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Tollhouse Terror and Mistress Mandy

The 19 year old laid upside down flicking over channels on the cable. His pet laid against his stomach and made quieter clicking noises. He was used to it now. In the past, it was somewhat annoying. Inuyasha rolled his eyes.

"Boring…" he changed the channel "boring…" Parish Hilton's show comes on and he cringes "Just flat out corny…."He changes more channels and gets to a horror movie.

"No! Please! Don't! I don't want to die!!"

He rolled his eyes as a pretty red haired girl shrinks into the corner.

"Then run you doofus!"

"Mwahahahhahahahaha!! Yes! Your're destiny is sealed!" The sounds of a knife being brought down could be heard.

"AAAAAAIIIEEEEEEEEEEE!! UGH! (Blood spurts) AAhhhhhhh! (Get's stabbed repeatedly)"

"Now let me just get this head off!"

"I'm still- alive!! N-n-no!"

Inuyasha watched with a look of boredom. He didn't notice that Sango had propped her legs up across his mid section as the Iguana hissed. She raised her eyebrow's watching the gory scene unraveled infront of them.

"No!! Stop!! Please! AAAAAAIIIIEEE- (Head is swiped off her shoulders and the body falls, still moving for a few seconds)

Sango cringes and watches her friend who doesn't even look like it affected him.

"How could you watch that with a straight face?"

"How can't anyone. That girl was such an idiot. And how does your body still move after….lame movies these days"

Inuyasha and Kagome watched horror movies like drug addictions. Mainly with straight faces or bursting out laughing in the theatre's. I guess it was pretty damn funny how movie directors really highlighted the human stupidity a lot. They laughed at The Exorcist, they laughed hysterically at Saw, and anything that people had nightmares about. Weirdo's.

"Well Inuyasha, I have a way for you to get better! It's a Ouasaan family secrete. She hoped off her friend who looked bored.

"Is this gonna hurt…I can't feel my head as it is…"

"No really!! It'sssssss…." She pulled out a, what looked like a perfectly baked cookie. Inuyasha's eyes widened.

"No! Not again!!"

/Memory Sequence in the 6th Grade/

"Happy birthday Inuyasha!!" Sango cheers and hands him a cookie.

"Sweet!" Takes a bite and doesn't get to swallow it. The terrible dough get's spat back out. "What is this!! This is gross!!" Start to Itch neck. "Why am I itching so much??"

"Oh! Oooopppsss…..hee-hee…." Sways back and forth. "I forgot that you were allergic to garlic paste…" Inuyasha flies to the closest trash bin to throw up. Then goes to find some Hydrocortizone.

"Oh that! Come on Inuyasha, that was so long ago! I've gotten much better now! Taste it…" Inuyasha shielded his mouth instantly.

"Look Sango, I don't want to be mean, but I'm gonna be mean. Your baking skills suck."

"So! These are better now! Family recipe!!" She went to pry off his hand. "Don't be stubborn!!1"

"No!"

"Yes!!"

"No!!" By accident, Inuyasha swung his hand and the cookie went flying. It landed on the ground, leaving a nick in the hardwood floor. Starlted, the two distangled themselves from their positions on the couch and checked the small treat. Sango smiled sheepishly.

"Uh….heh heh heh, I can fix that?" Inuyasha picked up his blanket and his lizard.

"You know what, I'm just gonna go try to sleep it off…" Sango panicked she picked up the rock hard cookie and tried to go after him.

"Wait!! I can fix it!! I can fix it! So it has no yeast, so what!!" He disappeared around the corner leaving her all alone. She sighed out of her hard bakery work and looked down at the cookie smelling it. The smell nearly killed her. "Okay, so maybe I shouldn't give him these…"

Inuyasha was almost to his room when Miroku blocked his path in the hallway.

"Can I help you!"

"No my friend. Can I help you." Inuyasha crossed his arms and sniffled.

"With what?"

"Getting better!! Come on! Step into my office!" Miroku basically dragged him into his bed room and shove him onto his bed while he took his desk chair.

"Owww…..could you be a little more gentle!"

"Let us begin. " Miroku swivled behind him to his desk and got out his clip board. "Just answer these questions, and I'll try to diagnose you as best as I can."

"Whatever."

"Okay um….how long have you and Kagome dated?"

"For about a year…."

"Who was your last girl friend?"

"Kikyou Noushima."

"Okay…um…another Kagome question. Let's see….oh right! How's you sex life with Kagome going?" Inuyasha's eyes widened.

"What! What does that have anything have to do with my being sick!"

"Don't worry about that…just answer the question."

"I'm not answering that question! I refuse completely…"

"What? It's not like I can't hear you guys from down the hall!" Inuyasha blushed before getting angry.

"Miroku you pervert!!"

"Well it wasn't intentional! That was the only time!! It was about a few days ago!!"

"You make me sick…"

"No. You do."

"Shut up! Can I go now!"

"No!! Not yet!!"

"What!!"

"I heard that having a good time in the bedroom could strengthen the body!!" Inuyasha pushed his locks out of his face.

"Thanks Miroku, but I had sex ed in the 5th grade! I'm not in the mood for this!" Once again, he began making his way out of Miroku's office. Miroku wasn't done yet though. He stuck his head out into the doorway.

"DON'T YOU WANNA FEEL BETTER!! I'LL GET KAGOME!!" No response.

An hour later, Inuyasha ended up in front of the T.V. again. He was bored out of his mind too. Antigone laid in his lap and was clicking contently again. The hanyou looked down at her.

"What's that suppose to mean??"

(Click! Click!)

"I think I lost my mind talking to a lizard."

(Click..click)

The door bell rang as if it were a call to heaven.

"Finally! Some people I could piss off!" He made it to the doorway just before the whole other group had. Everybody was curious in that way. Inuyasha answered the door with his friends behind him. There on the front steps was a curvy blonde in 5 inch heels and a leather suit that looked like it was for a giant 10 year old. She wore a mask over her tanned face and wielded what looked like a whip in her hands. Okay. It didn't get any worse than this.

"Who the hell are you?" He snapped. The woman slashed her whip skillfully making a strict crack through the air which startled them. She flipped her hair back seductively.

"I'm mistress Mandy of course!" She lowered her voice. "And I heard that some people here have been" she squinted her eyes, "Naughty…." Inuyasha took a deep breath and closed his eyes.

"I don't know what you're talking about lady!" Kagome interrupted. The mistress put her hands on her hips. "Pipe down Pepper! What is he your guy or something…look, someone's got to get laid…." Miroku pushed his way forward to the girl.

"Look ma'am.-"

"Mistress Mandy."

"Whatever your name is. Just my friend if you will." He shoved Inuyasha forward roughly.

"WHAT!! MIROKU!!" Inuyasha roared. Kagome wasn't happy by this at all if you could obviously picture. The Mistress took his wrist.

"Come along now! I got another house call at 12!"

"Get off of me!" Kagome took the other wrists.

"Get off of him you skank!! He's mine!" The mistress frown persistently.

"Move it Pepper! I don't wanna hurt you!!"

"My names not PEPPER!!" She pulled on him harder. Inuyasha, stuck between this tug'o'war of love and lust winced. This back and forth motion was making him dizzy.

"Leave my boyfriend alone!!"

"NO!! They make the call! I make the fun sweetie! And he's hot! I won't mind doing my job for a change." Inuyasha' looked like the dog that knew he was going tobe neutered.

"KAGOME DO SOMETHING!!" Kagome pulled harder and her sneakers dug into the front steps.

"It's okay Yash! I'll save you!!" From the doorway, the others glared at Miroku. Sango waved her spatula in front of him asif she were to reprimand him.

"What were you thinking!! You sent a strippper to our house!! Inuyasha already has Kagome!!" Miroku stood his ground.

"Well I thought that he needed to relax a little! Get in with his more, intimate side." They all glared at him. Kouga sighed.

"And they thought I was bad…" Rin made her way to the brawl.

"Um look, Mindy…-"

"IT'S MISTRESS MANDY! MAAAANNNNDDDDYYYY!!"

"Um, yeah whatever, look, Inuyasha is in a relationship at the moment, and this is probably the worse thing for it right now…" Mandy let his wrist go and he stetched his shoulder. She thought about a compromise.

"How bout I do the both of them then!" They cringed.

"NO!! NOT THAT EITHER!" Mistress folded her arms and Miroku stepped forward.

"Now wait just a damn second! Inuyasha I paid good money for her!!" He made it sound like he was wasting food rather than a woman.

"OH REALLY! WELL YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I PAID FOR HER!" He pointed to Kagome who stood behind him. "I PAID NOTHING BUT A BEATING HEART!" The girls in the door way smiled.

"Awww…..that's so sweet!!"

Miroku gasped and put on a hand to his heart.

"You can at least thank me for the thought! I was just thinking about your well being!" The hanyou grit his teeth.

"She dislocated my shoulder Miroku! Now I'm going to bed! Go find some else to seduce!" He stomped off into the house. Miroku turned to the stripper.

"Well I paid for a full hour! Now I'm getting it! Come on Mistress-" Sango stepped in the way.

"Not so fast Miroku! You're coming with me!! Your're gonna help me with my new batch of snickerdoodles"

"NOOOOOO!!" He cried as she took him by the ear. The mistress shrugged and head back to her car.

"Wow…that's one crazy house! But have no fear! I shall return for the hottie tomorrow!! MWUHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA!!" Her car pulled out of the drive way and down the street.

Mm: MWUHAHAHHAHA!! PUNISHMENT FOR ALL! PUNISHMENT FOR ALL! FEAR MISTRESS MANDY!! FEAR MEE!!

Inu + Kags: o-0

MM: I'M NOT CRAZY PEOPLE!! JUST SCREWED THAT'S ALL!

(Sango walks in)

San: Hey, how bout a cookie!

MM: Wow! These look perfect! (takes a bite and her front tooth falls out.)

MM: Aeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!! MY TEETHE!! I CAN'T DO BLOW JOBS WITHOUT THEM!!

INU+KAG+SAN: Too much detail...

mm: You'll pay! YOU'LL ALl PAY!

iNU: Get her Tigs!!

(The red and black lizard comes in wearing a spiked collar.)

Ant: SSSssssssss...

Mm: Get your dragon away from me!! EEEEEKKK!!

(Runs for hills)

(I come out of nowhere)

Inu+Kag+San: WHAT!? THE AUTHOR! Kasmik AliSauden!?

kk: That's right!! (winks) Stay tuned and...-

all: Review!!

Ant: SSSSSssssss!!

kk: Hey I have an idea!! Let's do the soldier boy!! WHOOOO!!

INU+KAG+SAN: ...YEAAH!!

(Starts dancing to random music)

kk: (pants) STAY TUNED FOR NEXT CHAPTER!! (kisses Iguana) Ain't she cute!!