Sooooo sorry for not updating in awhile! I recently moved into an apartment, and the stupid internet guy was on freaking vacation in Cancun! Can't they have another dude? I mean, c'mon! Anyway, onward and enjoy!
Hinata and Naruto glared at each other for the next half hour, telling the other, "You break first," and, "No, you break first." Neji soon got tired of it and went back to the balcony where he was calmly doing his anatomy and physiology homework. Hinata brought her pepper spray can up to the blonde pop star's eyes in a quite threatening manner. Naruto suddenly backed up nearly twenty feet, whilst screaming, "Mercy! Mercy! I give! I GIVE!" Hinata let her hand fall, a triumphant smirk upon her lips.
Naruto let out a relieved sigh. He then realized how un-manly that was of him, and coughed. "So..." he said in a deeper voice. Hinata rolled her eyes and stalked off to her room. "Wait, where are you going?" he asked, returning to normal pitch.
Hinata, without batting a lash, replied, "My room. Where I won't be bothered by the likes of you." Naruto stood there, completely baffled by this "crazy chick's" (as thought by he) audacity. Did this girl NOT know who he was? He was THE Uzumaki Naruto! Singer in the world famous band Leaf Shinobi! All of Japan knew who he was.
His thoughts were put to a halt as a loud slam sounded throughout the larger than most apartment. He scoffed. Women...
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Sasuke patted the back of Kiba, who was still coughing from his last attack from Naruto. "Why? What did I do?" Kiba said, now on the verge of tears.
"Maybe you started with 'Who pissed in your coco puffs...'" Shikamaru smirked.
"And ended with 'Saku-', and then he choked you," Sasuke finished, handing a Power energy drink* to the slightly wheezy brunette. One swig, and Kiba wanted to throw it up. But, with great reluctance, he swallowed the quite nasty drink.
Kiba made a disgusted face. "Why do we have to be the face of this crap?" The other two men sighed, a realization striking them. "Maybe... it wasn't Sakura that was getting to him," he looked up.
"I remember when Naruto was the most level headed of us," Sasuke smiled. "Maybe the pressures of the big time got to him. It's ironic because he was the one who made us promise that this town won't change us." The comment made the group give an awkward half-hearted chuckle.
*I do not know if this an actual drink or what... But I call dibs on inventing it if it isn't!