Logan: Alright! We're back!
Director: Surprisingly, we've been getting more questions!
Logan: I know its amazing! A miracle! Fantastico!
Fox: Well...FInally, now who's questions we're starting with?
Telekenetic Mind Freak
To Fox: I have an embarrassing picture of you at the Christmas party.
Fox: Damn it...Was it when me and dad got drunk!
Logan: Oh I remember that! You and James got drunk started getting all weird together, went into your bedroom and-
Fox and James: DON'T TALK ABOUT IT!
Logan: …
Wolf: Right...I remember that...Ugh...
To Logan: BTW, I am bisexual :3
Logan: Oh really! grins mischievously
To Miyu: sorry, I ate your cake...
Miyu: DAMN YOU!
Fay: But Mii, I thought you were on a diet?
Miyu: But I quit, I can't live without cake...Damn those freaking sweets...If they weren't so good...
Logan: I didn't know you had a sweet tooth.
Fay: giggles
To Wolf: roar? Ummm... I think I hit your Wolfen on the way in...
Wolf: M-My Wolfen...
Leon: Don't cry my lovely Wolf! I'll repair your beloved Wolfen!
30 minutes later
Leon: There! All done!
Wolf: Amazing Leon...Thanks.
Leon: Your welcome puckers lips
Wolf: W...What the Hell are you doing?
Leon: blushes embarrassingly N-Nothing...
To Krystal: you're hot ~ sorry, I couldn't resist, I kinda have this thing for you...
Krystal: I'm...a bit disturbed...
To Slippy: *writes the name Slippy Toad in the death note, writes aneurism as the cause of death, details: receives a package, opens it, then dies of specified cause
Slippy: Oh! A package! opens it up Ahh! dies of aneurism
Fox: SLIPPY!
Logan: Hold it...grabs defibrillator REVIVE! shocks Slippy's body
Slippy has been revived
Slippy: Oh wow...What happened...Oh look! A note!
Krystal: "Ha ha, I wrote your name on the Death Note."
TMF: Damn...
To Marcus: and you are how old? *stares until Marcus becomes uncomfortable*
Marcus: I'm...17...
Silver: I'm 18!
Logan: I may look like I'm in my 17 year old form...But I'm really 30-something...Director just changed our forms...Except for Marcus and Silver.
Director: You learn new things everyday.
To Jake: Rawr? Oh, I accidentally burned every shirt you own...
Jake: That's ok, I'll stay shirtless from now on...shows of body to the guys
All the guys except John: Ugh...
John: You look sexy, boyfriend!
Jake: Aww...Thanks b.f.! runs over to John and kisses him passionately
John: Strips Jake's pants off*
Director: NOT ON LIVE...Err...Would this be considered live T.V.?
Logan: Not sure...
Director: Whatever...
To Falco: cans I have one of your feathers? They look cool...
Falco: Umm...No...
Logan: Geez...So blunt?
To Katt: *takes a couple swigs of rum* hmmm... are you pink, or do you just bathe in cherry juice every morning?
Katt: BASTARD! slaps TMF
To Logan: you know, its been 2 years at the most, it hasn't been that long...
Logan: Ehh...I guess...
TMF: gives Logan a page of the death note just in case sits down I'll sit here for the rest of the show.
Logan: Alright!
Foxpilot
Eric-why did you steal my name? Return it!
Eric: Err...I...I don't know, I'm just one of Logan's online friends!
Logan: No really he is, don't hassle him to much ok? chuckles
Marcus-why do you think so many people hate you? Frankly, I think it's because they don't forgive the sins (perceived or otherwise) of the parents. Not fair.
Marcus: I'm not sure...I think its because they think I'm gonna get in the way and that I might be the main reason they retire...And that I might steal my dad's spotlight. sigh
Wolf-AHA! I knew you knew the muffin man! Where is he? He owes me money.
Wolf: I...See...
Falco-where did you get that frying pan?
Falco: Err...No...Place?
Logan: You stole it from the kitchen didn't you?
Falco: Damn...
James-...So you're not dead here? Sounds good to me.
James: Yeah...I was on Cerinia the whole time, and no...It wasn't destroyed, when this mysterious guy came and attacks me, Krystal and her family she was pretty traumatized.
Miyu and Fay-what's it like to be retired before you can actually do anything?
Miyu and Fay: It was well...Boring...
Miyu: I want to get back into the action...
Fay: I really want to help out too!
AnonXVII
To Koku: Just what in Hell is with your hypersexuality? already seen you rape someone about... twice if I can remember - Sorry, I have bad memory.
Koku: I'm just an overly horny furry dragon...So sue me. grabs his buster blade
Logan: Err...C-Calm down, please.
To Krystal: Fox would be screwed if he filed a divorce(if you are already married, in this case) and broke up on you, right? *chuckles quietly* (Bh0jkuc 0ei ceeb xunk, fcoujo te dek bacc mo.)
Krystal: Yeah...Pretty much...Er...I'm flattered, but please...I love Fox and only Fox...
To the Director/Logan: It seems for me that some people forgot about this episode of this so-called "interview" with Star Fox. Also, the people that provide these questions seem to be random (like me.) Don't you slightly dislike the fact that some questions are very nonsensical?
Director: Sorta...But its because of the nonsensical questions that make it interesting.
Logan: Agreed...Without them...It be a bit boring...
Falco: Yeah, but that would mean we wouldn't have something like the gay ray gun last season...
Logan: Well...They have their own pro's and con's.
To Fox: Go read XxSanitariumxX's fanfics, they're good, although I think some of these fanfics contain yiffing, again please do not kill me.
Fox: Me and Krys read them...Made us horny enough for more sex.
Logan: Wow...You had to say that out loud?
To Jake ( the gay fox [thank you, Mister Obvious.]): Just for ONE WEEK, can you lay off your homosexuality please? I will give you some credits ( if I can ) if you lay off you gayness.
Jake: No chuckles I enjoy being gay like a fairy!
John: It wouldn't matter to me, whatever. Chuckles
Jake: Oh Coach, such a kidder laughs
Everyone: Right...sweatdrops
To people that apply to the following: You are very conceited and cocky at times. Don't you get punished from all that bragging sometimes?
Falco: Pretty much.
Panther: Yeah...sweatdrops
Bill: Kinda...
Silver Sentinel
To Everyone: What did you all do in between seasons?
Logan: Well...We all just live the normal life...With the exception of running away from fan mobs...Especially...Ugh...The yaoi fans...
Fox and Wolf: shudders in fear
James: Those sick people...
Logan: (thinking) But if James and Fox got drunk again I'm so video tapping them and distributing it to other homoerotic incest fetish people like me...Heheheh...
To Everyone: What do you all do after each episode?
Logan: Umm...Basically what we said for the last question. sweatdrops
To Silver: How do you and Marcus get along?
Silver: Oh we get along well...smirks Very~! Well~!
Marcus: blushes (whispers to Silver) C'mon not when mom and dad are around...
Sliver: (whispers to Marcus) Heh, I'll meet you after this episode ends.
Marcus: (whispers to Silver) But I don't think I'm up to it anymore...I want to be with a girl from now on...
Silver: W...What?
Marcus: Sorry bro...
Silver: (sobs) If you need me, I'll be at the emo corner...
Logan: Wow...Silver looked like he just got dumped by a girl...
Marcus: Something...Along the line of that...sweatdrops
To Marcus: Same question as Silver.
Marcus: Err...
Silver: (sobs)
Marcus: I don't think it's gonna work out from now on...
Fox: There there Silver...You know Marcus won't be with you forever, but c'mon you guys are still brothers.
Silver: I know...But you don't really want to know more about us dad...
Fox: sweatdrops Should I even ask?
Silver: Nothing...
To Logan: How's life with Wolf?
Logan: Amazing~! He's so protective over me, and he really loves taking care of me.
Wolf: blushes Well...You are my son...
Logan: And the sex is amazi-
Wolf: WAIT WAIT WAIT! DON'T TALK ABOUT THAT LIVE!
Logan: blushes embarrassingly
To Wolf: Same Question as Logan.
Wolf: He's not really that much of a handful, he'll usually stay inside of his room unless he wants to talk to me about well...Anything...Of course I still feel a bit weird when we sleep together, espcially since Rouen took Logan's bed and Volg lives in our guest room...
Rouen: I find it weird too, Logan usually sleeps with me and he usually mumbles my name and cuddle up to my chest...Such a strange young boy...
Logan: Heh, you and dad should totally date sometimes.
Wolf and Rouen: Wh-What!
Logan: Yeah...I'm planning on making a doujin about you guys.
Wolf and Rouen: Err...blushes Please tell me it won't involve any sexual activity between us...
Logan: Oh it will...
Everyone else: (thinking) SO BLUNTLY!
Logan: I'm still thinking up the plot though...Oh why do I need any plot! It's a bara manga! They usually don't have an actual plot!
Everyone Else except the homo's and bi's: sweatdrops
The homo's and bi's: Well...It's true though...
To Fox and Krystal: Plan on having anymore children?
Fox: Not really...We're happy with Marcus and Silver...
Krystal: But when their together...Their thought patterns are so strange though...
Bryan mccloud
BM:Hehehehehe...takes out a gun and points at Marcus, Jake and Silver and shoots at
them then disappears. The effects of the gun is that the 3 of them switch
bodies only...Wahahaha...fooled you that i have stop making fun of Marcus
Marcus (as Jake): Ugh! I'm a fag now!
Jake (as Silver): HAY! SO WHAT IF I'M A FAG!
Silver (as Marcus): Thank...You...(cries tears of joy) I'M GONNA HAVE MY PRIVATE TIME NOW! runs away
Marcus (as Jake): HEY! DON'T MASTURBATE ME! AND DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT FINGERING MYSELF TO MAKE ME LOOSE!
Fox and Krystal: What...Did Marcus say!
Logan: Oh my...
Wolf: I don't think I'll think of my little cousins the same way again...
John: Brotherly incest huh? Very...Interesting...
Jake (as Silver): Hey! No I can have that forbidden coach/waterboy scenario I always wanted as foreplay! Sweet!
Logan: Oh my...So...Interesting...blushes
to marcus's parents: how do you like to see your son switching bodies with
someone?
Fox and Krystal: What went wrong on how we raised our kids!
to marcus: how does it feel when you don't have telepathy at all and has to do
things without it?
Marcus: GIVE ME MY BODY BACK DAMMIT!
BM: whoops...it seems that the only way to reverse it is to get the gun which i
shoot at them. even slippy can't reverse it and the effect is for 3
chapters.(i will give your the gun 3 chapters later)
Marcus: DAMN YOU!
Silver and Jake: We are so going to enjoy this...
Silver: I wonder how flexible you are Marcus.
Marcus: W-Why do you ask!
Silver: Autofellate...
Marcus: You sick bastard of a brother...
to everyone: at least jake is straight but marcus has jake's personality and
silver got marcus's telepathy. how do you like it?
Director: Oh is that what the gun was supposed to do? It only changed their bodies, not their personality...You fail laughs
Logan: Like I said...the nonsensical questions do provide more humor than the regular questions...Well, looks like this is it for today, I'm your host signing off!
Marcus: But, but...
Fox: We'll keep Marcus, Silver and Jake.
Krystal: And we will have a strong lecture for Marcus and Silver waiting...
Fox: Marcus, Silver...we're disappointed in you to for resorting to incest...
Director: CUT!