Yay! Today's Friday and it's the same day Jimmy Fallon does his thank you notes. Since I don't work for him (and never will), Xehanort will share his thank you notes instead. Okay, he got his hair done, got his skin spray tanned, went to see the Smurfs movie, hated it and came back to write his thank you notes. *"Yeah!" a random reader yells.* Okay, here's Xehanort with his thank you notes.
Thank You Notes: Xehanort
*Xehanort looks over at Bob and sees him asleep at the piano again. "Uh, Bob? Bob! BOB! Wake up!" Xehanort yells.
Bob wakes up and looks around.
"Can you give me the thank you notes music?" Xehanort asks.
Bob nods sleepily and begins playing.
"Did you take your insulin pills recently?" Even asks.
Bob shakes his head.
"Er, someone get him his insulin before he goes into a coma again!" Braig yells.
Ienzo runs off with Bob, Jr. to find Bob's insulin pills.*
"Thank you…Braig,
For asking me if I was a guy named Terra and confusing me. You do remember I have amnesia, right?
Sincerely,
Xehanort, Ansem the Wise's foremost apprentice"
"Thank you…Even,
For killing that chocobo Ienzo found and brought home as a pet. And you wonder why he still doesn't talk.
Sincerely,
Xehanort, Ansem the Wise's foremost apprentice"
*"Ienzo forgave me after that experiment," Even says.
Ienzo reenters and overheard the thank you note. He then looked over at Even and gave the insulin pills to Bob, Jr. Within seconds of remembering his beloved Choco the Chocobo, Ienzo runs out of the room, crying.
"Told ya so," Braig says to Even.*
"Thank you…Ienzo,
For being my shrink during my psychology sessions and listening to my rants about my theories and how Ansem won't listen to them.
Sincerely,
Xehanort, Ansem the Wise's foremost apprentice"
"Thank you…Ansem the Wise,
For letting me know about darkness. It's your fault I opened that door and accidentally destroyed Radiant Garden!
Sincerely,
Xehanort, Ansem the Wise's foremost apprentice"
*"Or was it?" Braig asks, looking at Xehanort.
Xehanort says nothing and continues.*
"Thank you…Dilan and Aeleus,
For being steroid filled bodyguards. I just looked at you one time and the two of you chased me all the way downtown…What did I ever do to you, you hormone-filled jocks?
Sincerely,
Xehanort, Ansem the Wise's foremost apprentice"
"Thank you…web browser that Even closes every time I come in the library,
Trust me. Whatever you were looking at isn't as bad as what I assumed you were looking at.
Sincerely,
Xehanort, Ansem the Wise's foremost apprentice"
"Thank you…girl's armor that was next to me the day I woke up,
For just being there and creating a lot of questions..
Sincerely,
Xehanort, Ansem the Wise's foremost apprentice"
"Thank you…Braig's arrowguns,
For shooting at me when I had to do a dare that involved the cutting of Braig's ponytail. Dilan and Even dared me to on pain of death! So, now you know who to shoot. Have fun!
Sincerely,
Xehanort, Ansem the Wise's foremost apprentice"
*"So, you're the one who did that!" Braig yells at Even.
"I have no idea what Xehanort's talking about," Even says, panicking.
"As if. DIE SUCKA!" Braig yells and chases Even out of the room.*
"Thank you…children of Radiant Garden,
For laughing at me and whispering jokes about the color of my hair. It's SILVER not WHITE!
Sincerely,
Xehanort, Ansem the Wise's foremost apprentice"
*"Lastly…" Xehanort says and writes.*
"Thank you…Xemnas and my Heartless,
For doing the exact thing I DIDN'T want to happen: getting your butt kicked by kids!
Sincerely,
Xehanort, Ansem the Wise's foremost apprentice (and your original!)"
That's Xehanort's thank you notes. Next up, Ansem the Wise (poor guy).
-miano53