Thank you…Fatima Kenobi Skywalker, T.J. Nightshade, beckster411, Nobody's Heart, leotabelle13 and MeNerf for reviewing the thank you notes. Okay, Lea's next…Hopefully Isa won't kill him.
-miano53
Thank You Notes: Lea
*"Junior, can I get the thank you notes music?" Lea asks.
Bob, Jr. sighs and yawns while the music plays.
"What the…? He's not using his hands, Isa! He's not using his hands!" Lea screams.
Isa looks around and sees Bob, Sr. playing on a keyboard next to Junior's.
"Oh, Senior's back!" Isa exclaims.
"Yay!" Lea says.*
"Thank you…Terra,
For punching Ven in the face after that dog peed on you. Oh that was funny. I ROFL'd, LOL'd, screamed "WTD?" (What the deuce?) and LMBO'd.
Sincerely,
Lea, Ven's new friend"
*"Hey, I got a black eye!" Ven yelled.
"So? It was still funny," Lea says.
"And people say I'm mean…" Isa mumbles.*
"Thank you…Aqua,
For…I didn't meet you…Sorry.
Sincerely,
Lea, Ven's new friend"
"Thank you…Ven,
For being a much better friend than Isa. 'Nuff said.
Sincerely,
Lea, Ven's new friend"
"Thank you…Isa,
For being the worst friend ever. I mean, who puts in a nuclear bomb in a birthday present?
Sincerely,
Lea, Ven's new friend"
*"I thought you liked explosives," Isa says.
"Yeah! But not in my birthday presents! And especially not nuclear bombs! How did you get it anyway?" Lea says.
"I have my ways," Isa says evilly.*
"Thank you…miniature Schnauzers,
For looking like mini-Shawn Connerly's. 'Nuff said.
Sincerely,
Lea, Ven's new friend"
"Thank you…butterflies that flock outside my house,
For being gay moths. 'Nuff said.
Sincerely,
Lea, Ven's new friend"
*"They're literally screaming, 'I'm gonna put a dot on my wing there...Then I'll snuggle up in a cocoon…Then I'll eat my sugar'," Lea says.
"Wow, that was the worse imitation of a butterfly ever," Isa says.
"Shutty…" Lea says, glaring at Isa.*
"Thank you…water parks,
For being a giant germ and wedgie factory.
Sincerely,
Lea, Ven's new friend"
"Thank you…osculating fans in my house,
For being SO good, then not so good…Then SO good, then not so good…Then SO good…then not so good.
Sincerely,
Lea, Ven's new friend"
"Thank you…my Nobody named Axel,
For nearly getting killed by Isa's Nobody 32 times. And thanks for committing suicide and fading away, thus reviving me :D
Sincerely,
Lea, Ven's new friend"
"Thank you…Isa's Nobody named Saïx,
For being a crazy berserker who loves cheesecake a little too much. Man, I thought I had it bad as a normal person…
Sincerely,
Lea, Ven's new friend"
*"What's that supposed to mean?" Isa asks.
"I don't have to tell you," Lea says.
"DIE SUCKA!" Isa yells, hitting Lea in the head with a baseball bat.*
Er, well that was an abrupt end to Lea's thank you notes. *Sees Lea get up* Okay, got to take him to the hospital. Hopefully Isa won't chase him and attempt to kill him again. Isa's next!
-miano53