Thankies to Don't Shoot the Puppy, Justice333, and Mikichan21 for their reviews and for anyone else that reviewed or read the thank you notes. Even though some think that saying "'Nuff said" is out of character, I'll still use it because the thank you notes are the characters' private thoughts. Okay, here's Ansem the Wise and his thank you notes. Hopefully, he'll be nice with this one.
-miano53
Thank You Notes: Ansem the Wise
*Ansem looks over at Bob and sees him reading. "Bob, what are you doing? You're supposed to be playing the thank you notes music," he says.
Bob, who was reading the Time magazine, glares and starts playing.*
"Thank you…Xehanort,
For stealing my name, my life's research, my pride, my castle, my kingdom, etc…And you wonder why I hunted you down and attempted to gut you like a fish…
Sincerely,
Ansem the Wise, former ruler of Radiant Garden"
"Thank you…Braig,
For looking like a surfing pirate after that 'walk' that you took after lunch on Tuesday.
Sincerely,
Ansem the Wise, former ruler of Radiant Garden"
"Thank you…Kairi,
For getting lost after Radiant Garden was lost to the darkness. I found out from a letter from my mother (your grandmother).
Sincerely,
Ansem the Wise, former ruler of Radiant Garden"
*"Oh, so that's how you found out. But how come you didn't say anything?" Kairi asks.
"Well, I didn't have any time. Plotting revenge and all that," Ansem explains.*
"Thank you…Riku,
For making fun of me after I placed the entire body of my email in the subject line. It wasn't a 'Dad move'. It wasn't, I tell you!
Sincerely,
Ansem the Wise, former ruler of Radiant Garden"
"Thank you…Sora,
For going to sleep for about a year and letting me hide data in you.
Sincerely,
Ansem the Wise, former ruler of Radiant Garden"
*"What…? What data?" Kairi asks with a horrified look on her face.
"What's wrong with you?...No! I wouldn't do that. Get your mind out of the gutter, Kairi!" Ansem yells, angry.*
"Thank you…Roxas…
For getting beaten by Riku, having your memories stolen and re-fusing with Sora. Well…I should say I'm sorry. Sorry…
Sincerely,
Ansem the Wise, former ruler of Radiant Garden"
"Thank you…Naminé,
For putting Sora's memories back together. The good thing is that Kairi didn't attempt to kill you for nearly taking her boyfriend…
Sincerely,
Ansem the Wise, former ruler of Radiant Garden"
"Thank you…Sea-Salt ice cream,
For being my sole comfort after the several bottles of Jack Daniels I took from Xehanort's locker before my banishment…
Sincerely,
Ansem the Wise, former ruler of Radiant Garden"
"Thank you…reviewers,
For not giving many ideas for my thank you notes…
Sincerely,
Ansem the Wise, former ruler of Radiant Garden"
*"Well, this is the last thank you note…" Ansem says.
"No!" Kairi yells.
Ansem stares at her and scoots away."
"Thank you…Square Enix,
For making a horrific death scene for me in Kingdom Hearts II. I thought I really was going to lose some limbs there in that horrible explosion…
Sincerely,
Ansem the Wise, former ruler of Radiant Garden"
Okay, I'll need some ideas for more thank you notes. I dunno who to do next. So, you guys can send ideas my way.
-miano53