Looney Tunes: The Toons Are Back In Town: Chapter 4: The Interview
"Oh" said daffy as he suddenly realizes that he is on camera "sorry it's just that oh it has been so long...Charlie! What is up?"
"Charlie Gibson doesn't work here anymore I'm George stepho..."
"stephonoimsois?"
"No it's st..."
"Whatever so George what do you got for my partner?" said daffy pointing to bugs
"Well Mr. Bunny what is your new Broadway show all about?"
"Well doc it's about..."
"It's about a man" interrupted daffy "a man who is constantly on a journey in the depths of outer space to fight for truth justice and the American way!"
"Well he got the journey part and the American way but outer space daffy?"
"What I had to make it interesting"
"Yes so is this the first time you seen each other?"
"Actually doc it is"
"Yeah it has been ah so long"
"Geez daf really?"
"Again ratings"
"Daffy if I may we have pretty good ratings"
"Oh, well I am here to promote that me and bugs will be going all over the globe to find all of our Looney tune friends to make new shorts for the little people"
"You mean children"
"Yes stepinias... the children"
"It's stepo..Never mind Mr. Bunny is what daffy saying true?"
"About the gang back together? Well I am pretty busy I don't see how..."
"Oh come oooonn bugs I can see it in your eyes you are dying to get back into the comedy game"
"daffy my one man show...which will be touring starting in New York tommrow...has comedy"
"really? What are the first lines in your show?"
"It is 'hi welcome to my show" "BORING! How about hey folks welcome to my brand new show featuring the Looney tunes!"
"oh no they are not going to be in my show"
"excuse me we are short on time"
"oh well watch my new one man show playing in new York starting tomorrow and no I am not getting the Looney tunes back together with this.." bugs them pointed to daffy
"we are" said daffy
"no were not" said bugs
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"I'm telling you bugs you want to do it, besides how long is this show anyway?"
"For 4 months, a year if it's good"
"Okay thank you bugs and daffy, back to you robin" said George
After the interview bugs and daffy both quickly went to the limo parked outside "look bugs" said daffy "why don't you want to be with me and the gang again?"
"look daffy it is just that I have moved on from the comedy life I want to go into more dramatic roles like I just signed on for a cameo on House"
"Let me guess you play a test rabbit?"
"No I play a patient who has a rare hair disorder"
"Right, but seriously I have been waiting for too long to be denied, for the past 3 years..."
"3 years?"
"Yeah I tried living with my parents but that didn't work out"
"Oh, continue"
"For the past 3 years I have been waiting for you to come to New York so I can talk to you about getting the gang together and I think we should"
"Daffy I don't even have the time"
"So how about this you do a world tour!"
"A"
"You do your show across America and then we move on to other countries and try to find all of the Looney tunes and as a finale to your show it can end with the announcement of all of us making new shorts"
"Well I don't know"
"We can find Lola"
"'sigh' alright, but we have to start in New York first"
"GREAT thank you thank you thank you" said daffy as he jumped all around the limo "daffy calm down!" "Sorry lost control for a second".
"It's alright also you don't mind if we go to rehearsal first do you?" "Not at all pal" said daffy and with that the limo went from the GMA building to the theater.