A/N: HAYYYY. SORRI WE NO DONT updat, but we hace skoool [even dough we are 2 kool fer ittt...]. we vvill vvrite moar son1! em starts it eff this tim.

wyntur wakld thru tha hals ef warthog. she wus lookin fer geerge weazly. he wud now were mi sistah was. she hasnut been to n e calsses. in the
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i cuntined thru dah halls until i gut to gyrfindur towah. i announced the puswurd and wulked to the buy's doritoe. l00king thru each dorm, i wyus lookin fer george. i met sum kayoot gryffindur-ys whoo flurted wif me. i truned dem down cause i loooooooooove fred weezley. i saw sum gurls in dose dere in da dormitotoes, i luffed at dem cause dey b hoes.

i funnally found geerge and fruwned at him.

"vere were vou~?" i velled at geerge.

gerorge looked starletd and cunfosed. "o wut du u meen?" he said in his accent of irish-ness.

i tuk his rist and wii wulked out n fred suw us n i kissed ihm and we walekd out so we luked 4 summer halden.

SUMMER BUMMER'S TURN ( BTW WHO DU YOUS GUYSA LIYKE BETTA SUMMY OR WYNTUR)

21I DIDM'T NO WHER I WAS!~ "HELP I SHOUTED!" I SAID.

"shud up stupid im gunna eatz you fo dinner if youse don;t shut up!" A SCARY DUDE WITH LARGE FANGS AND BLUE TOTALLY HOT BLUE EYES SAID APEARING OUTS OF NO WERE. HE WAS SO FREAKIN HOT. HW WEARING DARK BLACK SKINNY JEANS AND NO SHIRT. AND DAMYNNN HE HAD THE HOTTEST ABS EVER!

BUT HE DID NOT CUMPERE WITH MY GERGEY-KINS! I MISS GEORGES RED HUR AND MUSTASK.

"you well b mi vamp prince." he sud in his extrmly hot dusky voice.

"youse a vamo?" I screamed! i was totly excited no. I NEVER METTA ANOTH VAMP BESDES WYNTUR AND MY PARENTS WHO DIED WHEN I WAS TILL NE MY MOOMAS TUMMI.

"I WANTS TO GO HOMEEEEE!" I SCREAMED AND THEN HE RIPPED OF HIS MASK AND A LARGE SNAK WAS THEIR. I WAS VOLDEMORTS PET NAGI.

"HELLO! SUMMER WUR GUNNA BE BEST FRIENDS." SHE SUD HAPPY LIKE.

"OH MY I LOVE SNAKES." WANNA GO TO HOGSEADE? I ASKED SNEAKILY HOPING SHE SAY YEAH SO i COULD sneak AWAY AD FINDS THE LOVE OF MY LIFE. george ruben weasley...

"hell ta the yeah gurlfriend!" nagi said. "youse dunt even no home gurl!"

So we skipped along to the stores. and that were i seen princess flitwick.

"professor dude help a gurl otu!" and then tHE WAR STARted. spells FLEW AROUND MI hud/ i ducKED And i realized i lovved nagi so i grapped her and threw her beneth mi when i spell flew tourds her.

"thakssssss"she hissed.

we raced back to hyogwarts and r brooms. i rully missed wyntur elizabeth courtney sally suzie halden. she was my outher mi and i missed her terbd.

when we got der i passed ot again and den i seen gerge run two mi and he pucked me up and ran backs to d casdle.

A/N: winters turn!11 (: (BTW, i wud alsoooo lovve to no whoo u lyke bettah!)

wii saw suimmer halden. as sHE few to dah grund. he had sum1 wif im! i luked at dis persun as geerge puked up my sistah. i wulked up to da snuke on dah brum. and she punched mii!
i had a blood noes the next momrning. but rite now, i wus deelin wif hur and i wus fine.

"qurl, whatchu doin?" nagi scrumed.

"JUST TALKIN kare of mi gf..." geerge sud.

i luked at dis nagi bitch and shuukked mi head. HOW RUDE.

wii all walked 22 dah grate hull. i trupped nagi b4 we all got in dere.

i laffed.

A/N: surriiiii ameriac is nut r 1 lunguge! wii r frum britain. :3D

no1 tuld us whut 'my immortal' was?

PLUSE DUN B HATERZZZZZZZZ!

CONCRIT WELCUM