There's always been something about you
Chapter 3
Really?
As soon as he got away from the toilets, Stan burst out laughing. Cartman was gay AND he fancied Kyle. He promised not to tell anyone but then again, what about all those promises Cartman had made? He never kept them, so why shouldn't he tell anyone? Well it was a big secret and no-one would believe him. So he was only going to tell one person; Kenny.
"Hey Kenny" Stan said, smirking.
"Hey Stan. You look...happy.." Kenny said.
"Look, Kenny. If you found out someone was, let's say, gay, who had been making fun of gays for years, what would you think?" Stan said, holding back laughter.
"Someone like Cartman?" Kenny said while eating an apple.
"Umm..yeah." Stan smirked.
"Well that would kinda be stupid. Who would make fun of gays when they are one? Unless they're trying to hide it or something" Kenny mumbled.
"Well someone you know, Kenny, Is like that." Stan said letting out a bit of laughter
"You don't seriously mean? I mean..you sure? CARTMAN?" Kenny gasped
"Yep. He broke down in front of me in the boys toilets about it last lesson."Stan laughed.
"Cartman is gay? Holy shit..." Kenny said, shocked.
"Hey you guys" Cartman said whilst walking towards the table, warily looking at Stan.
"Hey ass-rammer" Kenny smirked
"What's that supposed to mean?"
"I think you know what I mean, Cartman"
"STAN!" Cartman shouted, glaring at Stan
Stan burst out laughing. "Sorry, I couldn't resist."
"GODDAMNIT STAN, YOU HAVEN'T TOLD ANYONE ELSE HAVE YOU?"
"No Cartman, I haven't told your future boyfriend Kyle. You have no reason to worry." Stan laughed.
"Dude, You fancy Kyle?" Kenny smirked.
"SHUT UP GUYS OTHERWISE YOUR BOTH GONNA GET A BLACK FUCKING EYE!" Cartman yelled.
"But you do fancy Kyle"
"NO I FUCKING DON'T!" Cartman shouted
"Dude, you do. You told me in the bathroom idiot." Stan rolled his eyes.
"Okay maybe I do have a little crush on Kyle. But your not going to tell anyone okay?"
When Cartman looked up, Stan and Kenny were giggling and looking behind him.
"WHAT?" he said, turning around.
He was shocked to see Kyle standing there, eyes wide, face pale. He dropped all his books, and ran out of school.
"NOW LOOK WHAT YOU'VE FUCKING DONE!" Cartman shouted, running after Kyle.