This is another chaos chapter! My personal fav if I may say so myself!!! Lol...with out further ado, my new chapter! R&R!
Disaster D.I.Y.
Morning had arrived once more with all the teens sprawled out on the floor from exhaustion. Kagome had curled up between her "protectors": Inuyasha and Kouga. She had felt the heaviness of sleep hold her down against the carpet. It was overall a peaceful moment for them all…and then as usual, there was chaos.
Like the fourth of July, all of their cell phones busted out in an explosion of ringing. Kouga flinched at his vibrating in his pocket and groaned waking Kagome and Inuyasha besides him. The hanyou frowned at the frenzy of ironic ringtones blaring off.
"What the hell??" He cursed tapping on the touch screen of his own cell phone. He almost died at what he saw. It was indeed a text message...which read something like this….:
Hey Yash! It's your parents! We're coming over to visit everyone before you leave with Totosai on vacation! See you! Bye! Love you!
-Z and Taisho….
The hanyou grabbed handfuls of his hair. It was a miracle he had a full set of hair.
"NOOOOOOO!!!!" He growled. He wasn't alone, everyone started getting the message sooner or later. Shippo snapped his phone shut.
"My flipping parents are coming!" He groaned.
"Mines are too!" Ayame mumbled. They sat in silence messing around with their phones until Kagome had finally realized something. She gasped sparking instant worry.
"Kagome what's the matter?" Miroku asked. She got to her feet in a hurry.
"Do you guys have any idea what this means!" It was either they missed something, or Kagome had took one of Kouga's pills. No one knew. Rin took a stab at it.
"Uhh…..does it mean that just want to see us?" She shook her head.
"No! It means that they want to spy on us to see how well we're doing on our own!" Their eyes had floated around looking at each other. None of them really brought up their living style. It was quite simple actually….you lived. That was it. They were just fortunate to have a house full of neat freaks and somewhat responsible people. And when I say somewhat, I really mean somewhat.
Inuyasha had pieced this together too.
"Oh sh%t! That means that we have to impress them!! IN ONLY A FEW HOURS!" Panic set off in the room in a matter of seconds. Kouga held his temples.
"I'll have to tuck my shirt in!"
"I can't read playboy!" He pouted.
"I can't be a cat!" Kirara sniffed. Ayame stood up and looked at her watch.
"Okay, we have 2 hours to make this place look perfect!" Shippo made a face.
"But it's clean already-"Ayame squinted and got in his face in a second.
"But not perfect…." She whispered harshly. Being just 14, he was a little spooked by her lost mind. Rin gathered her sweater on the floor.
"Well what are we waiting for! Let's get started!" She cheered. Yet again, a big mushroom cloud.
It was wars of the households now.
Kouga and Ayame
"Chim-Chimney…."
The wolf pair gazed down into the chimney from the roof. All they could smell was burnt…..something….. They couldn't even put their fingers on what it might be. Ayame swiveled her hair into one pony rather than her signature two. Dirty jobs….oh goodie.
"Do you wanna go first Kouga?" She sighed with hesitation like it was even an option. The wolf groaned and grabbed the giant broom-like pole. Taking a firm a grip of the stick, he lowered it into the ground. Just a little lower…just a little…. Ayame watched as half way down, it got stuck. Kouga wrinkled his face and frustration.
"You cannot be kidding me!" He spat. The two rolled their eyes and put their hands on it trying to yank it loose.
"What the hell is it stuck to!" Ayame cried as both of them were pulling at the stuck pole. They climbed up onto the ledge of the large brick tunnel and looked down the 4 floors of their manor. Kouga scratched his head.
"Hmmm…." They continued observing the depths of the chimney. Until they heard it. Harsh and random.
(Caw! Caw!)
The wolves exchanged looks and backed away from the ledge with caution. They didn't want to end up like Inuyasha.
"What is that?" Ayame squeaked. They flinched as the pole jerked down further into the darkness.
(Caw! Caw! Caw!)
Curious, Kouga climbed back over the ledge of the chimney.
"Some annoying bird… let's just try and get him out…" Gripping the pole he made a big mistake. He yanked It out with force…then….As if out of nowhere, a vulture swooped out of the darkness followed by what seemed like a million of bats. The two freaked out in an instant. Ayame screamed her head off as the whirl of feathers and screeching bats flew around her.
"KOUGA!!! AEEEIII!!!!!" She shrieked. The wolf girl dove for him crushing him in a fear embrace. Wrong move! Loosing his balance on the tangled bungee strings and the force of the hug, Kouga toppled backward. Now they were both screaming.
Both were free falling head first, through the chimney darkness. Their screams whilring in the tight space.
They held each other screaming and anticipating when their heads would crack open. Luckily, it didn't come.
They stopped right at the ground level. Ayame opened her clenched eyes to see them dangling upside down by the bungee cord. Kouga coughed out some soot.
"Duuuuddddeeeee……." A voice snickered. There stood Inuyasha and Kagome, dying in hysterical laughing.
"You two look like Burnt Smerfs!" The hanyou commented. The couple continued their laughing wretching their guts. Ayame untangled themselves.
"HA HA HA! Very funny you two!" She hissed. Kagome shook her head.
"No wait! My turn! My turn!" She wiped tears of laughter away. "You two look like something outta Smash Bros!" They broke out laughing again and started walking away continuing their outburst repeating: "SMERFS!!! (LAUGHS) MARIO CART!"
Inuyasha, Sango, Miroku and Kagome
"Shake It"
After laughing their asses off about the two in the fireplace, it was time to get to work. In the kitchen that is.
Four faces stood before what looked like a blown up egg yolk in a serving platter. Miroku frowned.
"Um….Kagome….are you sure it's suppose to look like that?" He questioned. Kagome shrugged checking her recipe book.
"Um…it looks fine to me…" It only took 3 seconds to see that the egg white deflated before their eyes. Sango raised a brow observing the picture in the book and their "masterpiece"
"That doesn't look much like a soufflé to me." She snorted. The hanyou snorted back.
"Sango, oh please! Like you're the one to talk!" She spat her tongue out at him. Really mature guys. Miroku prodded at the deflated soufflé.
"Maybe me and Inuyasha should do the smoothies while you guys get that chicken defrosted." Miroku suggested. They exchanged looks across the counter top and shrugged.
Inuyasha and Miroku worked in the chilled fruits and yogurts.
"Okay," Inuyasha began. "Easy as that…"
"Now all we gotta do is blend it and we're done!" Miroku began. He flicked on the switch and the contents began to swirl into a pink choppy mess. So…they waited…and they waited…and they waited some more. Yet still, there were strawberries and melons that were STILL whole… and these boys don't have the attention span or the patience to wait. Inuyasha couldn't take it anymore
"UGH! We don't have much time!" He snapped. Frustrated he turned up the dial on high. At first it was fine….then it started making "choking" noises. The middle where the blade was, sunk in creating a space of air.
Both guys examined it.
"Wait a second…" Miroku began…something doesn't feel r-" The smoothie shot up into the air like a volcano. Pink covered them in a second. Sango and Kagome squeaked and ran over in a second.
"What did you two do!" Sango cried shielding her face with a pot cover. Kagome scrambled for the Power button.
"Where is it!!!" Her voice called. She made a mad dash around the counter along with everyone else, only to slip and crash into Inuyasha, who slid into Sango, who slammed into Miroku, who fell to the floor.
Now one with the hardwood, Inuyasha reached up from his space on the ground and yanked the cord out.
"Found it." He called.
Each refused to move. Covered in a pink sticky smoothie, they sat there, tangled in each other pitying themselves.
"Hey guys…" Kagome said softly.
"Yeah." They replied.
"Do we suck at smoothies or what?"
"I'm pretty sure we suck." Miroku chimed. Like the goofy idiots they were, they bursted out laughing in their own stupidity.
Kirara and Shippo
"The Jacked Up Life"
Shippo and Kirara were on their knees scrubbing at the floors. Being the youngest, they got stuck with the dirty jobs. Tile duty. Gross…
The fox boy, and cat girl sat up and leaned on each other wearily. Fingers tingling with harsh polish materials. Shippo sighed like a whale.
"...This is chips!" Kirara shook her head still smiling happily and started singing.
Kirara: "It's a jacked up life. For us! It's a jacked up life! For us!"
(Shippo joined in while scrubbing.)
Both: "Steada' treated-!"
(The rung their rags in sync.)
Shippo: we get tricked! (Thinks of Inuyasha)
Both: Steada kisses-!
Kirara: We get gypt!
Both: It's a jacked up life!
(Kirara shines until she can see her face)
Kirara: Got no rights to speak of-!
(Shippo shrugs)
Shippo: So?-
(Both face each other )
Both: It's the jacked up ones we know!
Shippo: Cotton blankets-!
(Kirara slaps off gloves)
Kirara: Stead of wool!
(she pointed to him)
Shippo: Empty bellies-!
(both stand making a statement.)
Both: Stead of full! It's the jacked up life!
(Kirara pouts)
Kirara: Don't feel like the hanyou's always howl'n!
Shippo: Don't you want Kouga to just get a life!
Kirara: Every day don't you wanna punch their face in?
(Both link arms)
Both: Then we'd be living in the spotlight!
(Leap up on the coffee table)
Shippo: Everyone likes to wake you when you're sleep-ing
Kirara: No one here has the capacity to thiiiink!
(Shippo turns to her.)
Shippo: When I ask them whats my favorite coloorrr….
Both: I'm pretty sure that they all say it's piiiiinnk!!! Ohhhhhhh! It's a jacked up life for us! It's a jacked up life! For us! No one cares for you a smidge! When you live with teen age kids! It's the jacked up life!!!!
Kirara: Why?
Both: Cause no one cares 'bout you a smidge! When you live with teenage kids!! It's the jacked up life!
Shippo" It's the Jacked up liiiifffeee!
Kirara: It's the jacked up liiiiffeeee!
(Both throw hands up in the air)
Both: IT'S-THE-JACKED-UP LIIIIIIIFFFFEEEEE!
They plopped down on the couch feeling satisfied of their random music number. Shippo turned to his friend.
"Ha, ha, one hit wonder!" She smiled in approval.
"Definitely!"
Sesshomaru and Rin
"Animal Decor"
Sesshomaru and Rin waited impatiently at the door. Fluffy constantly was checking the clock on his cell phone as his friend was humming happily to herself. The door bell rang sparking them with life. Finally what they had been waiting for! Sess opened the door quickly nearly. A man wearing a blue delivery suit and a clipboard stood
"Is this the….uh…." He took a frustrating 8 seconds to read his clipboard. ", the Sanyosho, Higurashi, Ousaan, Nazama, Tanaka, Hondaa, Ito,-"
"Yes! We're all here!" Sess snapped. "Where is it?" The man (who clearly looked pissed at his job) lifted a huge crate and placed it in front of them with apathy.
"You might want to open it now…" He suggested taking a step back. Rin bent down and already began to unclasp the hinge. She raised the lid and quickly shut it screaming, startling her friend.
"What is it!" He cried. Rin turned pale by the second.
"It's a peacock!" Delivery Man frowned.
"What? That's what you ordered!" Sesshomaru, master of emotion, threw him a rage filled look that melted skin.
"YOU IDIOT! WE JUST WANTED THE PEACOCK ICE SCULPTOR, NOT THE LIVE BIRD!" He yelled. The man turned to head back to his truck. It was like if the youkai was talking to himself.
"Sorry! But there's nothing I can do! This peacocks yours for 2 hours!" He shrugged and began to walk away.
"HEY! Don't just leave! We have no idea what to do with this thing!" Rin squealed as the giant bird raised its head, pushing through the box.
"Don't worry! It came with instructions!"
He drove off so quickly, the tires of his truck screamed and left the ugliest marks in road.
The two groaned and looked down at the brightly colored bird.
"Well let's look at the Brightside!" Rin began. "At least we he won't melt!" Sess held the bridge of his nose.
"Why me?"
Inuyasha, Sango, Miroku and Kagome
"Bizarre Soup"
Four figures both stood before a completely defrosted chicken, well cooked and perfect.
"Finally! We actually made something edible!" Kagome cheered. They all sighed and fanned themselves with whatever they could find. Inuyasha moved to the oven
"Okay…now we just have to get that stew thing out.-" They watched as he took one look at the stove and sighed heavily rubbing his temples.
"What's wrong now?" Sango cried. They had labored in the kitchen for what seemed like the whole day…now there was this new ugly failure. Inuyasha didn't even look at them.
"Why the hell is it BLUE!!!" Curious, the "kitchen staff" made their way over to the stove and saw that their labored side dish was in fact blue. Kagome sulked.
"But we did EVERYTHING right!" She stirred the soup around trying to find their flaw. There was nothing wrong with it besides it color.
Miroku though for a moment.
"Well should we keep it-"
"HELL YEAH!" The three cut in. Sango turned off the stove.
"It's just the color that's throwing it off! And we worked too hard on it!" The Nazama frowned.
"HOW ARE WE EVER GOING TO PULL THIS OFF!!!" The world will never know…but the parents were coming…VERY soon…and only one person could save them.
Kagome stepped up to the plate.
"Well….I have an idea….and we don't have to do anything but work harder…." She declared. Eyes watched her positivity.
And so the games begin…