Thankies to all those who read and reviewed Braig's thank you notes. Now is Even's turn. He got his hair brushed, his eyebrow's waxed, experimented on a few things and wrote his thank you notes. *"Yeah!"* a reader screams. Okay…Here's Even and his thank you notes.
-miano53
Thank You Notes: Even
*"Bob, Bob…can you please give me the thank you notes?" Even asks.
Bob falls asleep at the piano and everyone stares.
"Did he take an Ambien before he came here?" Braig asks, staring.
Ienzo begins poking at him and makes a look that said, "Is he dead?"
"Um, can someone play the music?" Even asks.
Bob, Jr. stares at his dad and pushes him off the seat. He then starts playing.
"Thank you, Junior," Even says.
Bob, Jr. just nods his head.*
"Thank you…the man named Terra,
For scarring Braig's face for life. Thank you for beating that no good, yellow bellied, waste of skin!
Sincerely,
Even, Ansem the Wise's top scientist"
"Thank you…Ventus,
For helping me catch that little Iezno. Seriously, he's a handful.
Sincerely,
Even, Ansem the Wise's top scientist"
*Iezno glares and Even says, "What? It is hard to keep up with you sometimes!"*
"Thank you…Aqua,
For finding Kairi for us. She's also a slippery little kid as well.
Sincerely,
Even, Ansem the Wise's top scientist"
*"Man, you're just no good with kids, aren't you?" Braig asks.
"Well, then you should have a turn watching two little kids," Even says.
"As if. I'm good," Braig says.*
"Thank you…Braig,
For looking like a surfing pirate. Bwa-ha-ha-ha! But no thanks for calling me a wanna-be Prof. Hojo. I think I'll murder you in your sleep while laughing evilly.
Sincerely,
Even, Ansem the Wise's top scientist"
"Thank you…Iezno,
For always running away from me. You know I don't like running!
Sincerely,
Even, Ansem the Wise's top scientist"
"Thank you…Dilan and Aeleus,
For always bringing in large monuments to getting in shape (home gyms) and attempting to make me exercise with them. You know I hate exercising.
Sincerely,
Even, Ansem the Wise's top scientist"
"Thank you…Ansem the Wise,
For making me always watch over Kairi and Iezno. I'm not your personal babysitter!
Sincerely,
Even, Ansem the Wise's top scientist"
*'I thought that was in your job description," Braig says.
Even glares and continues.*
"Thank you…Xehanort,
For pretty much not talking to the rest of us even though you were with us for more than a year. Braig and Dilan invited you to come drinking with us but you declined. Later, I found you drinking cognac in your room while watching soap operas. Don't worry, I won't tell anyone.
Sincerely,
Even, Ansem the Wise's top scientist"
"Thank you...bottle of Franjelico liquor I found in Xehanort's locker,
For being Mrs. Butterworth's drunk Italian cousin. Seriously, what was Xehanort thinking? It looks like a bottle of Mrs. Butterworth's.
Sincerely,
Even, Ansem the Wise's top scientist"
"Thank you…camping trip the others and I went on,
For showing how stupid Braig can be. He saw us staring at the camp fire and said, 'Maybe if we can keep staring at it, it'll turn into a TV'.
Sincerely,
Even, Ansem the Wise's top scientist"
That's Even's thank you notes. Okay, Ienzo is up next.
-miano53