Thank you…beckster411, Sakura088, MeNerf, and Justice333…for being some of the coolest reviewers ever. Master Xehanort has been waiting with bated breath to give out his thank you notes…So, without futher ado, here's Master Xehanort. Hopefully it'll go well.
-miano53
Thank You Notes: Master Xehanort
*Master Xehanort looks at Bob, Jr. and says, "Child, can you play the thank you notes music?"
Bob, Jr. nods rapidly and begins playing the song "The Encounter".
"Junior. Junior, no! That's not it. Play the thank you notes music," Master Xehanort says.
Bob, Jr. stops and begins playing, "Ventus's Theme".
"No, Junior! That's not it either," Master Xehanort says, glaring.
Bob, Jr. stops and begins playing the thank you notes music.
"Finally!" Master Xehanort yells in triumph.
"Thank you…Terra,
For being the most naïve person I've ever met. Seriously, who trusts an old man that wears all leather?
Sincerely,
Master Xehanort, Keyblade Master"
"Thank you…Ventus,
For being my very first apprentice and letting me perform 'heart surgery' on you…Good times, good times
Sincerely,
Master Xehanort, Keyblade Master"
*"Hey! You almost killed me!" Ventus yells.
"It was all in the name of science, my boy," Master Xehanort says and continues.*
"Thank you…Aqua,
For destroying my room with a flood of water after you forgot to turn off the water in my bathroom sink when you were five. You really didn't think I forgot, did you?
Sincerely,
Master Xehanort, Keyblade Master"
*"Wait, er, you remembered that?" Aqua asks.
Master Xehanort nods and continues.*
"Thank you…Vanitas,
For nearly burning down my house trying to make waffles…
Sincerely,
Master Xehanort, Keyblade Master"
"Thank you…Eraqus,
For creating the best apprentice to steal :D
Sincerely,
Master Xehanort, Keyblade Master"
*"I hate you…" Eraqus says.
"The feeling's mutual," Master Xehanort replies.*
"Thank you…bowling,
For giving me an excuse to drink my gin and tonic while wearing someone else's shoes.
Sincerely,
Master Xehanort, Keyblade Master"
"Thank you…Lost and Found Box,
For never having what I lost, but having something much better. Did I say my scarf? I meant to say my really nice, golden and diamond encrusted wristwatch…
Sincerely,
Master Xehanort, Keyblade Master"
*"Ah, how many things I've found with that box…" Master Xehanort sighs.
"So, that's why I couldn't find my X-Box…" Terra mumbles.*
"Thank you…all my others (Xemnas, Terra-Xehanort, and my Heartless),
For failing in getting Kingdom Hearts. Seriously, it's so simple!
Sincerely,
Master Xehanort, Keyblade Master"
"Thank you…Chanukah (Hanukkah),
For being the longer, more boring director's cut of Christmas…
Sincerely,
Master Xehanort, Keyblade Master"
*"You know you just offended so many Jews…" Eraqus says.
"Bah, they'll get over it!" Master Xehanort yells.*
"Thank you…the song 'Friday' by Rebecca Black,
For being the worse song ever. 'Nuff said.
Master Xehanort, Keyblade Master"
*"Wait, you just destroyed the fourth wall! You weren't even there to here it!" Terra yells.
"I have my ways, my boy," Master Xehanort says.*
"Thank you…coma that Bob, Sr. is in,
For letting Bob, Sr.'s son come in and proving that Bob's family doesn't speak.
Sincerely,
Master Xehanort, Keyblade Master"
"Thank you…Apple,
For always bringing out products like the I-Pad 3 too early! I (as Terra-Xehanort) just bought the second version twenty minutes ago!
Sincerely,
Master Xehanort, Keyblade Master"
"Thank you…my baldness,
For making me look like Voldemort from Harry Potter…
Sincerely,
Master Xehanort, Keyblade Master
Well, that's it. Lea is up next. Please give me ideas as I'm running out