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Sick Like A Dog

Sango got into her book just about the same time she heard struggling coming from down stairs. Curiously, she shifted herself on her bed and nudged Ayame who was lying against her. The wolf girl got her head out of 17 magazine and raised her brows.

"I'm picking up scents of the others. They must be down stairs." She popped her gum lazily. Sango dropped her book and made her way out to find her friends. To her surprise, she watched as Kouga and Sesshomaru carried the body of Inuyasha. Kagome had the door open for them and Shippo was watching from the doorway. Sesshomaru took his front, Kouga took his legs. Sango felt a imaginairy elevator drop in her stomach.

"What happened to Inuyasha!?" The lifters made their way past her to the stairs. Kouga attempted to shut his mouth.

"Yash O.D.'ed…" He bursted into laughter only to get a swift pop in the head by Kagome.

"Kouga! That's not true! That vaccination thing must have made him pass out. He's been out for a half an hour."

"Yeah. She's right. But then also! This health inspector guys shows up and we have to play dress up just to get him out! Inuyasha could have been up by now! We just didn't want Mr. Nazama to get in trouble." He popped his injured finger in his mouth. "I think his Blackberry broke my finger!"

"I'll have Ayame take a look at it later. Let's just get Inuyasha up first…" As they turned around to get him up stairs, Sango shoock her head.

"He won't wake up until tomorrow."

"WHAT!?" All of that for nothing. They were speeding home, breaking fingers and shattering careers just to get him up. And for what? A realization of the hanyou mind structure.

"His head's dormit. It has to reset. That's why he virtually can't do anything but breathe…I though you knew that?" Wisely, she checked his eye lids again. The gold eyes flickered in a left-right-left right pattern. Almost like if he was straight up out of it.

They made their way up the stairs and into the hallway. Shippo opened the door while trying to heal his swollen finger and let them into the darkness.

Things to know about Inuyasha's room.

He never messed up his room. Rule of dogs is they don't litter where they sleep.

It was dark. He liked dark places to sleep. This was why he had black curtains.

Inuyasha likes room. This is why he had a large bed.

Inuyasha likes to "mummify" himself in his sleep. This results in a fairly chilly room to avoid overheating, and a lot of matching black comforters and pillows.

Interesting pets are fun. Inuyasha owned a Iguana named Antigone (pronounced An-tig-gonee) , after the play by Sophocles. Antigone was trained yes. But only had a thing for Inuyasha and Kagome, which sucked.

His room had the scent of spearmint. No body knew why for that matter. It was better than Shippo's gym socks. Which was waaaaaayyy better. So that was a plus.

Sesshomaru and Kouga placed him down into his bed and Antigone watched them with venom. Taking a look at the red and black reptile creeped them out. They could have sworn that the thing had hissed at them. Shippo shuddered.

"How could Inuyasha even own that thing! It's so mean! Look at her!" They all watched the creature as it stared in anger.

The thing with Iguana's were that they grew to fit in their enviorment. A small tank equaled a small Iguana and vise versa. Well, this thing was probably 2 to 3 feet long. This was not cool. Kagome giggled and began to unlatch the tank taking out her boy friends minion.

"Who? Antigone? She's the cutest little Iggy around." The reptile sat on her shoulder as she stroked it's head. "Wanna pet her?" They all shoock their heads. Kagome shrugged and the lizard back down. "If you say so…" Seeing that Inuyasha was already settled in and they were already tired themselves, they just started off to bed.

Inuyasha curled up in his room. The only light in the room was from Antigone's tank, which was manageable. The air was chilled to perfection also. Feeling lazy, he made himself small and eased into the soft mattress. This was great. They only had another week until their vacation, now he could just relax. Or not. The door knob turned and in comes foot steps against the floor followed by the smell of pine trees. Kouga. The wolf demon made his way to his bedside and yawned.

"Hey Yash. Get up." No response. The black sheets only shifted meaning that Inuyasha burrowed his head underneath his pillow to escape the noise. Kouga sighed. "Inuyasha. Get up. Hellooo??" He took his shoulders and began to shake them.

Antigone made clicking noises. The wolf glared at her as she continued like an alarm clock.

"Get up…"

"No. Get off of me."

"Come on. You have to."

"No…" Kouga let go of him and sighed. He made his way to the doorway and made sure that he was able to make a clean get away.

Do not try this around friends who date.

"Inuyasha! I had sx with your girl friend last night!" Wrong answer. Kouga started running.

The wolf made his way into the kitchen where every one was with a black eye.

"You guys Inuyasha's up…" Ayame looked up at him and gasped.

"What happened to your eye!?"

"Inuyasha." The name said it all. She handed him ice and he refused. It would heal in a hour.

"Why? What did you do to him this time." A sick smile made his way to his face.

"Told him I did Kagome." She rolled her eyes as he started laughing. Kagome almost spit up her water. Ayame shoved the bag into his chest. It hurt her, but she couldn't help but giggle alittle.

"Kouga your're sick!"

Through this, Inuyasha entered in holding his head with Antigone on his shoulder. Kagome's eyes brightened. Inuyasha nearly fell over by her forceful hug.

"INUYASHA!! YOU'RE AWAKE!!"

"Ummm…..yeah…..but I feel awful…." Sango threw a piece of toast crust at Miroku's head as he looped his arm around Rin's waist.

"Oh, you passed out." She answered trying to find more toast to throw at him.

"I did?"

"Yeah…you were out like a –" Inuyasha sneezed nearly knocking off his pet.

"Whoops. Sorry Tigs'." Kagome frowned feeling his fore head.

"Are you okay? I think you have a fever?"

"I'm fine really." A noise escaped from the one eyed wolf.

"Yeah right! Before you go fainting on us again like a little girl, go take some medicine or something!!" Strike two for Kouga. The hanyou made a fist and his eyes flashed red.

"Listen here wolf! You're starting to piss me off!"

"Why! Because Kagome was in my bed last night!" Inuyasha handed Rin his pet and pulled out of Kagome's protective grasp.

"YOU'RE DEAD!!" They listened closely. There was the sounds of thumping and things falling down. There was slamming and stuggles and much more. Then it went silent. In comes Inuyasha looking refreshed, but yet still sick. Kouga follows in a moment later holding his bruised ribs. His lip was bleeding.

"Say another word about Kagome again you Ass hole. Just say the word." Kouga glared.

"Geeeeeezzzz I was just pulling your leg!!"

"Oh yeah that's sooooo fun-" Once again, He sneezed unpredictably. Aand on top of that, His throat hurt. Kirara shoock her head.

"Looks like somebody's got the cold" She sing songed.

"I do not."

"You do too."

"Not!"

"Too."

"N-" Inuyasha sneezed once more. "Crap!! I can't be sick! I feel fine!" The hanyou was set on proving himself wrong. His body over came him without any sympathy. Miroku stood up and placed a hand on his forehead.

"I may not fully know a lot about the demon body, but I know for sure that you have fever."

"No!! I haven't been sick since last year!!"

"Well you are now Yash…bad time to get it too. You'll be miserable once we get on the plane next week….."

Inuyasha grabbed handfuls of his fluffy white hair.

"Nooooo!! (cough)"Kagome made a face.

"Aww…Yash don't listen to him. I'm sure you'll be able to go by then…"

"Yeah sure! Why me! Why not Kouga! He's dumb and high all the time!" Kouga threw knoves at him with his eyes.

"I am not high! Sess says it's the Ibiprophen…"

"Suuuuurrrreeee….." Ayame rolled her eyes.

Inuyasha took Antigone.

"Well seeing that I'm sick, me and Antigone are gonna go and pity ourselves in front of the T.V. until we fall asleep." He took some tissues and went off on his way. Once he was gone, Kouga felt around his ribs.

"Damn Kagome, you got one protective guy." Kagome sighed.

"Yeah. A sick one now. I really hope he gets better before the week goes by." Sango smiled.

"Don't worry Kags! I know just the right way of making him feel better! Don't you worry!" Her friend nodded back

Let the games begin….

(Kouga feels his ribs)

Kou: That hurt Inuyasha!

Inu: Screw you Kouga. Kagome's mine!

Kou: Yeah right! She'd rather be with-

(Kagome comes up to Inuyasha)

Kag (seductively and hintingly): Hey Yash, I know a way to make you feel better...

(closes in on one another)

Inu (seductively and hintingly): Is that so? Heh, show me.

(the two make out right in front of an angry Kouga)

Kou: Hello!! Are you listening to me!! HEEELLLOOOO!!

(the couple moves toward bedroom and close the door right infront of him. )

Kou: Not cool!

(door opens briefly and Inu shoos Antigone out the room)

Inu: Your're not old enough to be exposed to this. (Smiles evily at Kouga) Why don't you give Kouga some company??

Ant: ):D

Kouga: uh...nice lizard thingy...nice girl!

(runs for the hills past giggling bedroom)

Kou: AYAAAAAMMMMEEEEE!!

Lol. Hah ha ha. -Sigh- I love IXK!! Kouga, you'll get Ayame soon. Now review if you will! Or I'll get Antigone on you!! Now won't i Tigs? Lol. Just kidding...or maybe I'm not??