leapt to their feet as one and charged in the direction of the scream, Ichigo slapping his badge to against his chest sending him out of his body zangetsu at the ready.
Passing the last section of piping they stopped dead in their tracks stunned into silent wonder at what they saw.
Uryu was flat on his back, bathed in the blue aura of his bows energy, straining to keep the now critically charged, arrow from firing and causing another Hiroshima, all the while he was keeping a whiled eyed salivating Orihime from staving in his skull with the piece of steel tubing she was brandishing.
'Give me back my friend evil spikey blue monster, you shall not eat Ury wooie'
They looked at one another collectively, even Uryu stopped his wriggling stunned by the pet name.
'Ury wooie, Ury wooie did I just hear that'
Rukia turned to Ichigo who simply shrugged, then turned her attention back to the spectical in front of them.
His foot was pinned between her pendulous breasts as she wildly swung the pipe at his face.
His leg sagged under the strain of her relentless onslaught, lowering her only fractionally, every one watched in horror as the pipe came down and connected with a Gut wrenching crunch to the side of Uryu's nose.
Blood poured from his now mangled nose as he wailed in pain.
Running forwards Renji managed to grab Orihime round the waist, arms and legs flailing in all directions as she continued to try and beat the Alien to death.
Then as Renji dragged her away her flailing suddenly stopped as if some one turned her off,she hung limp and lifeless in his arms, scared to death and petrified he had killed her Renji dropped Orihimes limp lifeless form and watched as she bounced landing chest first on the tarmac roof.
Seeing her bounce as she landed Ikkaku burst out laughing, sending all present into a Gail force fit of laughter; the laughter slowly ebbed and died off as they filtered back to where they had previously stood six hours earlier, dragging a brazier out from the storage cupboard under the stairs they filled it with any scrap paper or cardboard they could find as well as the kindling piles they found stacked neatly in the back of the cupboard and in no time had a incandescent orange fire filling the roof top with a warm glow.
As they sat around the brazier talking about what ever popped into their heads, Ichigo
once again passed round the bag, 'Ok three second dip take what ever you grab then once every one has one we light them together and do what's known as dead lung, you draw the whole spliff in on one pull and hold for as long as possible the first to breathe out loses'
The group moved as one, seemingly as if they were one person, the seven teens around the glowing fire al leant forward and lit their respective joints then as a soft inrushing of air sounded they all drew in the heady narcotic mixture and held.
Time seemed to slowdown for them as they held their breath the warming smoke billowing in their lungs.
Urahara sat there his eyes wide as saucers, hair standing on end as if he had stuck his finger in a plug socket, he sat there staring at the rotund form infront of him, he tapped it with his cane and watched it wobble, causing him to giggle.
He tapped it again giggling more so as he watched it wobble back forth infront of him.
Perched on a stack of boxes Yoruichi watched him fascinated, she had never seen Kiskue act like this before, raising her paw she began to clean herself whilst watching him.
'You know, you should probably get Tessai to walk him back to them I assume he is to wake up on the roof not your shop where they are going to hide the Gigai'
Urahara jumped out of his skin, when Yoruichi started talking, for a moment he had forgotten she wasn't actually a cat, as he watched her she morphed back into her human form and sat on the box in front of Kiskue, legs crossed over one another, completely naked, as Urahara watched her intently she blushed, 'Mind handing me my robe, its kinda chilly like this'
standing up Urahara walked over and picked up the robe, then in a state of near catatonic shock handed it to her, staring at her pert round breasts as he did so, smirking Yoruichi jiggled them intentionally as she slipped on her robe.
Kiskue's already drug fuddled mind simply imploded when she did so, and with a look of sheer satisfaction on his face he keeled over backwards groaning to himself as he muttered, 'Boobies, boobies, little nipples, little pink nipples' sitting bolt up right he yelled 'BOOBIES' before collapsing backwards once more.
Yoruichi, cocked her eyebrow as she climbed to her feet and Sashed off into another part of the shop.
Everyone sat in the circle staring at one another, Rukia was slowly tingeing purple, while Renji was beginning to rock back and forth his vision blurring and starting to tunnel as he continued to hold his breath.
Ikkaku was beginning to turn a pale blue his vision all but black as he started to pass out.
Ichigo and Uryu both sat there and shrugged at one another as they watched the others slowly succumb to oxygen starvation.
Tatskui was the first to drop making a dull thump as she keeled over quickly followed by Ikkaku then Renji, with a voluminous out rush of air, Chad, Ichigo Uryu and Rukia all exhaled as they revelled in their victory over the others.
Rukia glanced at her watch looking at the now unconscious Tatsuki and nodded to Ichigo who sat there looking a little perplexed.
'Time to go' was her only reply as she stood and promptly fell on her butt, poking Renji in the side she managed to get the monster mashed Shinigami upon his feet, 'GO wake up Orihime' she shouted at Renji jabbing her arm in the direction of the unconscious woman.
Standing Renji ambled over to her and jabbed her repeatedly with his foot,this failing he grabbed a stick from the floor and continued poking her, Ichigo mean while was doing cartwheels round the roof proclaiming 'ROAD TRIP, ROAD TRIP, ROAD TRIP' as he reached his terminal velocity he suddenly flipped into the air twisting to land on his feet, producing a large pink box covered in Chappi the rabbit paper. Dancing to a stop infront of Rukia he plopped the package in her lap.
'Don't open it until we get back to the Seireitei ok'
she mutely nodded surprised by the sudden show of affection.
Ikkaku, twisted on the floor suddenly sitting upright, staring around him he shouted 'Ahhhhhh Arrancar' and passed out again, everyone looked at the prostrate man and shrugged returning to what they were doing.
Unnoticed by all Tatsuki climbed to her feet and wandered off returning home, her body completely on auto pilot even with her eyes closed, when she awoke sixteen hours later she remembered nothing of what happened, and wouldn't for six days afterwards.
Chad stood and wandered over to, Rukia and Ichigo who by now were nose to nose staring intently at one another, 'What about Yumichika', Ichigo quickly glanced at the seven foot Mexican and grinned 'I'll write a note and stick it to the door for when he wakes up, scatter a few clues about town for me would you Chad to make it a little easier for him', Chad nodded and set off on his task, grabbing Uryu by his shirt collar and dragging him off with him feet bouncing off the floor.
'You can help me'
Uryu screamed unintelligible protests as he was dragged further and further away by the unstoppable force that was Sado Yasatora.
They all stood in front of the Senkaimon, gazing up, Rukia giggled in anticipation of returning home, Ikkaku stood there bored as ever his Zanpakto resting sheathed on his shoulder, he idly scratched his backside as he stood and waited, Chad stood there with a still unconscious Orihime draped over his shoulder.
Standing there Orihime squirmed on his shoulder, suddenly going rigid she threw her arms forwards shouting, 'Ugh BEAN SPROUTS before going limp again, Renji stared at the woman deeply confused and once again worried he had done her some serious harm, but deciding he hadn't poked her again with his stick.
Uryu handed Ichigo another joint and the two puffed away on them before Ichigo decided he was bored of waiting and booted Rukia in the rear sending her careening through the gate into soul society.
The others taking this as a cue to go walked through without the extra assistance awarded to Rukia.
'You know she is going to kill you for that' Ichigo shrugged then grinned at the Quincy, 'Yeah but she is hot when she's angry it's worth it'
Uryu stood dumbstruck by the Substitutes words as he watched the young man wander of through the gate.
None present could imagine what havoc they were about to unleash on the unknowing populace of the Seireitei.