Logan: Hey guys! We're back with another episode of Interview With StarFox, I'm your host Logan Sikes.
Fox: ...And that's why we don't want you guys having sex...
Silver: Right...Sorry...
Marcus: We promise not to do it anymore...
Krystal: Alright. Sigh
Marcus: depressed face
Logan: Ahem...Question answering time...
Telekenetic Mind Freak
To Jake (Marcus): so how does it feel to be stuck in Jake's body? do the herpes burn? I bet they do, XD
Marcus: Herpes?
Logan: Oh right...You Lylatians don't have STD's don't you.
Lylatians: STD's?
Humans: Nevermind...
Logan: (thinking) Damn...The Lylatians are lucky they don't have to go through with STD's...Not that I have any...
To Logan: you're bi too? :3
Logan: Bi mayber...Possible a homosexual fetish.
Wolf: A "homosexual fetish"?
Logan: There's a difference! pouts
To Krystal: sorry to make you uncomfortable, but I just think you're really hot...
Krystal: I...See..sweatdrops
To Falco: *utters stop time spell* *starts plucking out feathers* all I wanted was one, and you refused, you brought this upon yourself! *restarts time*
Falco: AGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!
Logan: Geez...Pulls out sketchboon and draws Falco with feathers and slams into Falco, and Falco regains his feathers
Falco: Sweet...Thanks Logan.
To Fox: eh, you and James? I was just talking about your drunk table dancing, but ok...
Fox and James: shudders in fear
Joe: O...Kay...
To Director: umm... *looks around* where are you anyways?
Director: I'm in a hidden room...
Logan: points behind the prop background
Director: DAMMIT! hides face
To Katt: I didn't mean to insult you, I just think you look nice, and smell nice too :3
Katt: T...Thanks? blushes
To Fay: Errr, ummmm... Hi?
Fay: Hello! giggles
To Miyu: sorry about the cake! I baked you a new one! *presents the cake to Miyu in an overly enthusiastic fashion*
Miyu: Th-Thank you...starts nibbling the cake* Mmm...
To Jake (Silver): Silver is kinda cool, don't mess up his body, or when you get yours back, I'll rip you apart...
Jake: Sighs Fine
To Silver (Marcus): ummm... ok, I was kind of expecting the brotherly incest thing, but you kinda ruined the secret when you did that...
Silver: Err...Sorry...
To Krystal and Fox: don't be too hard on Silver & Marcus, they were just doing a little curious experimenting, it's what Teenagers do...
Fox: I guess...But I never had any incestuous experimenting with Wolf before...
Krystal: My people forbids incest...But I guess I shouldn't be too hard on the boys...They are a bit curious...
Fox: Maybe we could allow mutual masturbating...But not full on gay sex...
Logan: blushes at the thought of Marcus x Silver incest
To Wolf: I know your dirty little secret :3
Wolf: gulps W...Which one?
To Leon: If Wolf was any fruit, what would he be?
Leon: Oh damn...That's a tough one...I guess a banana...blushes mischievously
To Panther: umm... you know, you aren't as annoying as you used to be... *hands Panther an oversized cookie*
Panther: Th-Thank you good sir...Noms on cookie*
To Kokku: me likes teh horny peoples :3
Koku: Heh...Wanna have...Fun with me? Winks
Raz: Carefull...He usually does S&M on me and Jay...Damn I hate it so much...
Joe: Doesn't matter to me meim face
Raz: Err...
Joe: I just want sex. Winks
Raz: sweatdrops You have no idea what they Hell you put yourself in...
To Rouen: Why are you hiding your true form?
Rouen: I'm actually around 55 years, I'm pretty old but I can still hold my own.
Volg: Especially with the training I give him.
To Peppy: *straps a jetpack to him and takes out a remote control* DO A BARREL ROLL! *controlls the jetpack making Peppy do barrel rolls and making him fly out the window, where he hits a billboards and sticks there* damn, waste of a good 20 dollar jetpack -_-
Peppy: Ouch...My back...
Lucy: Daddy! runs to Peppy's aid
To John: what species ARE you exactly? just curious...
John: I'm a wolf, my body has white fur and the fur inside my ears, my chest, the furn around my crotch and my tail's tip is a dark gray.
To Bill: Why do you keep staring at me? huh? HUH?
Bill: It's nothing...Really...
To Fox: ummm... did I just see Falco touch your crotch?
Fox: WHAT THE HELL FALCO!
Falco: Huh! I didn't touch you dammit!
Joe: chuckles evilly
To Krystal: I know this may be rude, but how old are you exactly?
Krystal: I'm 42, and I still can't believe I'm quite beautiful. chuckles embarrassingly
Helios: Geez...So annoying...
To everyone: Who likes milk?
Everyone except Logan: raises hand
Logan: I like mine with coffee mixed into it...With chocolate Nesquik in it.
Helios: Oh yeah! Me too! smiles
To Logan: *hands him a piece of paper, and mouths the words "call me"* XD
Logan: Blushes, puts the paper in his pocket and waves
Millicent: Feels a bit jealous
To Helios: Ummm, who are you by the way?
Helios: I'm one of Logan's online friends laughs
Logan: Yeah...He's full on gay too! Laughs But he's a good guy...If he doesn't act too sarcastic. laughs again
Foxpilot
Marcus, Silver, and Jake-usually, other than banning immunities in ToDs, I
don't like going against other reviewers, but I'm one of those no-fun people.
However, there are more possibilities than off-screen horn-fests. Therefore,
I simply wish to decree that none of you gets to harm, touch, strip, or
otherwise misuse the bodies you have for the duration of the gun's effects.
Sorry, Bryan.
Marcus, Silver and Jake: We accept...
Jake: (thinking) But damn...I want to have John do me right now...
Marcus-what's Jake's body like?
Marcus: I feel...Filthy inside...
Jake: HAY!
Silver-what's Marcus' body like (minimal details, please).
Silver: Well...Having telepathic powers is kinda hurting my brain...So...Many...Thoughts...
Marcus: Now you know how I feel sometimes...
Silver: I heard that Jake...And no, we made a deal...
Jake: Dammit...
Jake-what's Silver's body like (same as Silver).
Jake: I feel like a kid again...Wish I could go back to fing-
Logan: NOT ON LIVE TV, OR FANFIC...OR WHATEVER THIS IS!
Logan-is it pathetic that I need filler questions for this?
Logan: Maybe...A little...
Wolf-is it true that a pirate be free?
Wolf: I guess...Until their caught and killed.
Rouen: I kind of find that offensive...
Logan: For those who don't know, Rouen is an ex-pirate that became a king in the beastman city of Seiran, after the events of Shining Wind...Or Shining Tears x Wind, Rouen resigned his kinghood and gave the job to his friend Hyoun, and he became a pirate again...Well...
Rouen: I wasn't the kind of evil pillaging, raping, murdering, plundering kind of pirate...I'm kind of the opposite of that...
AnonXVII
To Jake: - No credits for me... DO NOT MOLEST ME EITHER. (I am a male, of course...)
Jake: Depends on your age...I go for guys over 18! winks
To Logan: I am just asking this for my own entertainment. Have you ever seen any... Pornography? XD If you did, you are a wanker... JUST KIDDING. I never should have asked that...
Logan: blushes embarrassingly
To Fox: Gggggrrrrreeeeeaaaaattttt... Now I just got aroused just from you saying that you got horny from XxSanitariumxX's fanfics. I am assuming you read "Krystal's Honeymoon" or "Starfox: Saurian Prisoner" because it had excessive yiffing in it.
Fox: I read the first one, but I haven't read the other one...Sound's kinda sexy. Heheh...
To Telekinetic Mind Freak ( if I can ask other reviewers ) : Ach... You really have a fetish for Krystal huh... Just going to ask, are you still going to say that Krystal is hot every time? I am just wondering. dammit
Joe (Telekinetic Mind Freak): shifty eyes mayyyybeee? And so what if I do? Who died and made you king?
To Fox: Have you ever had sex with anyone other than Krystal?
Fox: Nope...No one else besides Krystal.
Krystal: blushes
To Krystal: Have you ever been "pleased" by someone other than Fox or Panther?
Fox: WHAT!
Krystal: AGH! I never pleased Panther! The only thing we ever did was kiss, but it was only on my muzzle because I still wanted Fox...
Helios: What a whor-
Krystal: SHUT UP HELIOS!
Helios: cowers in fear
To Marcus: DAMNIT YOU HAD TO RESORT TO INCEST, HAVEN'T YOU. I HAVE LOST ALL, IF ANY TRUST IN YOU. If you haven't resorted to incest, I would have given you a whole box of large pizza...
Marcus: I-I-I...Silver peer pressured me into it!
Logan: Well...Looks like Silver won't have anymore fans, I guess...
Silver: Why do you have to blame it on me!
Marcus: You're the one who seduced me in the first place!
To Wolf: I am not trying to be insulting, but do you howl sometimes?
Wolf: A few times before actually...
To ROB64: When are you ever going to update your firmware? *installs auto-updating program that includes an advanced antivirus system*
ROB64: Firmware updated...
To everyone: Have you ever got the urge to shout - if something went seriously wrong and you were enraged because of it? enraged rage guy is enraged *Obtains a random steamroller that came out of nowhere and squishes a random person in the interview* ! Sorry, I'm bored.
Jake has died and probably can't be revived
John: NOOOOOOOOO!
Logan: Don't worry, I got this... draws a phoenix down
Logan uses Phoenix Down on Gaytard's Flattened Body
Gaytard's Flattened Body has been revived into Jake
Jake: That's Logan... glomps Logan
Logan: AHH!
Jake: Take your clothes off so I can show you my gratitude...With a nice blowjob!
Logan: GET OFF OF ME OR ELSE I WILL KILL YOU, REVIVE YOU, AND KILL YOU AGAIN. AND I WILL KEEP DOING THAT UNTIL I GET BORED!
bryan mccloud
to fox and krystal: ever thought that both silver and marcus are gay or bisexual before? thanks to my gun, now you know the truth about their relationship...^_^
Fox: To be honest...We were a bit suspicious of it at first...
Krystal: ...But we put it aside when Marcus got a girlfriend...She...Is your girlfriend, right?
Marcus: She is mom! For real!
to silver, jake and marcus: how about having a threesome with 1 another...hehehehe.
Marcus, Silver and Jake: We made a pact and we cannot break it...
Jake: Their too young for me anyways...
Silver: I'm 18...
Jake: glomps Silver
Silver: What the—Ahh to Hell with it...
Jake (in Silver's Body) and Silver (in Marcus' Body) has a hot sexy incestuous(?)/sloppy make-out session.
Everyone else...Including Marcus (in Jake's Body): shocked expression
John: looks at Marcus, and grins sexy-like
Marcus: Not in your lifetime big guy...
John: sighs
to silver who is in marcus's body: go and have sex with marcus who is in your body. here i got a special place just for both of you to enjoy your own sweet time. (hehehehe i gonna video it and post it on the internet for everyone to see)
Silver: I'm kinda busy making out with Jake!
Jake: C'mon...Let's make some sweet, sweet rough love. Right here, right now!
Director: plays the audience cheering track
Logan: Please stay out of this Director...
Director: Whatever, thought I make it funny...
Jake succeeds in stripping Silver's shirt, but Fox and Wolf takes Jake down and drags him away.
Silver: Geez...That sucks...
to fox and krystal: have you ever let them sleep on different beds but in same room before?
Fox and Krystal: They pretty much do that...
Fox: But sometimes they sleep in the same bed...
Krystal: But wait...Wouldn't that mean that they would have...
Fox: Ugh...
to fox and krystal again: i was wondering how come your never notices about their relationship at all not even once.
Fox and Krystal: We had a small suspicion of it...
to silver and marcus: when did your gay or bisexual relationship start? i wanna know because i think your parents should know too.
Marcus: It was after a party...When people started drinking beer, I asked Silver if we could leave...But he was already drunk, so I drove him home and we were up in my room when he came onto me and started kissing me and fondling me...I knew it was wrong but...blushes I really loved the way he touched me...I didn't know Silver loved me more than a brother...
to everyone except the director: you know...i am very surprised that marcus and silver are gay or bisexual and are having a relationship with each other.
Logan: Trust me, I think we are all in shock...
graystripe
to fox and krystal: you want to know the reason why?
the reason is that silver don't have the same surname as the mccloud family since logan introduces him in chapter 1 as silver lohboh not silver mccloud...lol. another reason is there isn't any female child in your family...hahaha.
Fox: Well...Of course, when we adopted Silver he asked us if he could keep his last name in remembrance to his late parents...
Krystall: ...But I don't see, why that could be a good reason why he and Marcus would mate...Even for the fun of it, or for experimenting...
to marcus: go tie silver up and gag him in order to prevent from doing anything to his body.
Marcus: Oh Silver~!
Silver: Yes my lovely brother?
Marcus: glares
Silver: Err...Bro?
Marcus: LOGAN! CAST TIME STOP!
Logan: Alright! TIME STOP!
Logan casts Time Stop
Time has stopped
Marcus ties Silver up
Logan resumes Time
Silver: Huh? WHAT THE HELL!
to marcus and jake and silver: yo...bryan gave me his gun just for this...point at both of them and press the trigger causing marcus to be in silver's body, jake in marcus's body and silver in jake's body. (bryan told me that he also cause marcus to have silver's personality, jake to have marcus's personality and silver to have jake's personality and the duration of this is for 4 chapters even if the switching of the body returns back to normal and it can't be erase even if your use the gun again to try to revert it even slippy also can't reverse it)
Director uses his Deny Ability
Director: Denied...
FireFox9765
To Marcus: I stole the million dollars from a gang who selled drugs outside the studio. Are you still going to use the million?
Marcus: Huh! No no no no no no HELL NO!
To Falco: WHY THE HECK DID YOU EAT KFC, YOU CANNIBAL?
Falco: I don't find it wrong... noms on chicken
Everyone else: Ugh...
To Director: You didn't wait for my questions.
Director: Huh?
To Miyu: Fatty... Here you go, a chocolate cake for you.
Miyu: Excuse me you bastard? noms on choco cake filled with spite
To Panther: Why were you trying to speak spanish on episode 01? Panther, por qué intentabas hablar en español en el episodio 01?
Panther: Well...I think Spanish sounds cool and ehh...What did you say?
Logan: He basically said the same thing, but in Spanish...
To Slippy: How are your flying skills today?
Slippy: I think I'm improving! Smiles
To Slippy (again): Have you found a way to invent time-travel? I mean, I bet you have the resources and technology to make it happen.
Slippy: Pfft...No way, I don't think its possible yet! laughs
FF9765: *Straps a Reverse Bear Trap to the head of the bodies Jake and Silver are using*
To Jake and Silver: Yeah, I know you both have a lot to do with your new bodies but I just can't let you do sex-related stuff. The trap that is strapped to your heads is hooked to your upper jaw, if you dare to do something sexual the part that is hooked to your upper jaw will open, ripping your jaw apart and killing you. Live or die, make your choice.
Logan: Ooh...A trap from the Saw movies!
Jake and Silver: So...Heavy...
To everyone else: If you try to get the trap off their heads, I'll have to get Venus Fly Traps for you.
Everyone else except the Humans: Err...We don't know what the hell those are...
To Marcus: I hope it makes you comfortable.
Marcus: A little...But it seems...Too extreme...sweatdrops
To Fox: Do Krystal's fanboys drive you mad?
Fox: As long as they don't sexually touch her...Then I'm fine with it.
To Logan: Are you the owner of the studio?
Logan: Nope...The Director is the owner...
Director: Err...Wait...Remember? We're on a ship...It's a rental...
To Fox and Logan: IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZOR! *Shoops Da Whoops them*
Fox and Logan has been reduced to ashes
Krystal: FOX!
Wolf: SON! Grr...REVIVE THEM YOU BASTARD!
Krystal and Wolf chases FF9765
Rouen: Hold on...I have a few Soul Returns...
Volg: Same here...
Rouen uses a Soul Return on Fox
Volg uses a Soul Return on Logan
Fox: Ouch...
Logan: Owie...
Krystal: Fox!
Wolf: Heh...Son...
Krystal glomps Fox
Wolf gives Logan a bear hug
Fox: blushes
Logan: Woah woah woah! F-Father Wolf! I-I get the point! I get the point!
Wolf: laughs What, you don't want your old man to give you a hug?
Logan: I do...But not so hard please...
Wolf: blushes Sorry...
Logan: I love you Father...
Wolf: I love you too son.
Wolf and Logan embraces
Fox: Wow...That's
Krystal: So adorable...
FF9765: *Takes a doctor octogonapus epic cahuama sized gun outta nowhere and fires it at Fox and Krystal*
To Fox and Krystal: It was about time I could make use of bryan´s evil. Now you've switched bodies. The effect cannot be reversed and it will wear off till I say so (3 Chapters later).
Fox (in Krystal's body): Ahh! I-I have boobs!
Krystal (in Fox's body): This feels so weird...
Fox: Err...Wait a minute...
Krystal: Hmm?
Fox: smiles mischievously Do me..
Krystal: Huh? Blushes
Fox: After this episodes over, we're going into our room, and we're gonna do it.
Krystal: blushes A-Are you serious!
Fox: I'm kinda curious about how a women feels when she gets pleasured.
Wolf: Wow cuz...Just wow...
To Peppy: Do you enjoy doing barrel rolls?
Peppy: Damn...You...
bryan mccloud (again)
to fox and krystal: your are to be blame for not keeping silver in check and preventing silver making marcus do the brotherly incest things. marcus already stated he want to go straight in chapter 4 and he stated it out flatly in chapter 5.
ok...i will switch back marcus and silver and jake back to their original bodies...but on 1 condition and they must absolutely accept it or else i won't switch them back to their original bodies.
Fox: Geez...You are a total asshole aren't you...
Marcus: Glad to finally be back in my body again...
Silver: Me too...
Jake: Same...
Krystal: Good for you smiles and looks back at Fox (in Krystal's body) Err..Fox?
Fox: Squishy, squishy...
Krystal: blushes embarrassingly
to marcus and silver: the condition i going to set for both of your is that you both must let me hang you upside down on a 1.5m long rope with only your boxers on and blindfolded and gagged for 2 chapters at the academy...and the rope cannot be removed because it is specially made by me and only i know how to remove it.
Director: Denied!
to jake: go call a group of fanboys and fangirls of marcus and silver to go to the academy and see something there...lol.
Jake: I got a bad feeling about this...Director please deny this...
Directore: Sorry...No can do. laughs evilly
to logan and director: hey in chapter 4 you mention that silver is age 16 and marcus is age 15 yet in chapter 5 you mention that marcus is age 17 and silver is age 18. the question here is are you gonna fix this mistake or not?
Director: Oh yea...It was an error...Don't think I will...I'm too lazy to do it...
Kentan Enkashi
To Logan: Hello, umm, I'm sorry, I must have missed some context, are you an Anthromorph? Or a human? And if an anthromorph then what species?
Logan: I'm a human. smiles
To Krystal: is your fur colour a genetic anomaly? Or is it natural for cerinians?
Krystal: Its very natural for us Cerinians.
To Falco: *inspects him closely* you are strangely colored for a Falcon, I think you are cross bred...
Falco: Hell, what do you know! I'm a full blooded Falcon!
To Katt: a child that is a cross between a bird and a cat, interesting... may I see your child, I assure you, I just want to observe, I will not touch without your permission...
Katt: Yeah, he's our little griffon.
To Panther: you, are purple, not black, I can tell... but why are you purple?
Panther: I don't know, I was born with purple fur...
To Slippy: Are you a frog or a toad? Your name suggests toad, and yet you do not have the spots that mark secreting gland on your back...
Slippy: Well...I'm a part Frog and part Toad, one of my ancestors happens to be a toad.
To Leon: what kind of chameleon are you?
Leon: Insolent human! I will not reveal my species to the likes of you!
Shadowless
fox: what was it like taking the test of fear?
Fox: It was...Scary...
slippy: why are you wussy?
Slippy: GAH! I'm not a wuss!
Falco: Yes you are Frogtard.
Slippy: Shut up Birdbrain!
marcus: do you think you'll have to take the same krazoa tests as your dad?
Marcus: Hmm...Hey mom, do I have to do those Krazoa tests dad have to do?
Krystal: Err...Why the heck would you?
Marcus: Err...Ok, just checking. Guess that would be a 'no'.
fox: what were you thinking when trick said that you and krystal could go back to sauria for your honeymoon?
Fox: Err...That was the most embarrassing thing in my life starts sobbing Damn these womanly hormones...
Everyone else: sweatdrops
Gamer-fox91
To Fox and James: An embarrassing photo, eh? Don't worry; I'll take care of it. (time travels to said event and keeps Fox and James from getting drunk) There. Now the memory's gone.
Fox and James: Huh? What memory? Anybody know what he's talking about?
Everyone else: No idea...
To Jake and John: Ugh. You're still like that? I didn't want to come to this, but I have no choice. (he takes out two different-looking pills and force-feeds them down Jakes and John's throats, then makes them drink a full glass of water. (Jake: I feel weird.) (John: Gross. What was that?) The pill I gave Jake makes him go back to his original body and makes him straight. The one you took, John, will make you forget all the sick things you wanted to try and make you straight, too.
Jake: NOOOOO! I DON'T WANT TO BE ATTRACTED TO WOMEN! THEIR BORING!
John: Doesn't matter to me...I was bi after all...
To Director: Sorry if I'm late, but I'm ready to face you in that Pokemon battle. Want to face my team outside and see who's stronger? Don't worry. I'll pay for any damages and revive anyone who accidentally dies during the match.
Director: Your on...
20 minutes later
After a 3rd of the ship is destroyed and a few people gets injured
Director: Damn...That was awesome...
GF91: Alright, gotta go repair the damages, and heal the injured.
To Marcus: I have some important advice for you, but first, let's put you back in your original body. (mutters some language and places his hand on Marcus' forehead His body begins to glow and he's back to his old self) Now then, the true secrets to winning a girl's heart are... (whispers clean advice into his ear for five minutes) And if that doesn't sound like enough, ask your parents. They have more experience with love than I do.
Marcus: Err...Wow...blushes I wonder if she would like to go on a date...
Silver: Ugh...You mean Aurora?
Krystal: Oh! Isn't she that Cerinian exchage student? You should bring her home, I would like to meet her!
To Jake: Even though you're straight now, I feel someones going to try to turn you back to normal. Before that happens, I'll leave a reminder. Force Palm! (Uses the same move like on Leon in the third chapter and knocks him into the wall)
Jake: My...Ribs...
To Silver: You made Marcus feel uncomfortable. Now I've got a special present for you. I was going to use this on Jake, but I only have enough strength to use on one more person. Oh well. (he places a white mask on Silver's face, makes him face Krystal and forces his hands to makes some weird signs) Face Copying Jutsu. (the inside of the mask glows white for a split second and falls off, revealing Krystal's face) Now you'll look and sound just like your mother. By the way, this move will only disappear on its own after a week. Get used to it. (smirks proudly)
Silver: GAH! HOLY CRAP THIS IS FRIGGIN SCARY!
Logan: Err...Well looks like we'll end it here...See you guys later!