Thankies to MeNerf. Sakura088 and all others who favorite and read the thank you notes. Due to Gr4Yr4in's insistence, I'll let Eraqus give us his thank you notes. Hopefully Xehanort won't ruin them…
-miano53
Thank You Notes: Master Eraqus
*Turns to Bob, Jr. and says, "Is your Father alright? I heard that Aqua put him in a coma."
Bob, Jr. nods.
"You all don't speak, do you?" Eraqus asks.
Bob, Jr. shakes his head.
"Okay, um, please play me the thank you note music," Eraqus asks.
Bob, Jr. nods and begins playing the piano.*
"Thank you…Terra,
For eating the last of my prune pies and spending the whole night in the bathroom. And you wonder why your darkness went out of control during the Mark of Mastery exam the next day.
Sincerely,
Master Eraqus, Keyblade Master"
*"I thought they were cherry pies…" Terra moans.
"I told you not to eat it, but no, fatty-fat knows everything," Ven says.
Terra glares and Eraqus continues with his thank you notes.*
"Thank you…Ventus,
For always taking my prune juices and drinking them to the last drop. And you wonder why you always end up in the bathroom for two hours at a time every night…
Sincerely,
Master Eraqus, Keyblade Master"
*"But it tastes so good!" Ven yells.
"Ven…Seriously? Are you crazy?" Terra asks.
The two began wrestling and Eraqus continues.*
"Thank you…Aqua,
For being the only who passed the Mark of Mastery exam in over 50 years! 'Nuff said.
Sincerely,
Master Eraqus, Keyblade Master"
"Thank you…Vanitas,
For stealing 5000 munny from my wallet to pay for the 20 large pizzas you ordered. And you wonder why you got indigestion that night… :)
Sincerely,
Master Eraqus, Keyblade Master"
*"Yeah, he was mad…" Ven mumbles.
Eraqus laughs evilly and continues.*
"Thank you…Xehanort,
For getting mad at me over a game of mahjong and scaring my face with darkness. What did I ever do to you? Oh, and thanks for killing me and stealing my best apprentice, you turd!
Sincerely,
Master Eraqus, Keyblade Master"
*"No wonder where Terra gets 'You turd' from," Aqua mutters, coming in the room.
Terra grumbles and Master Eraqus continues.*
"Thank you…bowling,
For being the laziest sport on earth. You really can't sit and eat while playing any other sport.
Sincerely,
Master Eraqus, Keyblade Master"
"Thank you…the fist bump that Xehanort gave me and Yen Sid when we were younger and in church,
For proving that the spirit of Jesus is everywhere and quite epic! :D
Sincerely,
Master Eraqus, Keyblade Master"
"Thank you…decorative throw pillows,
For allowing me to drool while I'm sleeping on a Monet…
Sincerely,
Master Eraqus, Keyblade Master"
"Thank you…Aqua's chicken burritos,
For sending me to the bathroom the instant I take one bite out of you.
Sincerely,
Master Eraqus, Keyblade Master"
"Thank you...Square Enix,
For making my name an anagram of 'Square'. 'Nuff said.
Sincerely,
Master Eraqus, Keyblade Master"
"Thank you…Japanese feudal system,
For making my pants. 'Nuff said.
Sincerely,
Master Eraqus, Keyblade Master"
*"This is my last thank you note," Eraqus says.
"NO!" Terra and Ven screams.
"Er, okay…Do they do this often?" Eraqus says to Aqua.
"Yup…" Aqua says.*
"Thank you…Keyblade Graveyard,
For being the most depressing place ever…Besides the World that Never Was.
Sincerely,
Master Eraqus, Keyblade Master"
Those are Eraqus's thank you notes. Next is Vanitas. I hope y'all have fun.
-miano53