Thank you everyone (including anonymous reviewer) for reviewing Lea's thank you notes. Now Isa's up next. He got his eyebrows waxed, hair trimmed and went to see the last Harry Potter movie. Since he didn't like the last one, hopefully he won't be too mean with these thank you notes…
-miano53
Thank You Notes: Isa
*"Bob, Sr., can you play the thank you notes music?" Isa asks.
Bob turns his head for a profile picture and starts playing.
"What the…? Bob, what are you doing?" Lea asks.
"I guess he's doing a profile," Ven says.
"Bob. Bob, eyes on the keyboard," Isa says.
Bob looks tired and yawns.*
"Thank you…Terra,
For proving that peeing dogs and your shoes don't mix. 'Nuff said.
Sincerely,
Isa, Ven and Lea's friend"
"Thank you…Aqua,
For having you and Terra being the only thing Ven talks about.
Sincerely,
Isa, Ven and Lea's friend"
"Thank you…Ventus (Ven),
For getting that black eye and making my day a lot funnier.
Sincerely,
Isa, Ven and Lea's friend"
*"Hey! I thought you said you weren't going to laugh!" Ven yells.
"Nah, I change my mind," Isa says.*
"Thank you…lay-ups that Lea ALWAYS perform when we play basketball,
For being the slam dunk for white people. 'Nuff said.
Sincerely,
Isa, Ven and Lea's friend"
*"Hey! I like doing lay-ups. You're a jerk," Lea says.
Isa laughs and immediately goes back to writing."*
"Thank you…Pokemon,
For ruining my childhood.
Sincerely,
Isa, Ven and Lea's friend"
"Thank you…Giegue and Giygas from the Mother series,
For scarring me for life. I hate you…
Sincerely,
Isa, Ven and Lea's friend"
*"It was horrible…Horrible," Lea says.
"Not as bad as when my old master, Xehanort, inadvertently showed his…you know area while wearing short shorts," Ven says, shuddering.
Isa thought about it and said in horror, "Ven, we're not friends anymore!"*
"Thank you…Square Enix,
For putting X's in my Nobody, Saïx's, name. You know, you could've named him something cool like Axis or something.
Sincerely,
Isa, Ven and Lea's friend"
"Thank you…cheesecake,
For being the most beautiful thing on Earth! :D
Sincerely,
Isa, Ven and Lea's friend"
"Thank you…bowling,
For being the most germ filled sport ever. Seriously, who wants to wear moist shoes over 10,000 people wore and put their fingers in some dirty bowling ball holes? That's just asking for the flu!
Sincerely,
Isa, Ven and Lea's friend"
"Thank you…Xehanort,
For opening up the door to Radiant Garden, thus destroying the place and turning Lea, me, Ienzo, Braig, Dilan, Aeleus, and Even into Nobodies. Man, I don't like you…
Sincerely,
Isa, Ven and Lea's friend"
"Thank you…Saïx,
For nearly killing Axel several times in your pursuit of cheesecake. Well, at least we all know why you attacked that Sora kid later…
Sincerely,
Isa, Ven and Lea's friend (and your original!)"
*"Hey! That's breaking the fourth wall, mister!" Ven yells.
"So, Saïx needs to hear it!" Isa says.
"Um, you know Saïx is you, right?" Lea says.
"Well, I'm giving myself advice," Isa says proudly.*
"Thank you…reviewers,
For reading the story, but not giving the author any new ideas. What is wrong with you people? It's not that hard to think of thank you notes!
Sincerely,
Isa, Ven and Lea's friend"
*"Wow, that was mean…" Ven says.
"Yeah…Meaner than your usual," Lea says.
"What's that supposed to mean?" Isa says.
"Er…" Lea says nervously.
"Did you have your cheesecake fix recently?" Ven asks.
"NO! DIE SUCKA!" Isa yells, hitting Ven upside the head with a dictionary.
Once again, that was an abrupt end to the thank you notes. Man, I think Isa needs some medicine to curb that berserker habit of his…Okay, next up is Braig. Ideas are appreciated.
-miano53