The next day started out like any other: Jaypaw beat the living crap out of Leafpool with many cuss words, Lionpaw wrestled and won many fights, and Hollypaw stuffed herself with mice. Then, their grandtom Firestar gave them $344, 6034, 3234, 322, 3334, 1334, 329, 43, 01 dollars.

"YOU ALL BE CAREFUL!" yowled Squirrelflight when they left. "You want to drink milk and blow all the money?" Hollypaw asked them. Jaypaw in his man-purse said, "I 3 that idea." Lionpaw agreed, so they went to the Lakeside Gas Station. It was still closed, for the lazy owner known as Tallpoppy had forgotten to open it… AGAIN. An evil grin crossed Lionpaw's face. "Oh, no," Hollypaw muttered. "Lets invite all the apprentices," Lionpaw began, "And then we'll trash the place!" So they called Ivypaw, Dovepaw, Dawnpaw, Heatherpaw, Minnowpaw, Foxpaw, Icepaw, Flamepaw, Tigerpaw, Breezepaw, Hollowpaw, Mistypaw, and Reedpaw.

Lionpaw jumped onto the table, spraying silly string all over the place and singing:

"P-p-poker face! Mmmaaaama! P-p-poker face!" Foxpaw and Flamepaw were having a competition to see who could fit the most hot dogs in their noses. Hollowpaw and Dovepaw started to dance… really, really bad dancing. Suddenly there was a "Hello, my little monsters" and Lady Gaga walked in. "What's up?" she asked, and started singing "Poker Face". Breezepaw screamed, "OMG, Lady Gaga I love you!" Heatherpaw slapped him and snarled, "I thought you loved me!" Mistypaw started cracking up laughing, and Lionpaw saw the catmint in her paws. "Oh, God," Lionpaw had the chance to say before Mistypaw tackled him and squealed, "I love you, Liony!" "Help!" he pleaded. Tigerpaw and Reedpaw advanced and pulled her away.

Jaypaw started to talk about fashion with Dawnpaw and Dovepaw, so Lionpaw started to dance. Suddenly he saw a smoothie machine, he shoved his face under it, and cats began to yell, "Jug! Jug!" Then, suddenly, the cops ran towards the store, busted open the doors, and screamed, "Hooligans!" Brambleclaw, one of the cops, saw his three fake kits and he scowled. Rowanclaw, Crowfeather, and Hawkfrost, the other cops, started clubbing the apprentices like crazy and slinging them into bags: marked ThunderClan, WindClan, RiverClan, ShadowClan… and for some strange reason, SkyClan.

"Why did you break a gas station?" Brambleclaw the cop asked as he drove them home in the police car. "I am going to be completely honest, and not blame anyone," Hollypaw sighed, then she pointed at Lionpaw and accused, "Lionpaw made us!" "Nuh uh! It was Jaypaw and his man-purse!" Lionpaw roared. Jaypaw started to blame Hollypaw, and Brambleclaw banged his head against the window and thought, Why, why, did I have to have kits?

Flash6004: So, 'paws, did you learn your lesson?

Hollypaw: Maybe.

Jaypaw: I need to name my man-purse.

Lionpaw: I want to trash another place!

Flash6004: You got it! *smiles evilly*