A\N: Hello everyone!! I'm in Colorado right now and my internet really really sucks and so I won't be able to update as often as I will like and I'm really sorry because I know alot of people like this story and all, but I'm going to try my best! I'll be back at home in August and I'll try to update ASAP when I get back!! Love you all!

Camp Rock

Chapter 11

My own version of Camp Rock told in Shane's point of view

The next morning, I woke up to a high-pitched screaming. I smirked when I realized it was Tess. Jason and Nate woke up, too. We looked at each other and laughed. Mitchie came into the cabin. "Holy shit, can you hear her scream?" she laughed and sat down in a chair.

I nodded and yawned. It was nine in the morning – way too early to be up and about. Jason, Nate, and I had fallen asleep in yesterday's clothes, being the lazy people we are. I'll tell you what, wearing skinny jeans to bed is not the most comfortable choice there is. I got out of bed and went outside. There was a mob of people gathered around the cabin a couple yards away – Tess's cabin.

I folded my arms and smirked when I saw Tess crying. Uncle Brown was there too, trying to get Tess to calm down. Over dramatic bitch. She pointed to me. "It was Shane! Shane did it!"

"What did Shane do?" I asked.

She walked over to me and poked me with an accusing finger. "You know damn well what you did!"

I shrugged. "I don't have a clue, actually. I heard screaming and came out here to see what was wrong."

Uncle Brown came over to me. "Did you do it?"

"Do what?" I asked, pretending to be totally clueless. It's a good thing I'm a good actor, otherwise this would have never worked out.

My uncle whispered, "You did it didn't you?" he was smiling.

I whispered back, "Oh yeah."

"Good job."

He walked away.

Tess called out after him. "Wait! Brown! Wait! We still haven't settled this! Something bad needs to happen to Shane!" She gave up when Uncle Brown kept on walking. Tess went over to me. "I know you did this! Wait until I get my hands on you!"

She stormed away.

"Thanks for breaking my arm, by the way!" I called out after her.

Tess held up her middle finger and went back into her cabin. I laughed a bit and then went back to my cabin. Jason and Nate had changed clothes and Mitchie was gone. I hopped back in my warm bed and went to sleep.

X X X

I was having a really crazy dream – I was robbing a Walmart. How crazy is that? Like I need to steal from a trashy place like that! All of the sudden, I heard someone talking. I opened my eyes and saw Mitchie standing over by my bed. "What? Are you still asleep? You lazy piece of shit!"

"Lazy – yes. Shit – no. I'm sleeping because it's summer and that's what we lazy people do," I explained, sitting up. "You know, that was really hostile and uncalled for."

She ignored me and continued talking. "We have to plan the next revenge. Today's our free day so we're going to do some planning. Jason and Nate are still eating lunch, but they will be here soon," Mitchie told me.

I nodded and went over to the table – our "Table Of Ass Kicking". I grabbed my notebook and a pen. "So I was thinking of some ideas, and I came up with a good one. Here's what we do – we fill a trashcan up with water and other crap and then we lean it up against Tess's door. We knock on the door and then run. When she opens the door, all the shit will pour out all over her!"

Mitchie laughed. "That's brilliant! But then again, I'll have to go find a new cabin…"

I shrugged. "Go stay in your mum's cabin."

She nodded. "Yeah. I'll go move later. Got any other ideas?"

I smirked. "Well I was thinking of some good sleeping pranks. We could duct tape her to her bed while she's sleeping… or we could grease her floor so when she wakes up she slides everywhere. We could write dirty messages on her when she's sleeping…"

By now, Mitchie was laughing really hard. "Stop! I'm gonna die of laughter! You need to write all of these down!"

"Already on it," I said as I began writing in my journal.

Nate and Jason came into the cabin.

"Oh, hey Mitchie!" Jason said as he sat down at the table.

Mitchie waved. "Hi. We were just thinking of major Tess sabotage. Shane, show him the list,"

I nodded and pushed the list toward my band members. They read it and laughed. Nate grabbed the pen and wrote some other ideas down. They were pretty clever, actually. I would have never thought of some of those things.

Jason put something about putting her in a sleeping bag with a rabid squirrel… that was taken off the list very quickly.

When we finished out list, it was around dinnertime. Damn, thinking of diabolical things really passes the time! It was time to put our first plan into action… We were going to take some of Tess's personal items and throw them into the boy's restroom of the dining hall, forcing her to go in there and get them.

While everyone went to the dining hall, Mitchie went into Tess's cabin and took some of her favorite stuff – one of which was her charm bracelet she just so happened to leave on her bed today. She brought her stuff into the dining hall and sat down with Jason, Nate, and me. Mitchie handed me the stuff and I stood up, heading over to the boy's restroom.

I held up the items. "Hey Tess!" I called out.

Tess turned around. "What?" she barked. Her jaw dropped when I opened the door to the boy's bathroom and threw her stuff inside of it. She shot up from her seat and raced over to me. "What the hell did you just do?"

I shrugged. "I don't know what you're talking about,"

"Everyone saw you!" Tess argued.

I turned to the other campers. "Did anyone see me do anything?" I asked loud enough so that everyone could hear. Everyone shook his or her head. I turned back to Tess. "Looks like you have no witnesses,"

She scoffed. "I saw – I'm a witness,"

"You can not be your own witness,"

"Sure I can!"

"No… you can't. Now I suggest that you go get your stuff before I flush it down a toilet," I opened up the door to the bathroom.

"No!" Tess called out. She rolled her eyes. "I'll go get it," She went into the bathroom.

I turned to all the campers. "HEY EVERYONE!" I yelled. "TESS JUST WENT INTO THE BOY'S BATHROOM!"

Everyone looked over to me and they all started laughing. A few people came over to where I was to see if it was really true. I went back to my table and we laughed. Suddenly, Tess came out of the restroom carrying her stuff and everyone erupted into laughter.

She shot us a glance. I shrugged with a smirk played across my face. The bitch got what she deserved… and trust me, this wasn't the worse; we have plenty in store for everyone's favorite crack whore.