Thank yous to Sakura008, anonymous review Zack, Justice333, and Anna Shiki for their reviews for Sora's thank you notes and for providing Sora with four pieces of ice. So it's Friday and Riku took a nap, ate a bologna sandwich with cheese and chips, watched Family Feud, got a juice box and wrote down his thank you notes. I just hope it goes better than Sora's…
-miano53
Thank You Notes: Young Riku (Age 5):
*"Hey Mr. Bob, can you give me that thank you note music?" Riku asks.
Bob nods his head and starts playing "Riku's Theme".
"Huh? Tat's not teh Tank You note music," Sora says, his tongue covered with a bandage.
Riku looks at Bob and then at Sora and Kairi. "Eh, that'll do," he says.
"But it's making me sad…" Kairi said, crying.
"Me doo…" Sora says, sniffling.
'Yay!' Riku thinks.*
"Thank you…Mom and Dad,
For looking at my turkey drawing and saying 'Oh yeah, that looks nice…' and then saying 'But the only turkey I care about is Wild Turkey, now go and fill up our glasses. YOUR PARENTS NEED THEIR MEDICINE!'
Sincerely,
Riku, future Keyblade wielder"
*"Hey, you told me tat I couldn't put tat down!" Sora yells.
"But you did it anyway, so I'm doing it," Riku says, sticking out his tongue.
Sora kicks him in the knee and Riku accidentally bites his tongue.
"Ow! I don't like you anymore, Thora!" Riku yells, holding his now bleeding tongue.
"Author lady! Riku bit his tongue!" Kairi yells.*
"Tank you…Thora,
For kicking me in my knee and making me bite my thongue! I hate you! We're not friends anymore!
Sincerely,
Riku, future Keyblade wielder"
*"You sarted it!" Sora yells.
"I did not!" Riku yells back.*
"Tank you…Kairi,
For not helping me after Thora kicked me and I bit my thongue…Grrr….
Sincerely,
Riku, future Keyblade wielder"
*"I called for the author lady…" Kairi says, sniffling.
"Wiku! You made Kairi cry!" Sora yells.
Riku, who was now putting a bandage on his tongue, glared at Sora and continued.*
"Tank you…teh ocean…
For letting tat giant tidal wave hit me and destroying my sand castle…
Sincerely,
Riku, future Keyblade wielder"
"Tank you…my bleeding thongue,
For not stopping with teh bleeding after thu tank you notes…
Sincerely,
Riku, future Keyblade wielder"
*"Yay! Riku's mom is here with first aid kits!" Kairi yells happily.
Riku's mom rush in and cleans Riku's cut on his tongue.
"Ow! OW! OWW!" Riku yells.
After several minutes, his tongue was bandaged up like Sora's and his mom leaves, saying, "Be good now."
Riku glares and continues.*
"Tank you…first aid kits,
For stopping my bleeding thongue, but preventing me from speaking right…
Sincerely,
Riku, future Keyblade wielder"
"Tank you…the Barney song,
For making tousands of kids teh world over believe that Barney's gay…or a pedo…I don't really know what tat is, but I know it's bad…
Sincerely,
Riku, future Keyblade wielder"
"Tank you…tat guy named Terra,
For giving me tat oversized key. You should've let me keep it so I can bash evil seagulls before tey can take my bologna sandwiches!
Sincerely,
Riku, future Keyblade wielder"
"Tank you…tat lady named Aqua,
For comparing me and Thora to two guys named Ven and Terra. So, you knew tat guy tat showed up on the island?
Sincerely,
Riku, future Keyblade wielder"
"Tank you…grandpa,
For leaving teh islands without telling Granny where you were going but only coming back for one day. Where are you now? You could tell me about tose other worlds! :D
Sincerely,
Riku, future Keyblade wielder"
Well, Riku's done. *Sees Riku and Sora fighing over the last batch of chicken nuggets.* Well, gotta break up the fight. Okay, Kairi will be the last one to write her thank you notes. *"NO!" the three yells and stopped fighting.*
-miano53