Chapter 2!! This may not be as funny. Its more of a playful chapter...alittle bit of I+K fun. Have fun!! R&R!!

Sesshomaru made his way through the entertainment room when he could hear voices coming from down the hall. In comes, his "foolish" brother and Kagome, side-by-side, walking on their hands like acrobats. With cold eyes, he stared them down as they balanced skill fully, making their way closer to him.

"Getting…tired….yet?" Kagome asked teasingly with a smirk on her face. Her boyfriend snorted

"Feh…Oh please Babe. I can do this aaaaallllll day…" He even balanced on one hand to give her the impression this was a piece of cake.

"I'm gonna win Darling. Your tricks ain't nothing! I've been doing this since I was 3!"

"I was doing this since I was 2!" They noted Sesshy's presence. "Didn't I Fluffy? Tell her!" Sesshomaru sighed and rubbed his temples. He made up his mind about his life and walked away grumbling.

"I don't even want to know…" The two glanced at each other before they got off their hands. They were getting bored of their bet by now. Inuyasha smirked.

"I have a better idea!"

"What? I'm getting bored." He discussed his plan to her and in seconds they busted out laughing. "Let's tell the other!"

Everyone was in the basement. (Which was renovated and turned into a hang out area.) Sesshomaru was talking with Miroku about work, Sango, Rin and Ayame were talking about the things they would bring to their upcoming trip, Shippo and Kirara (who was in kitty form) were fighting over a ball of yarn, and Kouga was trying to beat Halo 3 on Legendaries mode. Inuyasha and Kagome chose their game. The 14 year olds for sure. The two sat besides them. Kirara transformed back into a girl.

"What do you two losers want…" Shippo didn't take his eyes from off the dilapidated yarn, which his friend had mangled. Inuyasha shrugged. He looked awfully bored.

"Nothing. Hey you want to see something cool?" The young adults paused their fighting and watched as they stood up.

"Yeah it's really cool!" Kagome jumped in. It got a little quieter. Sesshomaru rolled his eyes.

"Don't tell me it's the eye lid thing…" Ayame squeaked and pulled on her ponytails like she was in agony.

"Ewww!! Yash don't do that!" But he shook his head.

"No. Even better. We made voodoo dolls." He tossed Kirara a doll and Shippo the other.

"What the? Where'd you get these?" The red head turned the little doll around in his hand. It was very life like. He had the doll that looked like Kagome. It had on her same colored blue skinny jeans. The patterns on them were sewn in and every thing. He looked at the pretty little dolls eyes and could see tiny eyelashes. And even her faint blush showed up on her smooth skin. Kirara made a face looking at her silver haired one. Its dog-ears were made from felt, giving it a realistic touch. On the jeans was a tiny chain that attached to micro belt loops and tiny pockets in the baggy jeans could be shown. Gold glass like eyes stared straight in to hers. The "kitty cat" was amazed.

"Okay…these are THE weirdest dolls I've ever seen. They're so life like…" Inuyasha snickered along with Kagome. Shippo nudged Kirara.

"Wonder what'll happen if we poke them in the gut and eyes! Huh Lala…" She laughed wickedly and the 19 year olds smirked.

"Obviously it's fake…" The hanyou jammed his fists in his pockets.

"Oh really?" Kirara plucked two hairpins out from her hair and gave one to Shippo. "Let's find out…" The 19 year olds snickered.

"Dare ya'…" The girl snickered and jabbed the doll in the gut. Shippo took Kagome's glass eye. Inuyasha's laughing with Kagome was silenced. Instead, there was gagging. Kirara rolled her eyes as her friend held his torso and was wincing.

"Inuyasha your such a-" When she stood and took his shoulder, to their horror, he was holding his mouth and his torso. Blood and foam streamed through his fingers. His once gold eyes were olive green. Kagome was holding her left eye. Blood streamed through her fingers.

"What did you do to my boyfriend!?" Saying nothing Kirara and Shippo watched in disbelief. Inuyasha continued to bleed. But at least the red head was still a skeptic.

"You're faking it you idiots! Kagome there's nothing wrong with your eye! Inuyasha those are just contacts and whipped cream!" Kouga made his way over to them.

"Inuyasha? Kagome? What the hell happened to you!" Shippo snorted.

"Just look at these stupid dolls!" He handed him the miniature couple.

"Whoa…these are pretty cool!"

"K-k-k-Kouga…my eye…. My eye!" Kagome cried holding it shut. Kirara turned sheet white.

"No….impossible…" A poked out eye and a gut? This was just stupid. Voodoo dolls? No. This was a joke. This was another one of Inuyasha and Kagome's plots for fighting boredom. And now, they were revealing themselves. Inuyasha stood up straight laughing in hysterics along with his girl friend. He nearly choked on the fake blood and foam. Shippo and Kirara could help but to giggle with them. The red head chuckled.

"You guys are idiots!" Inuyasha spat out the foam wiping his mouth.

"I know, I know, I'm a great actor aren't I."

"No pretty boy.You're a model. The both of you are." Inuyasha shrugged and rubbed his thumb and forefinger together, making the money gesture.

"Puts ALOT of 'leaves' in the pocket. Don't see me crying. What's a few topless photo shoots gonna do? Hollister can use them anyways..." If you looked at Inuyasha and Kagome, you could see why they had chose the spot in front of the camera for a living. (my dad was a chld model! So its a pretty cool job!) They were flawless people, with the sleek biulds alley-cats would be jealous of. Inuyasha had been doing it all his life. He didn't really care for it any ways. Being a professional at something means you do it because you can master in it, because you are good at it, and you don't necessarily like it. Love was for ametures.

Miroku snapped his cell phone shut before trying to get attention.

"Hey guys!!" It got completely silent in the room and eyes hovered on him. "Um...my Grandfather wanted to know if you'll groom the-"

Poor Miroku didn't even get to finish before 9 groans dragged their way through the room.

"Do we have to! Why does he run a dog groomers if he can't even take care of them!" The red headed wolf demon girl moaned. Miroku was somewhat offended.

"Please guys! His dogs have been acting up lately...he needs great strong leaders who can tell those dogs whose boss. And he needs-"

"Not doing it." The silver haired brothers declared in no time flat. Inuyasha had his arms crossed and Sesshomaru was burrowed in the depts of his favorite book.

"Why! I'll give you guys a scooby snack!" They threw butcher knives at him with irony. Inuyasha growled before snapping at him angrily.

"Is that another dog joke! Ha ha ha! Very funny!!" The wise cracking male stifled a laugh.

"Heh..heh...sorry...couldn't help it..."

"Yeah...we know..." Sesshomaru spat. Every body always thought that the Sanyosho Inu brothers were rivals. Why did they? Sure Inuyasha single handedly stole his brothers car a milion times, and Sesshomaru cracked 4 of his ribs 6 times, but they operated like a pack...i don't know...like...brothers.

"Okay, okay, sorry...now can you help my Grandfather out now!" Sango frowned.

"What do we get if we do?"

"You get paid one-" Every body lept out of their spots like if their was a weather crisis. Ayame did a rain dance to get her shoes on and Sango scrambled over magazines. Some how Kouga ended up on the floor and Kirara had smacked into Kagome as they tried to get their way to their rooms to get ready. In a matter of seconds, Miroku was alone in the room, which looked like hurricanes had hit it. "Why do I live with my idiot friends?"

A row of 10 yougn adults stood in front of the dog groomers called "Kanine Charasmatics." They were dressed in stylish black salon outfits, armed with frowns, aprons, face masks and gloves. Sesshomaru was the first to ket everybody know about how how he felt right now.

"I feel stupider then I look." Shippo nodded in approval, the others followed suit.

"I feel stupider than that title..." Inuyasha snorted.

"I feel like an idiot in nice clothes and lunch lady gear..." Not wanting to waste any more of their life, Sango put an end to it.

"Let's do this so I can go back to living." She pulled the glass doors open in a swift jerk and they filed inside.

Mir: Oh come on Fluffly plz!!

Sess:...

(Miroku pulls out his secret weapon)

Mir: would you do it for a Scooby snack?

Sess: 0-0 (DROOLS) Duh!! Gimme!!

(snatches it and pulls out his secret weapon.)

Sess: Hey Miroku, would you do my laundry for a Sport Illustrated...

Mir: yeah right...like if- HEY! SHE LOOKS LIKE SANGO!

(Snatches it and takes laundry basket leaving sess standing there alone.)

sess: idiot...(looks down at the biscuit and takes a bite before hacking it up)...Ugh...these aren't Lamb!?

Ooookkkaaayy...gimme a word or two if u enjoyed. I'll be honest and say that i wasn't in a very "funny" mood while writting this, so plz...don't hate me...review instead

(Kas takes out a pocket watch)

Me: You will obey...you will review...you will review...

winks...STAY TUNED!!