Thankies to all those who reviewed Isa's thank you notes. Next up is Braig and he had his hair cut, clothes ironed, ate some cookies, drunk his coffee, saw the Rise of the Planets of the Apes and like it. So, without further ado, Braig will give you his thank you notes *"Yeah!" someone screams*
-miano53
Thank You Notes: Braig
*"Bob, can you give me the thank you notes music?" Braig asks.
Bob rapidly nods his head and stifles a snicker. He then starts playing.
"Wow…Random much?" Braig says.*
"Thank you…Terra,
For ruining my perfectly good eyesight and giving me an eyepatch. I look like a pirate, you turd…
Sincerely,
Braig, Ansem the Wise's Apprentice"
*"We told you not to trust that Xehanort guy, but no…" Even says.
"Shutty…" Braig says, glaring.*
"Thank you…Ven,
For looking like that kid Roxas. 'Nuff said.
Sincerely,
Braig, Ansem the Wise's Apprentice"
"Thank you…Aqua,
For beating the living heck out of me after I commented about your skinny jeans. Man, what is it with you and hating people's comments on your skinny jeans?
Sincerely,
Braig, Ansem the Wise's Apprentice"
"Thank you...Master Xehanort,
For attempting to kill me after I got my beating from Terra. Man, what is it with violent Keyblade wielders?
Sincerely,
Braig, Ansem the Wise's Apprentice"
"Thank you…Even,
For being creepy even before you were Vexen. 'Nuff said.
Sincerely,
Braig, Ansem the Wise's Apprentice"
*"Hey!" Even yells.
"So? It's true!" Braig says.*
"Thank you…Ienzo,
For being so sad all the time. Sheesh. I know your parents died and all, but you don't have to be emo. Oh and no thanks to you smacking me over the head with your book after I called you emo, you little turd…
Sincerely,
Braig, Ansem the Wise's Apprentice"
"Thank you…Terra-Xehanort,
For stealing my position as Ansem's favorite apprentice.
Sincerely,
Braig, Ansem the Wise's Apprentice"
"Thank you…my Nobody named Xigbar,
For being so cool. I would give you a high five, but you don't exist anymore…
Sincerely,
Braig, Ansem the Wise's Apprentice"
*"You know he is you, right?" Even asks.
"Oh! Sweet!" Braig says and gives himself a high five.*
"Thank you…my accent,
For making me sound like a surfer. Man, now everyone thinks I'm a surfing pirate.
Sincerely,
Braig, Ansem the Wise's Apprentice"
"Thank you…Dilan,
For throwing your lance at me after I ate your donut.
Sincerely,
Braig, Ansem the Wise's Apprentice"
"Thank you…Aeleus,
For not speaking at all…You're pretty much the same as a Nobody…Sad…
Sincerely,
Braig, Ansem the Wise's Apprentice"
"Thank you…Ansem the Wise,
For offering me free pizza and beer if Dilan, Aeleus and me if we helped you move your living room set. Or, I could buy my own pizza and beer and not carry a nasty, dirty old recliner for my cheap, lazy master!
Sincerely,
Braig, Ansem the Wise's Apprentice"
*"This is my last thank you note…" Braig says.
"Yeah!" a reader yells.
Braig glares and continues.*
"Thank you…the Keyblade,
For not letting me wield you and not letting me see the thing that old Xehanort showed that scarred everyone for life.
Sincerely,
Braig, Ansem the Wise's Apprentice"
Those are Braig's thank you notes. Okay, Even is next.
-miano53