Thank you…MeNerf, Don't Shoot and Justice 333 for reviewing Ansem's thank you notes. Well, Zack's here with his thank you notes. He got his hair cut, put in some hair gel in his hair and wrote out his thank you notes. So, he has been waiting for a while to give them to you guys. Okay, without further ado, here's Zack Fair…I just hope it isn't too silly.
-miano53
Thank You Notes: Zack
*"Bob? Bob? Bob!" Zack yells while finding Bob.
"Where's Bob," Ven asks.
"I dunno, I thought he was with you," Terra says.
"Well, we gotta find him and fast! I have to do my thank you notes!" Zack yells.
Ven finds a CD on the floor with the title, "Bob's Thank You Notes Music" on it.
"Well, this is all Bob left…" Ven says.
"Put it in! I gotta finish my thank you notes!" Zack says.
Ven puts the CD in the CD player and Zack begins his thank you notes.*
"Thank you…Terra,
For stealing my hairstyle…'Nuff said…
Sincerely,
Zack Fair, aspiring hero"
*"Hey! I'm older than you. So, technically I had it first!" Terra yells.
"Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're just a recycled version of my older self in Crisis Core," Zack replies.
"Hey! You just broke the fourth wall!" Ven yells at him.
"Ven…the fourth wall was destroyed a long, long time ago…" Terra replies.*
"Thank you…Aqua,
For shooting me down after I asked you out on a date…And you wonder why there's always annoying spam mail in your e-mails…
Sincerely,
Zack Fair, aspiring hero."
"Thank you…Ventus,
For looking a bit like Cloud with that weird cowlick of yours.
Sincerely,
Zack Fair, aspiring hero"
*"Hey! My hair isn't weird!" Ventus yells.
"Yeah, look who's talking," Terra adds.
"Hey, it's only a little bit of hair gel in my hair," Zack says.
"Oh, so an entire bottle of hair gel is a little bit?" Terra asks.
"Shutty…" Zack grumbles."*
"Thank you…Phil,
For nearly shooting down my dreams of becoming a hero. Look at me now, Phil!
Sincerely,
Zack Fair, aspiring hero"
*"Wait…Aren't you dead after Crisis Core?" Ventus asks.
Zack stays silent and continues.*
"Thank you…Hercules (Herc),
For being my sparring partner and accidentally punching me in the face. Seriously, what did I do?
Sincerely,
Zack Fair, aspiring hero"
"Thank you…Cloud,
For being so, so emo…
Sincerely,
Zack Fair, aspiring hero"
"Thank you…Hades,
For forcing me to fight Terra after possessing me with darkness. What are you, the devil?
Sincerely,
Zack Fair, aspiring hero"
*"Yeah, I was wondering about that too," Terra says.
"Something just said to me as he walked up…'Satan, Satan, Satan'…" Zack adds.
"So, why did you listen to him?" Ven asks.
"IDK…" Zack says and continues.*
"Thank you…Sephiroth,
For always stalking me and Cloud…'Nuff said.
Sincerely,
Zack Fair, aspiring hero"
"Thank you…the show, Glee,
For being an overglorified version of High School Musical…
Sincerely,
Zack Fair, aspiring hero"
"Thank you…U.S. government,
For providing jokes for hundreds of thousands of comedians everywhere (including Japan)
Sincerely,
Zack Fair, aspiring hero"
*"Well, this is my last thank you note…" Zack says.
"WHY?" Ven screams.
Terra and Zack scoots over and stares at Ven…*
"Thank you…Tetsuya Nomura,
For giving me the worse death in a Final Fantasy game and letting the world hear hundreds of my fans scream and cry in anguish. I don't like you…
Sincerely,
Zack Fair, aspiring hero"
Well, those are Zack's thank you notes. Next up is young Sora. Oh and what happened to Bob, you'll find out next chapter ;)