Jasper's Plot Part 2 – Edward's Revenge

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Edward's P.O.V.

That moment was seared into my mind forever. How Carlisle's face looked, as it closed the gaps between us his eyes full of lust his mind picturing me in various uncomfortable positions. I damned my vampire memory and also damned my siblings who constantly thought about it while I was around, to prolong my embarrassment. Sighing I began to plot my revenge, knowing that it would be difficult, Alice would know what I had planned as soon as I did and she would undoubtedly inform Jasper. I had to get Alice on side but I was running out of bribes. What do you give a person who has – or could have – everything? However there was thing she wanted, but it was something that I wasn't sure I would sink low enough to give her. At that moment Emmett wondered past my room vividly remembering my face as Carlisle leaned over me and his booming laughter let me know that yes, yes I would sink that low.

"Bella, I have a favour to ask of you." We were sat in my room relaxing to some Debussy while the others were out hunting.

"Okay, shoot." She said turning to me cautiously. I encircled her wrists with her cold hands and held them up to my face first inhaling her scent then kissing each of her fingers. I heard her breathing shallow and her heart rate pick up, at my light feather kisses. I pulled her up onto my lap as I continued to sniff and kiss along her neck.

"It's just a little thing really." I said between soft kisses now tracing the shape of her jaw and back down her neck. I smiled as her pulse increased even more when I kissed once on her collar bone.

"Okay Edward, stop." She said putting her hands on my chest but not moving away. I frowned slightly but decided to continue on with the plan anyway. "I want to be in the right mind when you ask me for this favour as it's probably not going to be something I want to do and I don't want to agree just because I am so intoxicated by your presence."

"Alright I guess you're right." I said pulling her closer to me, my cool body providing her relief from the hot summer's day. "Well the thing is a little while ago Jasper played a nasty prank on me, and naturally I've been plotting revenge but I'm having some trouble-"

"Alice's visions?" She asked frankly. I nodded and pouted slightly looking up under my lashes in a way she had often said she liked. She sighed and crossed her arms on her chest, pulling away from my chest. "What does this have to do with me? You know I don't like to get too involved in your strange family politics."

"Well, see I figured the only way to get Alice to co-operate is to bribe her but there aren't many things that you can give someone who has the power to get anything they want." I smiled at her, searching her eyes for her thoughts. Once again I wished she wasn't the one exception to my little talent.

"Can't you just get her that yellow Porsche thing she wants?" I paused I hadn't thought of that, it would work I knew but that was a big thing and I wanted to save that for when I was really desperate.

"I'm not sure how well that would work, Bella my love, but I know there's one thing that would guarantee he co-operation and it only takes a little bit of help from you."

"Okay, I'll bite what is it? I'm not saying I'll necessary do it, mind you, but I'll consider it." I smiled knowing that she would soon agree.

"Well, I'd like you to go on a shopping trip with Alice, with a $10, 000 spending limit."

"No."

"Oh please Bella, my manhood is at stake here. It's not like you'll have to do much just wonder round looking interested." I pleaded her my eyes wide.

"No, that's too much money. I couldn't possibly let you spend that much on me." At that moment Alice burst into the room.

"Oh please, please, please Bella!" She said kneeling at Bella's and my feet and holding Bella's hands. I could see in Alice's head that she'd give in soon, and Alice was already envisioning the shopping spree.

"No, that's way too much money, I'll go shopping with you but they'll be a $100 dollar limit." Bella said trying to pull out of Alice's firm grip.

"$1,000 and two designer items." Alice negotiated, I could see indecision in Bella's eyes but they were softening t Alice's wide-eyed puppy dog look. It didn't help that my hands were ghosting up and down her sides creating a light blush on Bella's face. "Please, Bella you know I don't have any human memories, I just want to be normal for once." Fake tears were filling Alice's eyes and there was no way Bella's conscious could resist. She nodded once and Alice leapt to her feet all tears gone and laughter sparkling in her eyes. "I'll pick you up early tomorrow, and Edward, I'm in." She danced out the room and I turned my gaze to Bella who was bright red. I kissed her soundly on the lips once and her heart rate picked up.

"Thank you, my love."

"Okay so the key point to my plan is that you think of the sexiest thing that you possibly can, okay?"

"Sir, yes, sir." Emmett bellowed at snapping a salute. I frowned at him, but wasn't too concerned I knew him well enough to know he would play his part perfectly, everyone would. Right, let's go over the plans one more time." There was a collective groan from my family and I saw Bella begin to nod off.

"Do we have to Edward?" Rosalie groaned at me, her thoughts showing that she wanted to get Emmett upstairs to get some inspiration for the plan.

"Yeah I think we got it Eddie." Alice said laughing slightly as she skipped away taking Bella by the hand and pulling her upstairs. I sighed and sank into the arm chair as my family slinked away to their various activities. The trap was set and now all that remained was to wait until Jasper returned home.

Jasper returned home around 3 in the evening and we all steeled ourselves to commence. Alice and Emmett sat a little too close for comfort on the sofa, while Bella and Esme sat across from each other in the arm chairs. All of them had thoughts of their respective partners filling their head, except Emmett who was feeling uncomfortable and nervous. My plan was simple, I convinced Carlisle to pretend to be in love with my when he and Jasper returned from hunting, me and Carlisle would think lustful thoughts so our emotions could fool Jasper's tricky little power. At the same time Alice would be making moves on Emmett who would act like he wasn't interested, this one would annoy Jasper the most as not only would his beloved Alice be acting in love with someone else but the idea of anyone being able to reject her would drive him insane. Then to make it seem realisitic Bella and Esme would be acting totally outraged at mine and Carlisle's actions and if things went well a huge fight would be in order to totally convince Jasper. Then for the straw that broke the camel's back Rosalie would arrive and just throw herself at Jasper.

All these prepared emotions assaulted Jasper as he stepped through the door and I quickly prepared some Bella fantasies to fill myself with lust. As Jasper stepped through the door I pushed him out the way and pulled Carlisle into a big hug. I immediately filled my mind with images of Bella in various compromising scenarios and felt the lust filling my body.

"Carlisle, I've missed you, how was your hunting trip?" Carlisle smiled sultrily at me and visions of Esme in rather revealing lingerie filled my mind. I quickly distanced myself from his mind, before Jasper could sense my disgust at seeing my 'mum' like that.

"Edward! I missed you too; hunting just isn't the same without you." I smiled even wider taking his hand and pulling him into the living room where we sat together on the couch my hand resting on his thigh. Jasper stood frozen in the hall way where his thoughts told me that he had no idea what had just gone on. After a few moments he wondered into the living room, only to have lust assault him from all sides. Frowning quickly at me and Carlisle Jasper wondered over to greet his wife.

"Hello, my love." He said smiling at the lust in her body assuming it was for him. Alice, playing her part perfectly, glanced up at him before turning back towards Emmett with a seductive smile. Emmett was focused entirely on the ball game in front of him. Jasper leaned down to kiss Alice on the lips but he was met only with her cheek as she turned away from him. He shook his head his thoughts full of confusion but went to sit down calmly.

"So Emmett," Alice began tracing out patterns on his leg. "What you doing today? I figured if you weren't busy me and you could do something interesting."

"Actually Alice, I was just gonna watch the game today then maybe go hunting..." He said slowly, I internally grinned as I saw Jasper's frown deepen and his thoughts resembling something along the lines of 'what the hell?'

"Oh, well why don't I come hunting with you, I love to watch you take down those grizzlies you always look so strong and manly. I do so love a strong man." She smiled at Emmett and looked at him from under her lashes in a way that would turn a normal man wild, Emmett however, always in character, only briefly glanced at her before turning back to the TV.

"Actually Alice, I was thinking of going alone, we've been spending a lot of time together recently, why don't you hang out with Jasper?" Alice frowned immediately and turned to glance briefly at Jasper, she began thinking of how I still hadn't brought her a Porsche so annoyance rolled off of her, while boredom and disinterest rolled of Emmett. I knew that this was the moment to have it all head off and I smiled internally, I turned discretely to Alice and nodded almost imperceptibly and then leaned towards Carlisle.

"Do you want to go upstairs for a while, alone?" I whispered into his ear, he chuckled and jumped to his feet, as I sprang to mine Alice punched a whole into Esme's sofa while still stroking Emmett's thigh. Esme sprang to her feet absolutely livid even though she knew that was coming.

"Stop right there Carlisle! I am so fed up of you and Edward sneaking off together whenever you think I'm not looking, claiming that you're discussing medical things, or vampire business. Well guess what Mister? I know what you two are really up to and it sickens me. Does the sanctity of marriage mean nothing to you? I am done with this mad house." She screamed at him striding out of the house. Jasper and everyone looked shell shocked. Bella however was tearing up perfectly.

"Edward, what does she mean?" Bella asked climbing to her feet tears in her eyes, this was the most crucial part as everyone knew Bella couldn't lie for anything and Jasper was as on edge as it is possible to be. Luckily I had prepared perfectly for this moment. Just as I was about to stammer a reply Emmett jumped to his feet glowering at Alice.

"Look lady, I'm not interested okay? So stop touching my leg and putting your tongue in my ear, I don't date midgets!" He strode at the room quickly knowing he wouldn't be able to contain his laughter and Alice hurried quickly after him shouting apologies. At this point Jasper's thoughts were in chaos, he could barely control his emotions and everyone in the room kept on getting assaulted with anger, confusion, disgust and sadness when a particular emotion influenced him. He sat completely still in his chair and didn't look like he would be moving for a while, that is until the best part of my plan came into action and Rosalie strode into the room wearing her most revealing outfit. She quickly strode up to Jasper and her mind was full of her and Emmett's antics from earlier on. She perched on the edge of Jasper's chair and stroked his face gently making him look at her.

"Hey Jaspy-waspy, you busy tonight? I've got something I'd like your help with, in my bedroom, it's urgent." It was at that moment when Jasper hit boiling point. He leapt to his feet pushing Rosalie off the edge of the chair and gesticulating widely.

"Stop, stop this right now! I can't handle it, you over there..." he shouted pointing Rosalie towards Emmett, "and Edward get off him, I know your behind this. Fooling with people's emotions isn't nice Edward. It's just plain cruel." I raised one eyebrow my face a calm facade.

"Really Jasper, I thought that you thought playing with people's emotions was fun." I said, inside I was laughing hysterically and I could see Rosalie on the floor struggling to contain her giggles at Jasper's wild eyes and frenzied pacing.

"Your all sick all of you! Your bad people, this..." He continued gesturing around at all of us, "is sick and wrong." Then he strode out his room upstairs where he slammed his door shut. Alice winked and smiled mischievously before following him out the room.

Then with Jasper finally gone and everyone assembled in the room we all burst into hysterical laughter.

A/N: Okay so this took an age for me to write, blarg school issues I won't go into it. I'm working on some new stuff, ones a nice look at Alice and Jaspers relationship which will start sad but if it goes the way I like will have a happy ending, ones a Halloween ditty in honour of today and the last is a look at Maggie and her awesome power. So yeah, hope you like this, I'm not all too fond of this but there we go. Ta'ra