You Asked For It
Summary: drabble fic. America takes Japan's and England's attitudes into consideration about his nickname to England. oh dear.
Disclaimer: I don't own Hetalia.
Warning: some examples of weeabooisms and the new nickname; I also wrote this on my iPod, so I'll just edit it later.
America has always called England, "Iggy" after finding out the Japanese version of the name. America, who could not pronounce "Igirisu" quite well, shortened it down to "Iggy". It was his way of "making a move" on the British (or English as England had stated) nation. It however, did not work of capturing his heart, but only to annoy the hell out of him.
England was not amused and neither was Japan. Well, of course he was flattered that America would use one of his vocabulary, but... after seeing the massive amounts of weeaboos on the Internet, it just got old. The way of saying, "Iggy" now and then was just like saying, "It is so kawaii!" or "You baka! You don't do that!"
Hot fucking damn would that be annoying. Especially if they pronounced it wrong. America didn't really pronounce it wrong, but still.
But then, one day our super awesome hero happened to hear a problem. What was it?
His nickname to England.
"Well, it is just a nickname," Japan stated. "But still, it irks me a bit."
"Ha! At least you're not the one the nickname's given to!" England scoffed. "It's bloody annoying, if you ask me."
That just brought America down. What he had thought would be good was bad. It was just to annoy him since he didn't really like it but, if it bashes on cultures of a fellow nation (besides stereotypes, everyone does that) then it's just unacceptable!
The solution to his problem?
Change the nickname.
Did that work? Not really.
The next day, when America walked passed England at the usual time, the English nation held his breath, preparing to hear the nickname, "Iggy".
But nope. Instead he had heard-
"I am not a girl, you tosser!" He hissed.
"Come on Brittany, Britain, it just works," America shrugged. Don't get pissed, it took him all night to come up with that.
"It's even worse than "Iggy"!" He exclaimed.
America stared at him for a few seconds before shaking his head and walking away. New nickname time. And that was going to happen a lot until he made a nickname that England would love him for.
A/N: I don't really plan on using Brittany as his new nickname. I honestly like it when America calls England, "Iggy". Hush up, we're all entitled to our own opinions. I just wanted to write this.