Muchas Gracias and thankies to Fille des Reves for favoriting the story and Gr4yr4in for his review. Okay, now on to Vanitas' thank you notes. *"NO!" Ven screams and runs out of the room.* He just had to leave Bob, Jr. and me in here with a psychopath…
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Thank You Notes: Vanitas
*"Junior, ya wanna give me the thank you note music," Vanitas asks.
Bob, Jr. nods excitedly and begins playing the theme…but with an odd watery sound.
"Junior. Junior! BOB, JR! Stop! What're we about to do, shoot the Little Mermaid?" Vanitas yells.
Bob, Jr. quickly changes the piano sound to a harpsichord sound.
"Junior, change the sound back to a piano before I rip your head off," Vanitas says darkly.
Bob, Jr. stares and changes the piano back to the regular piano sound.*
"Thank you…Terra,
For being so gullible. 'Nuff said.
Sincerely,
Vanitas, Keyblade Apprentice"
"Thank you…Ven,
For being such a dork. 'Nuff said.
Sincerely,
Vanitas, Keyblade Apprentice"
*"Hey!" Ven yells from another room.
"Shut it, dorky!" Vanitas yells back.*
"Thank you…Aqua,
For bunching my underwear after I stole one of your bras. And you wonder why I attacked you all those times…
Sincerely,
Vanitas, Keyblade Apprentice"
"Thank you…Master Eraqus,
For throwing a brick at me when I attempted to eat your prune pie.
Sincerely,
Vanitas, Keyblade Apprentice"
"Thank you…Master Xehanort,
For wearing those 'Daisy Doug's' at the Keyblade Master and Apprentice picnic. Why did you have to suntan your…y'know…Why? No one had to see it!
Sincerely,
Vanitas, Keyblade Apprentice"
"Thank you…Sora,
For stealing my face and hair.
Sincerely,
Vanitas, Keyblade Apprentice"
*"Sora had it first!" Ven yells.
"You're breaking the fourth wall again!" Vanitas yells back.*
"Thank you…Riku,
For stealing the design of my bodysuit. 'Nuff said.
Sincerely,
Vanitas, Keyblade Apprentice"
"Thank you…Kairi,
For being useless. 'Nuff said.
Sincerely,
Vanitas, Keyblade Apprentice"
*"Hey! You didn't even met Kairi!" Ven says.
"Shut up," Vanitas says and continues.*
"Thank you…Square Enix,
For giving me that weird bodysuit. 'Nuff said.
Sincerely,
Vanitas, Keyblade Apprentice"
"Thank you…race horses,
For giving the people in places like Destiny Islands something they only see once a year…full sets of teeth.
Sincerely,
Vanitas, Keyblade Apprentice"
*"What?" Ven yells.
"It's not like they can do anything," Vanitas shrugs.*
"Thank you…twice-baked potatoes,
For being the most insulting way to cook a potato. First, we gonna gut you. Then we're gonna bake you, mash you all up and restuff you. And then we'll eat you. What are you gonna do about it, potato?
Sincerely,
Vanitas, Keyblade Apprentice"
"Thank you…flip-flops that Master Xehanort wears,
For being dirty germ magnets that he puts on his digusting little leg end! Cover your ground knobs, you filthy jerk!
Sincerely,
Vanitas, Keyblade Apprentice"
"Thank you…Ven walking down the hall at the same exact speed as me,
Who didn't appreciate my 'Hey, what if we hold hands?' joke. Next time, I'm just gonna do it.
Sincerely,
Vanitas, Keyblade Apprentice"
*"You wouldn't!" Ven says, glaring.
"I would," Vanitas said, smiling evily.*
"Thank you…person who takes their wallet out AFTER the cashier rung you up,
BUDDY LET'S GO! I'm at McDonalds ordering a Bacon, Egg and Cheese McGriddle. Time is not on my side!
Sincerely,
Vanitas, Keyblade Apprentice"
*"This is my last thank you note," Vanitas says.
"Yay!" Ven exclaims.
Vanitas glares and continues.*
"Thank you…Bob, Sr.,
For not waking up from your coma after Aqua threw that hammer at your head.
Sincerely,
Vanitas, Keyblade Apprentice"
Next up is Master Xehanort. Ideas are appreciated (need more!).