Looney Tunes: The Toons are back in town: Chapter 2
After many hours of screaming, the Looney tune gang safely landed in the desert man miles away from Hollywood, while in the desert the gang discusses what they can do now.
"Well long ears" said daffy
"Thanks to you we are now stuck in this wasteland, there is no water or no food how will I survive!"
"Hey daffy how about the others?"
"Oh right them" said daffy.
"Does anyone have any suggestions on what we should do?" said granny
"Yeah eat the bird!" said Sylvester
"Not now" said granny.
"Well I have a suggestion" said porky
"What?" said taz
"How about we start a road tour, I always wanted to see the big ball of string"
"please porkster who would want to go on a cramped bus for months on end making people happy by saying the same jokes over and over again?" said daffy
"I say we sign a deal with E! And star in a reality show we can call it 'daffy duck: star in trouble'!"
"Sounds like a prison movie" said bugs
"What you have a better idea?"
"How about we just move on with our lives?"
"Nah" said all of the Looney tunes.
"Well we can't go back to Warner brothers"
"Oh" said speedy "well I can finally achieve my dream of being a winner in a speedy mouse championship"
"And people will just love my apple pies" said granny
"Bugs?" Said Lola
"Yeah Lola" said bugs
"What about me? My career job is to be an actress"
"Ah, well you can come with me if you want"
"Thanks bugs"
"Well I am going to my mansion in Beverly Hills" said daffy
"Daffy you don't own a mansion in Beverly Hills" said tweety
"Fine, I'll move in with my parents"
"And I always wanted to be a repo-po-po-po—por—a analyst in the world of news" said porky
"Yeah but first you might want to get your stutter problem fixed" said daffy
"Me and Elmer can have a shooting gallery and Taz can come with as security" said Sam "protecting" said taz.
"Wile Coyote and road runner will come with me to Mexico, si?" said speedy to road runner which made him say "Beep beep".
In a Much Later Hour…
As the daunting darkness of night arrives the gang decides to go eat, problem is there is no dinner in sight so they begin walking, silently until...
"Seniors I found food follow me UNDLEH UNDLIAH EPAH EPAH UNDELIAH!" said speedy as he leaves a lot of dust behind "sometimes I wonder if I can catch that mouse, want to see what cheese he has" said daffy
"Don't bother trust me I tried" says Sylvester. Bugs then looks at the sign to see the place they are eating at "Joe's sounds fancy". As the Looney tunes get comfy in their seats their waiter arrives.
"Hello welcome to Joes my name is Friz" "really pal your name is friz?" said daffy "my parents weren't the best people who named things okay"
"Fine" said daffy
"Yeah, yeah by the way you guys aren't animals are you? We don't feed animals here" said Chuck
"Oh us?" said daffy
"No, these are just good costumes they are filming a movie down the road that features talking animals, it's a hard job but hey someone has to do it" explained daffy
"Okay then so what will you have?" said the waiter turning to bugs,
"Hot dog" says bugs
"Turkey" said daffy
Wile coyote then put up on of his signs that says "road runner"
"so sorry, said the waiter" but we don't make that here"
Wile then took his sign down and put up another one, Cheeseburger
"The food that earthlings call Beans and rice" said Marvin
"I'll have the b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-a-a- I'll just have a steak" stuttered porky
"Can I have a canary?" said Sylvester
"No you can't but we do a special today on salmon"
"Fine I'll have salmon"
"Just a salad please" said granny
"Make that two" said Lola "and the two children, pointing to tweety and taz "will have the kid's meal"
"Okay and for you two gentlemen?" said Chuck
Sam and Elmer: spaghetti and meatballs
"Alright then so what will the drinks be?"
"WATER" said all of the Looney tunes
"Okay I will come back with your drinks" said the waiter
After a short while the waiter brought out the food and drinks which the Looney tunes ate. The waiter then came back to see who will pay the bill and after a long argument over who will pay ("I will!" "No daffy I will" "look bugs I want to pay for once!" they paid the bill and walked out of the restaurant.