Logan: Hello everyone and welcome to another episode to Interview With StarFox, I'm your host Logan Sikes.
Leon: (in the distance) C'mon Wolf! Sleep with me!
Wolf: (in the distance) Leon get the Hell away from me!
Logan: Oh crap...Well...On with the interview! smiles retardedly
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to jake: whisper...go rape marcus without anyone knowing...lol.
Jake: Sorry...I only go for guys who are 18 and over. Yes...Even I have my limits.
to silver: whisper...help jake out and make sure no one knows...lol.(do it at night when everyone is asleep. this includes jake as well)
Silver: Yeah...Not gonna happen, besides I don't want Jake to be named a child molester (I'm 16 and Marcus is 15...Jake is like...20 something...)
to silver: what will you do to marcus if he steals your girlfriend? who do you think will get the girls hand? you or marcus?
Silver: I don't really have a girlfriend...And Marcus would get the girl because I would, sorta, let him...
to everyone: this is the last time i am going to make fun of marcus...because making fun of fox is too old and boring and he is too old and too many people making stories on him.
Marcus: Good, hmph!
to krystal: what will happen between you and fox if fox went for operation to remove his testicles...-_-.
Krystal: We...Would still have sex...
to fox: likewise to you as well as in krystal doing it instead.
Krystal: I DON'T HAVE TESTICLES!
Fox: Now you done it, heheh...
to everyone: i am ordering kfc delivery, who want(s) as well? i will be paying it for any who wants to eat it.
Everyone except Rouen and Volg: raises their hands
Rouen and Volg: What is a 'KFC'?
Logan: Its a place where you can buy fried chicken and other stuff
Rouen: I see...
Volg: Interesting...
to everyone: anyone wanna play a game...blindfolded? pin the picture on the wall with a needle BLINDFOLDED and no using TELEPATHY or else i will penalize your by shooting 6 inch long needles...on your body...lol.
Everyone: Uhh...No...
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Geoffrey: Take Light to the studio. The other OC's are now struggling with traps from the Saw movies.
Eric stuffs Light into the machine.
Geoffrey: Alright, send him back to his world (I think I should say future too, if my calculations
don't fail, he lives in the 2012-2015).
Eric: Yeah. (Pulls the red lever again).
The machine gets overheated again and Light disappears.
Geoffrey: Let's go and build another crazy invention.
Eric: OK. They run off to the Nemixis Revolution, take off and fly through the sky.
Everyone: …
Logan: Ok then...
Light: Thank you for sparing me... cries tears of joy
Logan: It's no problem, your really a cool guy.
To Logan: Since when did Wolf become your father?
Logan: Well...In a later chapter of StarFox: Earthbound, it'll show that after meeting the StarWolf team, Wolf decides to make amends with Fox and he, Leon and Panther become part of the StarFox team. And when Wolf finds out I'm an orphan he started being a bit more sympathetic towards me and eventually it got to the point where he wanted to adopt me. We live in a small house about a block away from Fox's house, its really cool living with my Father! hugs Wolf
Wolf: blushes Heh...I love you too son. hugs back
Everyone except Leon: Aww...
Leon: (Damn you...)
To Marcus: Take a million dollars and buy whatever you want.
Marcus: Err...You didn't steal this did you? Mmm...I'm not taking it till the next episode...
To Raz: You're a weak a**hole aren't you? (Cuz you let Koku rape you).
Raz: (Wow...First question...) Well...Err...You see...sigh...The reason why I let Koku rape me is because it was my fault he got that scar on his face...He was being beaten up by these assholes during out freshman year at high school, and I wasn't able to help him...I bet if I did save him that time he wouldn't have been the perverted bisexual horny bastard he is...
Nat: Wow...Didn't know that was the reason...Oh well, you guys make awesome pics for the magazine my company publishes...Heheheh...
Raz: What the Hell Nat! You published those pic—Wait you took PICTURES!
Nat: Haha, catch me if you can Razzy!
Raz: Grr! Get back here you feather-brained perverted son of a bi-
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Logan: Alright...Well...I guess we better get going with the question...Oh and we have Raz tied up right now...
Kye: Man this is embarassing...
Jay: I...Don't understand. Why did Raz go into berserk mode again?
Kye: He found out Nat took pictures of him and Koku when they have sex on a daily basis...
Koku: Oh man Raz...You look sexy tied up like that...Heheh reaches for Raz's pants
Raz: GAH! YOUR SERIOUSLY GONNA DO ME HERE! IN FRONT OF ABOUT TWO MILLION PEOPLE! MAYBE MORE!
Koku: Oh let them watch!
Logan: shoots Koku with a dartgun
Koku: faints
Logan: NOT WANTING THIS SHOW TO BE X-RATED!
Fredrick: Idiots...
Logan: glares
Fox: Man...Doesn't look like we have enough questions.
Logan: I know...Man this really does suck! Cries
Director: Damn...And our budget's really tight too...Dammit, dammit, DAMMIT! RRRRRAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!
Falco: Dammit...The Director is pissed... (sweatdrops)
Krystal: What should we do now?
Logan: Hmm...I guess...We should introduce ourselves to the audience?
Falco: Geez that's lame...
Logan: Better than nothing.
Falco: Meh...
Director: Oh look...We got some last-minute questions.
Logan: Oh really? Who's it from?
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To The Star Fox Gang: Hey how's everyone doing?
Fox: Good.
Krystal: Pretty fine.
Falco: Meh...
Slippy: Alright!
To Logan: Working on ideas for Alpha and Omega cross over with Star Fox, any ideas on if Fox plays Humphrey and Krystal plays Kate?
Logan: Err...I haven't seen Alpha and Omega yet...Kinda want to...
To Wolf: You're cool man.
Wolf: Thanks blushes slightly
To everyone: Does anyone here like any of my Alpha and Omega stories?
Everyone: …
Logan: Oh yeah! Their really good! laughs nervously
Everyone: (Thinking) Is he serious!
Logan: Well guess that's it for today then.
Falco: Finally...
Rouen: It appears we haven't received as much questions...Has this happen before?
Logan: Not really...I remember when the war was on we all the participants got loads of questions...Even me...sigh I wish we got more questions...If we don't then we might have to cancel this show.
Wolf: That won't be good...
Director: It sure won't...
Logan: Grr...I can't take this anymore! To everyone out there reading this! Please send some questions! Even if its damn flames! PLEASE SEND MORE QUESTIONS!
Everyone: …
Logan: Whew...Alright, guess that's it then, see you guys later-
Director: We hope...
AN: Alright...I decided to let Anonymous Reviews back on, So anybody who doesn't have an account will be able to send in questions. SPecial thanks to Telekenetic Mind Freak for giving me the idea, your awesome man!