Logan: Hello people of the world to another episode of the second season to Interview With StarFox, I'm your host Logan Sikes, and we are here to answer all oh your questions! points towards the sky
Director: Err...Right...
Logan: Ok now...
The mace v.s The sheild
to the lylatian cast only and director: you all have been invited on board for a tour of the G.R.S. HYDRA i hope you can come oh and jake if i see you on my ship i will kill you.
Director: Crap...There goes the budget for the shack we're in...Oh wait...We get a ship! HELLS YES!
Jake: But I wanna go inside the ship!
everyone enters the G.R.S. HYDRA...except for Jake lol
Jake: cries Well...At least I'm alone with Coa- turns to see his boyfriend disappear Why me?
Foxpilot
Panther-you are a conundrum. I dislike you. I loathe you, rather. But the Japanese like you. And if I want an all-new Star Fox game, I must not annoy the Japanese. But yet, we are all our own person and are only responsible for our own actions and reactions. You know what? Screw it. *Shoves a giant wad of raw broccoli down your throat* EAT THAT, SUCKER!
Panther: chokes on the broccoli Can't...Breathe!
Logan: Get's behind Panther and starts the Heimlich maneuver till Panther spits the broccoli
Panther: gasps for breath Ugh...Why me? cries
Leon-what exactly about Wolf attracts you? He may be cool but he's...Wolf.
Leon: He's just so...Heh...So badass...And I saw him naked before so I know how big he is...Oh man I want that thing inside me...
Wolf: sweatdrops Not in a million years.
Leon: groans
Logan: (Father Wolf is so sexy...With him being so well endowed...)
Krystal-The Borg is circular. Whaddo I do?
Krystal: Err...Borg?
Logan-have you ever seen Concordat's walkthrough of Star Fox 64? It's hilarious.
Logan: Oh no I haven't...I should watch it!
Peppy, Fox, and James-how do you guys get your glasses to stay on your heads?
Peppy: What d'ya mean? Chuckles
Fox: I think he asked us this question because human glasses have those things that go behind their ears so they stay on.
James: Come to think of it...I'm surprised my sunglasses can stay on...
Fox: I know right? Laughs
Peppy: Well, sorry we don't have a real answer for you about that.
Volgy-I have no idea who you are, but I'm nice (generally). So, I will ask something. Why does your name remind me of "Voldo" from Soul Caliber?
Volg: groans Please don't call me 'Volgy' I don't really like that nickname Logan gave me...Err...What's a Voldo?
Logan: whisper whisper whisper
Volg: sweatdrops Err...S&M! What a freak...
bryan mccloud
to the author: do you think it would be good to do a crossover story between star fox and jazz jackrabbit?
Director: Err...Jazz Jackrabbit? Who the Hell is that!
to marcus's parents: wahahaha...i have kidnapped your son marcus and i won't return him to you unless you tickle torture fox until the end of the chapter...WAHAHAHA...evil laughter.
Fox and Krystal: Err...He's right there. points in Marcus' direction
Marcus: Err...Hello...
Logan: Oh right, Marcus' bracelet let's him create physical copies of himself...I sense a random person shouting out a random Naruto pun...
Random Narutard: SHADOW CLOWN JUTSU!
Logan: There we go! Grins :D
FireFox9765
To Logan: Eric (my OC who ISN'T in love with Krystal) and Geoffrey (sorry for the spoiler but he is another OC of mine. BTW he is a Great Horned Owl) are currently working on a machine that will allow you to meet and slap OC's that ARE in love with Krystal because that machine will take them out of their world and bring them straight into ours! MWAHAHAHA! Do you like the idea?
Logan: Heheheh...Grabs a bat let's go! Evil smily face
To Fox: I'm gonna kill bryan mccloud for doing that to Marcus.
Fox: Grabs rocket launcher Heh, I'll go with you!
To Logan: I'll give 'em a slow granny vehicle so Star Wolf can catch them and... I'm not gonna give more details. Spoils the fic. No, I'm gonna give Krystal and ONLY Krystal a Lambo Murciélago. The others will get taken down. I know Wolf would like to.
Logan: laughs Good one!
To Krystal: Do you smoke? I'll get myself killed if you do.
Krystal: shakes head No...Its really bad for your health, so I don't even consider doing something like that.
Logan: looks at Wolf
Wolf: looks around suspiciously
Logan: Hand it over, Father Wolf.
Wolf: (Damn...) Hands Logan the pack of cigarettes
Logan: Thank you. Throws pack into the insinerator
Random scream
Everyone: What the Hell?
To Slippy: Have you been working on a new device recently?
Slippy: Oh I have, the bracelet Marcus is wearing is my latest creation! I call it the 'Cloning Bracelet!'
To Krystal: Maybe many people have asked you this before but: Do those tail rings cut off the blood supply or something? Please don't kill me, I have always wondered that.
Krystal: Heh, not its made so that it won't cut off blood circulation.
To Fox, Krystal and blah blah blah: How do you take a shower?
Fox: Err...We just...Take a shower?
Krystal: I think he's referring in what we do to get ourselves clean.
Fox: Oh well...Umm...Well basically we...
A whole minute of explaining later
Fox: ...And that's how we take a shower!
Logan: It's even more fun showering with another person! blushes
Leon: GAH!
Fox: It really is... blushes
Krystal: blushes
Logan: Right, Father Wolf? Winks
Wolf: Err...C'mon don't say that out loud...That's embarrassing blushes
Logan: chuckles Showing your tsundere side again, Father! Keep it up!
To everyone: How can you fit in there? Is it a big studio?
Director: Yay for ships!
To Fox: Krystal will play the guitar for you (I'm serious).
Krystal: Heh really...I'll try my best at it, I'm still learning...
Fox: Heh...Yeah, I'm glad to teach you some more Krys...
Krystal: blushes
Krystal plays Simple and Clean by Utada Hikaru
Logan: Wow! Your so awesome Krystal!
Krystal: Oh please! Heh, your making me blush Logan! Blushes
Falco: Really, you were pretty good!
Katt: No doubt about that!
To Slippy: Have you ever tried to write a poem?
Slippy: Err...I have one time, for Amanda...
Amanda: Heh, he was nervous about it, he honestly thought it sucked, but I thought it was heartwarming.
To Krystal: Are you afraid of horror movies? Because I was talking with Fox and he told me that he wants you to know that he is going to take you out for dinner, then go to watch a horror movie and finally do some crazy wahoo (if you know what I'm talking about) at the fanciest hotel in town.
Krystal: Oh—Eheheh...Err...Yes...I'm a bit scared of horror movies...
Fox: Don't worry Krystal! Your husband here will protect you.
Krystal: giggles Thank you Fox.
Fox: Heh its no problem!
Logan: Alright it looks like that's all there is today, see you guys later! And ask questions to the rest of the cast ok?
Rouen: still sitting in the same spot
Raz: Well, I could've been out working out...
Koku: And I wouldn't had my way with Raz! sad face
Raz: Yeah he wo—WHAT!
Logan: Oh c'mon Raz, you know he's gonna handcuff you, blindfold your and practically rape you like he usually does! With Nat taking pics for his pornozines.
Koku and Nat: You know it!
Raz: Geez...
Kye: That's why I went to college...
Jay: Really?
Kye: Yep, truthfully for that reason only...Then again I could've gotten myself a job too...Crap...
Volg: Answering questions to the public is quite interesting...
Rouen: Really?
Volg: Quite exactly...
Rouen: I see...Hmm...Err...Logan when do you think we're gonna make the next episode?
Logan: Depends on how many questions we get.
Rouen: I see...Hmm...Hopefully Hyoun's doing alright.
Logan: Heh I'm sure he is...
At The Kingdom of Seiran in End Earth
Hyoun: So many sexy human girls! laughs manically
Raihi: Heh, Hyoun you sleazy bastard! Laughs
Hyoun: Well I find human woman attractive!
Raihi: Well Seiran seems to have gotten a lot better with you running it.
Hyoun: But I wonder how Rouen's doing.
Raihi: Who knows...
StarFox © Nintendo
Rouen, Hyoun, Raihi © SEGA
Raz, Jay, Kye, Nat and Koku © Kokuhane