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Web Of Lies

Kagome sunk Into Inuyahsa's chest in frustration.

"You got to be kidding me…" Her muffled voice cried from in his dark t-shirt. Sesshomaru grumbled.

"Oh great! So that's why Miroku's uncle needed us here so bad! Look at this place! He'll never pass if we don't clean this stuff up!" The guys left Inuyasha at the table and immediately began their 5 minute cleaning.

Meanwhile Kagome searched frantically around the room. Her eyes fell upon the curtains. A devilish smile came to her lips.

'This one's for you Yash…' Her mind vowed. She kissed his cheeck and went to report back to her peers.

"I have an idea guys…go find some candles and get these office looking stuff covered with those tarps over there…we're gonna ride this one out…"

Kouga pulled down some curtains.

"Wells, the other went to take the trimmed up dogs home in the delivery van thingy before we started going home, so we should have enough time to get happy outta here."

"Great…we're gonna need it…"

Akitoki stood in the main room of the shop. It had been about 10 minutes that he walked in. He had his clip board ready and his pocket protectors were in fine shape. Yes. He was "sharp". Looking at the empty waiting room, he continually checked his watch.

"Um….hello…Any one here?" As soon as the inspector was about to give up a strange accented voice had called back to him.

"Jeeeeaas hunny. Ida be-ah-dah right dher in a tip dawwwlinggg…."

"Uh…..okay then. Take your time…" There was some ruffling and harsh whispering before the staff room door opened and out stepped a veiled woman with a red fabric wrapped around her. Only her mascara eyes were showing and her midsection. The fabric was carefully clothed around her so well. Besides her stepped two other tall clothed men. They were dressed in white fabric with the same outfit.Their eyes only showed. One gold, one brown. The woman's assistant, young looking teen with a pan on his head hurried out. Yes. A pan on his head. A cooking pan.

"Well weeeeelllcom daaaawwwling!! Whot brin's ye to herrr…." Akitoki noted how the woman made vast arm movements and how her assistants mimicked her. Her bangles clashed and clapped together as she did so. Akitoki took out his badge and showed the eyes.

"I'm the health inspector. Akitoki Houjo at your service! But you can just call me Houjo." The eyes narrowed awkwardly.

"I see…"

"Is Mr. Nazama here? I just need him to –" The woman jumped.

"Uhhh…no! " She pointed to herself. "I own deh place now….uhhhh…eh, uhhh…..dis ' no dawg place. Its…it's…-" The eyes moved around the room. "It's a fortune place now….i turn into home. See? Yes…vedi good, vedi good," The boy with the pan on his head nodded along with the assistants who gave a thumbs up. "You go now! Tank you come a-gen!" Houjo was just about to be shoved out the door when this place sparked his interests.

"Wait just a second!" He shouted. Kagome's heart froze over

'Oh crap! He's onto us!!'

"Can I see the fortune room! That must be awesome!" A loss of words were visable to the trickster.

"Um…ah…umm…its.." The mistake she made was pointing to the door. Houjo made his way back there in a split second. Kagome panicked. She felt like they did such a terrible job with the set up of the back room. The candles were spread all about the dark room, and they draped the extra curtains and tarps every where in a rushed attempt to get this guy outta here. It wasn't working so well. The bigger problem as with the unconscious hanyou's health. What would become of him?

Houjo was amazed. There on the table laid a young man. He looked like he was peacefully napping. In fact, Houjo was jealous at how relaxed he seemed.

"Wooooaaaahhh!! This is cooooool!! Is he under a trance!!" Houjo circled around Inuyasha like a predator and prey. Kagome felt butterflies in her stomach. Fear in her throat.

"Uh…uh….Jeaasss hunny. Ah…you cannot disturb him…jes! Dat's right! You can disturb him…" She took his wrists and made more vast hand movements with them. "His soul is traveling in the deep depths of the unda-world isn't it Ship- Uh…I mean Oppisha!" Shippo nodded and shifted the pan along his red head.

"That's sooo weiirddd….not in a bad way though….but just, weird…" Kagome nodded as her comfort level heightened. This could actually be fun. That' could be made into a game for that matter. Houjo was so dense.

"Ahh…..stahrt zee ritual Oppisha!" Shippo's eyes widened. His look spoke for itself. 'Um…Kagome? What are you doing?'

None the less, he decided to play along.

"But Madame! We have no other customers. All we have is this guy and the one that fainte- I mean, became one with the under world…"

"Use zist mahn Oppisha! Huddi up! Come come! Do fast, do fast!" She shooed the boy away to improvise a ritual. Shippo grumbled and Kagome took a seat on the floor motioning Houjo to do the same. The health inspector and the "fortune teller" sat one in front of another. "Bring zee bodii here my faitful servants!" The servants gently gathered Inuyasha up in their arms and laid him in between the two. They really had to get him up soon before he gets brain damage or something. That couldn't be right if he just passed out. Houjo smiled.

"This is cool!" Kagome nodded.

"Jes, jes, jes…cover him so he khant be deesturbed..." A tarp was thrown over the hanyou and another underneath. They bundled him up like a dead body in a hammock. Now they all joined in a circle holding hands. Shippo walked over with a candle and a handful of dyed dog kibble that was meant to be some" mystical dirt stuff". Sesshomaru who was holding Kagome's hand gave it a small unnoticeable squeeze. When their eyes met, she could tell that he was worried. They were on a time sensitive mission. She squeezed back relaxing him. Houjo was ready and was excited. It was bursting through his skin in curiosity.

"So what n-"

"Sssshhhh….bey-for we start, please hand cell-u-a-lar device to Oppisha so'd we khan begin, no?" He basically flung the ridiculously large Blackberry at his chest.

The effect of the flying business cell phone made his finger crack, causing him begin to flicker the injured limb. He clenched his teeth trying not to sound hurt. The pain was throbbing. Touching or squeezing only lead to a stinging tinge. Now, he was annoyed. This was getting on his nerves.

Kagome took one of the many candles and set the dog food on fire hoping that Houjo's stupidity would stay in motion. Luckily he didn't see that it was dog food, but everyone certainly smelled it.

"Whoa! What's that smell! It smells like-" A cry of laughter came from

"FORTUNE!! JESS HUNNY! FORTUNE!" The red veiled woman flew on her feet with happiness. "YOU SHALL BE A STAR MY LUV!! GET UP! QUICKLY! QUICKLY! QUIT YOUR JOB!" Having been draaged to his feet by the men in white, the health inspector's eyes glazed over

"Re-re-really!"

"JESS HUN! DO YOU HEAR! GET UP AN GO! THE ROAD TO STARDOM IS CALLING YOUR NAME! YOU MUST LEAVE WORK TODAY! RIGHT NOW! GO! HURRI! GO!" Shippo thrusted the phone into his chest (revenge) and the three of them kicked them out the front door all too roughly. Houjo actually ran to his car. They watched as the 1980's Volvo started (what a surprise) and the driver put the Blackberry to his ear. He was calling his boss. As soon as the car sped down the street, they tore off the curtain veils and took a long breath. Kagome panted more than them. She actually did the most talking under that heavy costume.

"I felt like I couldn't breathe!-"

Kouga's eyes grew.

"Oh no! What if Inuyasha suffocates!!" By the way they ran, it was obvious that they hadn't thought about that. Sessh made his way over the candles and unwrapped the mummified hanyou. When he touched him, he noticed that he felt warmer, and his skin was getting it's color back to it. The porcelain tone was really beginning to scare them. Kouga phewed.

"Wow that was close-" As if out of nowhere he flinched awkwardly. The Inu Youkai frowned.

"What the hell?"

"What? My cellphone vibrates and my reflexes are too sensitive." He took out his cell phone (luckily not the blackberry, no offense to anyone who has one) and began to check out what the source was.It was a text message from Ayame. "Guys, the others ditched us…they went home after dropping the dog's off.. We have to close up shop."

Nobody was any happier to be able to leave. The problem was however that Inuyasha was still out. And they didn't know how to wake up an unconscious half demon…

Kags: Oppisha! Perform the rain dance!

Shippo: I can't! He threw his Blackberry at me! it hurts!

Inuyasha all of a sudden get's up

Inu: uhhh...what happened?

all: INUYASHA! YOUR UP!! YAAAAYY!!

Houjo turns around and his phone flies from his hands. It collides into the hanyou's head and he falls back into unconciousness.

All: :0 ...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!1

Houjo: What? Who's awake? Huh??

Idiot...oh well! How'd you like Madame Kagome? Srry if the accent was hard to read...but hope you had fun! Coming next chap 6!! REVEIW PLEASE!!