Logan: Are we on? Well finally! Oh hey guys, welcome back to Interview With StarFox Season 2. I'm your host, Logan Sikes here to give you guys an important announcement! Due to the fact of the overflowing amount of questions, especially with anonymous users who spam more questions, we've updated with new rules:
Anonymous uses can make one post. Yes, ONE post, and try to ask as many questions you can in that one post. If you wanted to ask more questions after you post, too bad, you will have to wait till the next part
Nobody can ask OTHER uses questions! For the love of God people! That's putting more pressure on the Director and its questions like this that makes him want to quit making more IwSF episodes!
DO NOT...ASK…PHSYICAL/DARE QUESTIONS! Is this a truth or dare show? NO IT IS NOT YOU IDIOTS!
If you break any of these rules your questions will be voided for a month, and therefore unable to ask more questions for that month. For now…We are going to answer a handful of the ASSLOAD of questions we have. So if we were unable to answer your questions, we apologize for the inconvenience.
Well…On to the questions!
FoxPilot
Lucy-so are you pink and white or black and white? The art in Command is rather dumb, as it's contradictory.
Lucy: Oh, my fur is Pink and White. *giggles*
Logan-can we question the dead people?
Logan: I'm sorry, you can't *smiles*
Wolf-have you ever played Okami?
Wolf: Hmm…No not really, but judging from my son's response, he really wants to buy that game.
Kokku-did you know that your name is close to the Japanese word "ankoku," which means something along the lines of "shadow"?
Koku: Haha! Oh really? That's pretty interesting! *smiles and looks at Raz*
Raz: Err…
Tricky-how did you survive getting clubbed by a spiked mace in Adventures?
Tricky: Haha I'm just that quick at dodging!
Silver Sentenal
To Fox, Falco, and Slippy: What is the most stupidest thing you three ever did?
Fox: Err…Well…Coming out as bisexual to my dad. sweatdrops
Falco: But that's when we were dating for that one time. After we broke up we just went back to liking girls again.
Fox: Yeah, but…When we did "it" I kinda…Err…blushes
James: Y-You guys had…blushes Oh my God…
Falco: Well…I guess my embarrassing moment was me and Fox…Did it…And it was my first time too…
Slippy: On a non-sexual note, my STUPIDEST moment was when I hung out with Falco…
Falco: What was that Frogtard!
Fox: He said "stupidest moment?" Whoops…
To Peppy: How are things going?
Peppy: Ahh…Good as usual I guess *chuckles*
To Krystal: Is there anything you regret doing in life?
Krystal: Well, I would say I really regret leaving Fox for Panther…I shouldn't have done that to him, especially since he had no one else…
Fox: Krystal…
Krystal *cries* I'm sorry Fox…
Fox: It's ok Krystal, all is forgiven, right?
Krystal: You're right…Thank you.
Helios: Bleh…
Logan: Oh God Helly sweatdrops
To Fox: Same question as Krystal
Fox: Well…Hmm…Telling Krystal to leave the team.
To Everyone: What is the most embarrassing thing you ever done? (Don't have to answer if you don't want to)
Everyone: Sorry, don't want to say it!
To James: Where have you been all these years?
James: Haha! Logan, want me to spoil the surprise?
Logan: Yea sure go ahead.
James: I was on Cerinia. Yeah, it wasn't really destroyed. I managed to stop Andross' bomb in time, but I guess Krystal went amnesic right?
Krystal: I guess…How embarrassing. Sweatdrops
Samurai of Fate
To everyone: I'M BACK HAHAHA now there's two of us
Everyone: Huh?
To Logan: I'm being chased by Sailor Moon Miley Cyrus Salena Gomez and a giant robot
Logan: Good God man! You weren't using Axe spray were y—Oh wait giant robot…Is Tron Bonne in it? HAHA!
To Logan: my new OCs The Dimensional gaurdians
Clause (yet another alternate form of myself) the gaurdian of the red stone and the embodiment of fire (weapon sword)
Celia (Clause's girlfriend and very timid) guardian of pink stone and embodiment of the plant verity of earth (weapon bow)
Lilly (Celia's twin sister very responsible) guardian of the yellow stone And embodiment of the ground verity of earth (weapon staff [can actually hurt people with it])
Mashyro (Lilly's boyfriend and the smart one) gaudian of the blue stone and embodiment of water (weapon guns/crossbows depends on what era the dimension is)
Shuko (the more mischievous one) guardian of the black stone and embodiment of darkness (weapon buster sword)
Luna (Shuko's girlfriend and gets angry easily) gaurdian of the green stone and embodiment of wind (weapon her fist that and destroy bolder and a brick wall)
Logan: Ooh
To silver and marcus: since you're not kids anymore I don't need to hold back anymore hehehe HAHAHAHA
Silver and Marcus: Oh damn…
To silver: here (hand glows) your now completely straight.
Silver: Sad…I'm really sad now…cries
To Logan: MAKE UP YOUR MIND ON YOUR SEXUALITY
Logan: AGH! I don't know if I'm bi or not
Everyone else: Your definetly bi!
Logan: Sadface…
To Falco: (stabs him in the chest) I feel beter now
Falco: *faints*
Logan: *Resurrects Falco*
Falco: Thanks…
To Jake: how do you like being straight
Jake: Logan make me gay again!
Logan: Uhh…Are you kidding!
To Logan: you'll hate me for this (hand glows and all of his notebook combust and everyone gets their memory from season 1 back and turns fox and Falco gay ) didn't count on author powers did ya see ya
Logan: Actually I did, Lesley, can I borrow your sketchbook for a bit?
Lesley: Oh sure Hands Logan a sketchbook
Logan: Denies your question smiles
To silver: ow ya thats permanet n you everyone else will ware off in 1 chapter
Silver: Hmm?
To Logan and Wolf: Give each other a hug
Logan and Wolf: hugs
To Everyone: I brought a guest her name is Ryūgū Rena from When They Cry
Rena: (sees Wolf and Logan hugging and pick them up and starts running) Haū~! Omochikaerī~! (Hauu~! I want to take it home~!)
Wolf: Why me…
Logan: Oh my GAWD! I love her~! smiles
To logan: come watch tv with me (turns on LuckyStar)
Yui: He passed me (Evil face) DAMN HIM
Kagami: (Shocked face thinking) HAY WAIT YOUR SPOSSED TO BE A COP
(turns off tv)
Logan: Haha, I love this part…Oh Lucky Star is such a great anime…
To Miyu: Here's a nice tasty cake that's actually a diet food I created with my powers
Miyu: R-Really? Thank you~!
To Fay: you know fans think your General Pepper's niece
Fay: Teehee…Well, I actually…He's my grandfather! He was the only family I had when my parents were murdered, so I moved in with him.
To Kairi: what now your here too
Kairi: Huh? When did I get here?
Fox: Logan? Did you D-Linked Kairi here?
Logan: I didn't do it, I promise…
To everyone: I'm going to go back spying on sora and Kairi
Everyone: Have…Fun with that…
FireFox9765
To Fox (in Krystal's body): I was about to dare you to have sex with Krystal with your bodies switched.
Fox: Well…We could still do it…Actually, it feels nice when Krystal's cumming into me—Oh God this just sounds creepy…
To Krystal (in Fox's body): Is telepathy the only special ability exclusive to cerinians or there are more abilities?
Krystal: It's the most common ability for Cerinian's, it's quite rare, but some can be born to magically heal others, we call them "White Mages," other's can have increased strength, we call them "Berserkers." My father and brother are both Berserkers, and my mother is a White Mage, I'm what is called a "Black Mage" which is where I have both telepathy and the power to use magic.
To Slippy: Errr, I think I saw Marcus torturing an Earth frog.
Slippy: M-Marcus? Sobs
Marcus: I-It was part of our science lab experiment, we're dissecting Earth frogs to lean about their organs.
Slippy: WAAAAAHHH! Runs away
Marcus: Err…Sweatdrops
To everyone except humans: I'll just say that if a Venus Fly Trap activated while you're wearing it you would lose your pretty face and your life. If you are still curious...
*Hands Logan a copy of Saw II* To Logan: Make sure they watch it when the episode is over. *Pats him on the shoulder*
Lylatians, Rouen and Volg: Oh…My…God…
To Marcus: Are you on drugs kid? (I'm 13 and I'm calling Marcus a kid lol?)
Marcus: Err…No…
Everyone looks at Marcus suspiciously
Marcus: I'M NOT!
Krystal: Don't worry, he's not. He's telling the truth.
Marcus: Thanks mom…
To Wolf: Where do you live? Because you won the Coolest Guy Award and the judges asked me to drop off the trophy and the money at your place.
Wolf: blushes Oh umm…Y-You sure I can't just take it here?
Logan: 2011 Sol Avenue. Its across the street from Millicent's house.
To Fox: I still have 120k dollars from a jet-ski championship I won. Please keep the money.
Fox: Th-Thank you. Accepts the money gratefully
To Miyu: Where have you been for the past 17 years?
Miyu: Hmm? What're you talking about?
To Helios: Who the heck are you?
Helios: One of Logan's online buds! Noogies Logan
Logan: Ow ow ow ow! Rubs head That hurt…
Helios: Haha! *smiles*
To the Director: I have a little secret.
Random chattering
Director: The fu-
To Jake and the Gay Bros.: Ok, I'll get those creepy traps off your heads.
Jake, Marcus and Silver: Thanks…
To Marcus: You were my hero, why did you turn out to be gay? *starts crying*
Marcus: I-I'm not gay! Silver just forces himself on me and he won't stop unless I go along with it! I REALLY love girls!
To Falco: How did you meet Katt?
Falco: Err…We were in kindergarten together…
To ROB 64: Can you do haircuts?
ROB 64: Why…Yes…Yes I can…
Cuts bryan's hair…Badly…
To Bill Grey: Are you participating in this interview.
Bill: Haha! Yup! smiles
To Peppy: What is your biggest dream?
Peppy: Well…It was during my years at the academy where I wanted to be in the military…And I also liked to settle down with a wife and some kids…They both became real…But I sure do miss Vivian…
To Krystal: Did cerinians use loincloths like yours or you just wore it because of Saurian influence or lifestyle?
Krystal: Well…Yes, we Cerinian's wear loincloths,
To G. Pepper: What illness are you suffering?
Pepper: Well, err…I'll leave it up to you. HAHAHAHA!
To Logan: Look! It's Chuck Norris!
Logan: Where?
*Knocks him out and throws him into an inter-dimensional portal*
To all the Lylat people: Now try to find him in the Mario Galaxy Universe.
*Opens another portal and flees to S_ _c_ _s_ County*
Yeah the missing letters are hidden and won't give you the answer.
(Shouting as a Psycho): YEAH I'M EVIL!
Director: DENIED
Logan: What the Hell just happened? Ow! My head!
Gamer-fox 91
To Anon: Stop messing around with my friends! What did they ever do to you to make them be treated like that? (Except for Jake and John) If you or anyone else tries to mess with them again, I'll cast a powerful summoning jutsu that'll scar you for life, literally.
Jake and John: HEY!
Millicent: Hey! Don't talk about my daddy like that!
Everyone except Logan: Daddy? I thought you were an orphan!
Millicent: The Director changed my relationship with John, and now he's my daddy. And now its Millicent Fenrir from now on.
To that waffle guy: I don't even know where to begin with you. First off, quit trying to kill Fox! He's gone through enough near-death experiences for one lifetime. Secondly, don't even think of trying that time-stop thing again. To back me up on this... what do you say to beating this guy where it hurts, ladies? (all women in studio) Charge! (20 minutes of painful fighting later) And don't even think of trying that again. (Kicks waffle in the stomach) Third, stop with that laser thing. It's sick! (blows up laser beyond repair)
Everyone: …
To Graystripe: Dude, what's your problem? You made Fox have a kid? Stop acting so crazy! Not to mention the fact that you mess with my intentions. You're in for a beating like no other. (drags him into a boxing ring and fights with him) How's that face treating you, ugly? Of course Marcus is pure of heart. He'll have no problem beating the tests in record time.
Fox: Err…
Marcus: I'm…So confused…
To FireFox9765: Um, Author powers,duh. That's how I was able to prank Silver like that, and I'd do it again. Secondly, Krystal's outfit from Adventures is Cerinian. Although it looks like it's from Dinosaur Planet, there's no pattern throughout the entire game that matches her clothes in any way. So there.
Krystal: Yeah…
To Miyu: Don't listen to what those haters say. You're not fat and there's nothing wrong with having a sweet tooth. (gives her a small vanilla cupcake with chocolate frosting and strawberry sprinkles) Enjoy. (scratches her ears)
Miyu: Th-Thank you. Tears up, and slowly noms on the cupcake with bliss, and blushes when her ears are being scrathched
To all haters: If you want to try messing with my friends again, this will happen. (he makes four shadow clones and has each of them use a unique summoning jutsu, causing Chris Redfield, Ryu, Dante, Renamon and Iron Man) We'll also unleash our most powerful signature moves on each of you. You've been warned. (makes the clones and summons vanish in a giant cloud of white smoke)
Logan: Marvel vs. Capcom 3 anyone? Haha!
To Director: I'm not sure if someone already asked you this, but do you ever think about making other fanfictions, like Spider-Man, Tron, Looney Tunes, etc.? If you haven't I think you should try it.
Director: Well…I do have plans about making a Shining Wind fanfic…But since I mainly do StarFox stories…There has been plans of a RouenxWolf story in the making, I'm calling it "Scars" for pretty obvious reasons.
To everyone: I'm tired from shouting and helping so much, but I'll be back. (vanishes)
Everyone: Okay then…
Graystripe
to volg: what sort of training did you give to rouen?
Volg: I usually train Rouen with martial arts, and I usually train him with swordfighting, of course swords aren't my forte, so it's quite difficult to train him with that.
to rouen: gives you a pill that makes you lose 40 years of age...lol.
Director: DENIED!
to rouen: what is your weight in kilograms?
Rouen: Kilograms? Umm…I have never weighed myself before…
Logan: We never really bothered to measure him…He's pretty big, and built too, that's all I know of. Sorry!
to wolf: are you gay or bi?
Wolf: Err…I'm a bit bi-curious…
to rouen: same question as wolf...lol.
Rouen: Well…I have thought about sexual relations with another man before…But I prefer women.
Logan: Oh c'mon, Rou-chan! You know you wanna fool around with my dad! Smiles
Rouen: blushes W-What! I-I don't want to do that!
Wolf: blushes (He is kinda good looking…But it's fine if he doesn't wanna do anything with me, being friends with him is just fine with me…)
to volg: make wolf go through the same training which you gives to rouen.
Volg: Naww…He didn't seem interested in training.
to volg: make rouen do 5 times of the training you gives him per day...without rest^^.
Volg: As tempting as it sounds…
to fox and krystal: your are lucky that the incest wasn't done by a male and female...lol.(if silver is female and adopted by you) if that happens and the female is pregnant, what will you do?
Fox and Krystal: That's true…
Fox: I would seriously disown both Marcus and the girl…
Krystal: I'd prolly kick the girl out, but I'd keep Marcus…
to silver: are you gay or bi? and what will you do if you meet a girl and fell in love with her at first sight?
Silver: I may not sound like it…But I'm actually bi. Heh…I'd stick with her for as long as I can.
to koku: gives you a pill that makes you straight permanently.
Koku: Yeah…I'm not taking it. But I'm bi too, I love muscles on men, and big boobs and the ladies~!
to raz: here...i got a gun that shoots 100% accurately and i want you to use it on nat for publishing those pictures about you and koku.
Raz: It's fine…I don't necessarily agree with the porn pics, I do like the pics he takes of me and Koku just kissing and sleeping together. Blushes
Koku: Raz…Blushes
Decoy-Dragon
Fox: If you were not married to... her and were gay who would you date? :3
Fox: Err…Do I really have to answer this?
Director: Sorry…You have too.
Fox: Dammit…Sigh If I wasn't married with Krystal…And if I was gay…I'd go with either Falco or Bill…
Helios: Not Wolf? Or James?
Fox: Wolf is my cousin and James is my dad, dammit…
Helios: I kinda like incest between you and James.
Fox: No…Way…Still won't do it…
Helios: sad face
Krystal:go die please :3 oh and am I in your will?
Krystal:Why does every yaoi fan hate me?
Logan: Well…Because You were supposed to be in another game, but Rare decided to put you in a StarFox game?
Krystal: What?
Logan: Weird, I know…Oh! And you were originally a blue cat.
Krystal: …
Wolf:what male that you know personally would you date?
Wolf: Blushes rouen…
Logan and Rouen: Hmm? What was that?
Wolf: ROUEN! THERE I SAID IT! Huff puff huff puff
Rouen: Sweatdrops
Logan: R-Really Father Wolf~? Squee~
Bill: would you kiss Fox if you had to to save your life?
Bill: Err…If I was GAY maybe…
Helios: hi ~3 XD
Helios: Hello~!
Marcus: so, incest eh? tell me more :D
Marcus: Grr…I don't want to talk about it!
everyone: scenario time! You wake up on a hard cold floor, you try to rub the sleep out of your eyes, but find you cannot due to your limbs being chained to the wall. you observe your surroundings and see three of your friends or family members on the opposite walls, in the same state... perhaps even worse... what do you do? Oh and those with powers have those powers suppressed by a magic of some sort.
Everyone: We're not answering this crap…
Bloodthirstyfang
Helios: Huh! It's me!
Krystal: Oh God no…
Q: to Helios (ME), am i allowed to kiss myself? and don't you hate Krystal? of course you do XD
Helios: Of course you can me~! Kisses BTF And yes…Yes I do~! smiles
Q: to Krystal the whorish blue Vixen: Why couldn't you just stay in your game? the unreleased crap? and why couldn't you stay with saber? i guess your whorish instincts told you to move on XD wonder who'll be after panther? ;3
Krystal: What game! And who is this Sabre person!
Panther: I'm with Miyu~! She's actually more bustier than Krystal…Ahh boobs…I love them~! Meow face
Logan: Oh? We're done? FINALLY!
Krystal: I feel so…Hated…
Fox: Aww…hugs Krystal Don't worry my beautiful wife…You still have me.
Krystal: Fox…
Helios: gags
Fox: Helios…I want to show you something…In that closet over there.
Helios: Oh? Heheh…
Fox: Wolf! You come with us too!
Wolf: Err…I…Guess…
Helios: Oh my God…I think I know were this is going~!
All 3 goes into the closet…Rumbling goes inside, Fox and Wolf comes out gasping, and Helios comes out bruised and nearly unconscious
Helios: sad face
Logan: Well…I guess that's it, see you guys in the next episode~!
Director: And check out my StarFox Earthbound RPG Skit Theater people! I think people totally ignore that because I barely get anybody reading it…Hell only one person reviewed! READ IT DAMMIT!
Logan: Mr. Director sir…Calm down…
Director: Sorry…