Thankies to the few people that read Terra's thank you notes. As promised, Ven is here with his thank you notes. Hopefully Vanitas won't show up to ruin it…
-miano53
Thank You Notes: Ventus
*Cues dramatic/sad music. "Man, Bob. Are you depressed again?" Ven asks. Bob just nod his head sleepily.*
"Thank you…Terra,
For always stealing my tiny mini mango cakes in my stash every time I go into the fridge. Now I know whose cake stash to steal next.
Sincerely,
Ventus, Keyblade Apprentice"
*"You wouldn't dare," Terra says.
Ven smiles evily and continues.*
"Thank you…Aqua,
For always getting mad whenever Terra or I leave the toilet seat up. That pretty much said that you just go in the bathroom blindly and plopped down on the toilet, no questions asked.
Sincerely,
Ventus, Keyblade Apprentice"
"Thank you…Vanitas,
For always choosing truth whenever we play 'Truth or Dare'. Why don't you just ask to play what you really want…therapy. 'Cause you need it, dude.
Sincerely,
Ventus, Keyblade Apprentice"
*"I always did wonder why he always picked 'truth'," Terra interrupts.
"Terra! It's not your turn anymore!" Ven yells.*
"Thank you…Master Eraqus,
For nearly killing me when I ate your stash of mango, strawberry and blackberry cakes. It was just cake…
Sincerely,
Ventus, Keyblade Apprentice"
"Thank you…Master Xehanort,
For looking terrible in your skinny jeans.
Sincerely,
Ventus, Keyblade Apprentice"
"Thank you…Zack,
For almost having me confuse you with Terra. 'Nuff said.
Sincerely,
Ventus, Keyblade Apprentice"
"Thank you…little puppy I found in Radiant Garden,
For not telling me that you peed on Terra's shoes and having me get punched in the face by an angry Terra. I hate you…
Sincerely,
Ventus, Keyblade Apprentice"
*"I said I was sorry, Ven," Terra says.
"You gave me a black eye!" Ven yells.*
"Thank you…bicyclist I met after getting punched in the face by Terra,
For pretty much saying 'I'm riding a bike and you're riding a bike. Goodbye forever.'
Sincerely,
Ventus, Keyblade Apprentice"
"Thank you…Even,
For creeping me out after I saved Ienzo.
Sincerely,
Ventus, Keyblade Apprentice"
"Thank you…Japan,
For always getting the Final Mixes of each Kingdom Hearts game. And you all wonder why Americans and Europeans get so angry…
Sincerely,
Ventus, Keyblade Apprentice"
"Thank you…gas prices and the rising prices of leather here,
That means a certain former master of mine is SCREWED (Master Xehanort)!
Sincerely,
Ventus, Keyblade Apprentice"
*"Bah! He'll be fine," Terra says.
"Nah. I think he'll have Vanitas take it out on the gas companies…" Ventus says.*
"Thank you…smoke detectors,
For always protecting us from fire or telling us when Aqua's making toast…
Sincerely,
Ventus, Keyblade Apprentice"
"Thank you…NBC,
For taking away all my favorite shows and replacing them with 'reality' TV shows.
Sincerely,
Ventus, Keyblade Apprentice"
"Thank you...ABC,
For taking away all the good shows and replacing them with 'Grey's Anatomy' look-alikes.
Sincerely,
Ventus, Keyblade Apprentice"
"Thank you…FOX,
For always having unreliable news. 'Nuff said.
Sincerely,
Ventus, Keyblade Apprentice"
"Thank you…hard taco shells we used for taco night last night,
For surviving the long journey from corn fields, to factory, to supermarket, to my plate and then breaking the instant I put meat inside you.
Sincerely,
Ventus, Keyblade Apprentice"
"Thank you…jambalaya that Aqua made on Tuesday,
For not even looking good. You look like someone just threw you up.
Sincerely,
Ventus, Keyblade Apprentice"
"Thank you…TV dinners Terra gave me on Monday,
Or as you're known around the World…edible depression.
Sincerely,
Ventus, Keyblade Apprentice"
*"Aw, this is the last thank you note…" Ventus says sadly.
"You technically did have another chance as Roxas…" Terra says.
"Stop breaking the fourth wall, Terra!" Ventus yells.*
"Thank you…author lady,
For letting me write these thank you notes…and for staving off Aqua so she wouldn't kill me about leaving the toilet seat up again.
Sincerely,
Ventus, Keyblade Apprentice"
That's Ven for ya. Anymore are appreciated.