I'm a good girl
Dansei san! What happened? Are you okay! Yume cried sympathetically.
You mean you don't fucking remember! Dansei yelled. Getting out of the pool of water, and taking off his soaked Akatsuki cloak.
P-please don't yell at m-me! Yume started to tear up behind her mask.
Whatever lets go back to the base. Dansei said, starting to feel bad about yelling at her.
Hey fuck face, ne! Hakai said punching Dansei.
That's for slapping me, bitch ne!
Dansei got up to fight back when once again yume between got in between them.
Let's go home guys ill make lunch! Yume said, almost nervously.
By then both boys stomachs had started to make noises, and they had both mumbled
Fine!
~~Back at the base~~
Here ya gooo! Yume said, just a little bit too cheerfully as she handed both the boys a bowl of ramen.
Dansei couldn't help but stare, Yume was wearing her normal ninja attire: dark grey long sleeved shirt, baggy black ninja pants, and her hair was in her signature style; two messy black pigtails the exception of when she was cooking. When she wore a soft pink apron, which was almost a similar colour as her lips. Dansei couldn't help but stare at the masked beauty before him.
What are you looking at, ne? Asked Hakai, he was obviously suspicious.
N-nothing! Dansei said.
Now it was, just a little bit too obvious. Dansei liked Yume! Hakai thought. My Yume! No! That isn't acceptable!
(In Hakai's head he doesn't have his speech thing!)
Yume chan lets watch TV! Hakai said.
Okay Hakai kun! Yume almost yelled jumping over the leather couch in between "Dangerous Dansei" and "Hectic Hakai".
Wouldn't you like to sit by me, Yume chan? Hakai said sweetly.
Yuuumme! Don't sit next to that faggot! You'll get unicorn syphilis from a bitch like that! Dansei complained.
Hey, ne! Hakai protested.
No! I'll sit next to both of you! You'll kill each other if I don't, sillies!
What are we gunna watch? Yume asked both boys.
Silence of the lambs! Dansei said grabbing a worn out copy, of the watched waaay to many times movie.
No, that's too graphic for Yume chan, ne! Hakai said.
Let's watch this documentary on foreign sculptures!
Both Dansei and Yume looked at Hakai.
What, ne? Hakai yelled.
As soon as Hakai yelled a certain silver, haired fuchsia eyed. Janshinist priest came bursting through the living room doors, naked, covered in what could only be described as blood.
What the fuck dad! Yume is right fucking there! Dansei yelled trying to cover Yume's eyehole.
Have you fucking seen the plant fucking Zetsu around here? Hidan yelled.
He went with my daddy! Yume said cheerfully with Hakai covering her eyehole, she wasn't afraid of the Janshinist.
Oh did he? Mother fucker! He ate my fucking sacrifice, Jashin damn fucking cannibal plant! Hidan kept yelling his obscenities.
Where the fuck is your father? Asked Hidan pointing at Hakai.
H-he went t-to Iwagakure to get some supplies, he'll be back in a couple hours, ne. Said Hakai.
Hidan san! Can Yume chan help clean up afterwards? Yume asked.
Hidan looked adoringly at Yume, she was the good kid. Hakai was the pussy. Dansei was the bastard. Yume always helped clean up after Hidan's sacrafices. He practically raised her (Thats what he calls it). Helping her train, teaching her to curse and most unsettling to Tobi was that Hidan was teaching Yume how to become a Jashinist preistess.