Thankies to Gr4Yr4iN for their review. Okay, here's Aqua and her thank you notes. Hopefully it'll go okay.
-miano53
Thank You Notes: Aqua
*"Bob, can I get the thank you note music?" Aqua asks.
Bob nods and begins playing "Aqua's Theme."
"No, that's not it, Bob," Aqua says.
Bob keeps playing and Aqua throws a nearby hammer, hitting poor Bob in the head.
"Er…Ven. Um, can you put in the 'Thank you note' music?" Aqua asks.
Ven comes in and puts in a CD with "Thank you note music" written on it."
"Thank you…Terra,
For failing the exam and brooding about it. I could've sworn I saw you drink ten bottles of beer that night…
Sincerely,
Aqua, Keyblade Master"
"Thank you…Ven,
For scaring the crap out of Terra and me when you screamed and collapsed on the ground when you first came to the Land of Departure.
Sincerely,
Aqua, Keyblade Master"
*"Hey, I had a massive migraine that day!" Ven yells.
"So? You still scared the crap out of us and Terra thought it was his fault!" Aqua yells back.*
"Thank you…Vanitas,
For taking my bras and burning them. And you wonder why we don't let you in the castle anymore and why your underwear always bunch up…
Sincerely,
Aqua, Keyblade Master"
*"No wonder why he's so angry all the time," Ven says.
Aqua smiles evilly and continues.*
"Thank you…Master Eraqus,
For looking like a samurai. 'Nuff said.
Sincerely,
Aqua, Keyblade Master"
"Thank you…Master Xehanort,
For stealing my friend's body and turning him into you. And you wonder why I bashed you in the head when you noticed my skinny jeans…
Sincerely,
Aqua, Keyblade Master"
"Thank you…Master Yen Sid,
For just being epic.
Sincerely,
Aqua, Keyblade Master"
"Thank you…Kairi,
For taking the meaning of my name. 'Nuff said.
Sincerely,
Aqua, Keyblade Master"
"Thank you…Sora,
For being so darn cute XD
Sincerely,
Aqua, Keyblade Master"
"Thank you…Riku,
For being über-cute and fine as heck when you get older XD
Sincerely,
Aqua, Keyblade Master"
*"Er, how do you know how Riku looks like when he's older? You destroyed the fourth wall!" Ven yells.
"Shut up! I had a vision, okay?" Aqua says.*
"Thank you…food court at that mall Terra and I went to,
For sentencing Terra to one hour in the bathroom.
Sincerely,
Aqua, Keyblade Master"
"Thank you…cop shows disclaimer,
For always telling us that 'This story doesn't depict any actual person or event and is fictional'. This is just another way of saying 'This story totally happened and is real, we're just covering out butts!'
Sincerely,
Aqua, Keyblade Master"
"Thank you…Ven's homemade birthday cards,
For always drastically overestimating the space on the card and wishing me a HAPPY BIRTH..day Aqua!
Sincerely,
Aqua, Keyblade Master"
"Thank you…newborn Xehanort,
For choking me and raising me off the ground when you couldn't remember your name. Yeah, I thought this was a kid's game…
Sincerely,
Aqua, Keyblade Master"
"Thank you…Castle Oblivion,
For being the most confusing place in the World. 'Nuff said.
Sincerely,
Aqua, Keyblade Master"
*"Oh no. This is my last thank you note," Aqua says.
"No!" Ven screams.
Aqua stares at him and says, "Okay…."*
"Thank you…author lady,
For not telling Terra about my thank you notes.
Sincerely,
Aqua, Keyblade Master"
Okay, next up is Master Eraqus. Any ideas are appreciated.