Chapter two: Plan bust

"Miki! Ran! Su! Dia!" I called from down the stairs. Kukai had better know what he was getting himself into, Ami was no ordinary child. She was the master of pranks and mischief. "Hai Amu-chan!" My four Chara's responded in unison, each of them smiling brightly, I smiled back and lead them to the lounge room where Kukai had re-arranged the couch properly.

"What's up Amu-chan?" Ran asked slowly etching her way closer to Daichi in the process. I rolled my eyes and nodded over to Kukai; "Genius here thinks he can get Ami"

My Chara's blinked slowly; taking it in before they smiled then grinned then just cracked up in hysterical laughter, clutching at their sides as they did so. I turned to face Kukai a smirk on my face as I raised a brow to prove my point. He rubbed the back of his head nervously "I don't think I can, I know I can" His voice wasn't so convincing; I could already tell he was regretting his choice.

"Scared already?" I snickered, folding my arms over my chest.

Kukai grinned, "Iie, iie, as I said I have a plan"

I watched, bored as Kukai started setting up traps to catch my troublesome sister. It was quite funny actually, Kukai thinking he would be able to get her when I myself couldn't, heck not even Nadeshiko could and I know how she gets when she's hell bent on winning. Crazy stuff that's for sure, it took ages to clean the house up after that incident… not even my parents would let me live it down.

But Kukai was pretty determined himself, he seemed to be concentrating pretty hard on whatever the hell he was doing. If though, he did manage to pull this off I would be majorly impressed not to mention he would be my Hero.

The clock ticked and I suddenly felt restless, I was beginning to wonder where Ami was… it sure has been a while since I'd last heard her annoying laughter. "Ano, Kukai?"

He stopped what he was doing and looked at me, "Yeah?"

"I'm just going to go fetch something out of the toilet…"

He smirked and opened his mouth to speak but I cut him off quickly, "Don't ask" Kukai simply laughed a bit before he started once again on his 'plan' which I thought was a waste of time since Ami couldn't possibly fall for that.

I made my way back up the stairs and noticed the bathroom light was still on. That was odd… I could've sworn I had turned it off before I started chasing her down. As soon as I had reached the bathroom my eyes practically bulged, I couldn't believe it. The evil little—

"AMI!" I screamed in anger. She jumped up in surprise and let go of the object she held in her hands so that it fell into the toilet… just like she had done with my toothbrush. Ami grinned sheepishly and quickly back away putting her arms up in defense, "I didn't mean too! You shocked me and well…"

I rushed over to the toilet; of all the things she could've done she just had to do that. That was sixty gigs of my life… now gone… lost in the world of dirty toilet water, "YOU KILLED IT!" I turned to her then; I was going to strangle her!

"Uh-oh…" Ami breathed and fled out of the bathroom going back down the stairs. "UH-OH IS RIGHT! YOU'RE MINCE MEAT ONCE I GET YOU!" I hollered, following her down the stairs and running after her. Toothbrush I could handle being flushed, but my Ipod? That was too far, she had to be stopped before she sent me to the nuthouse.

She laughed wildly as she ran into the kitchen and into the lounge were Kukai was still getting everything ready. "Faster Amu-chan, Faster!" Ami chimed whilst running. Kukai stood up then reaching for Ami as she was about to pass but quickly she ducked out of the way narrowly avoiding him and sped off I however wasn't as short as she was so instead of ducking I accidentally ran into him, both of us landing on the floor with a hard, thump.

I had my eyes closed tight on the impact instinctively and groaned as the sudden pain shot through. That was the third time this night I had stacked it. Opening my eyes I was surprised to find Kukai underneath me, rubbing the back of his head with his hand.

"Oh" Was all I could say, as the blood rushed to my cheeks. Kukai looked up at me then, at first surprised at our position before a sly smirk tugged on his lips. "A bit aggressive are we?" He said jokingly. I frowned though I could tell my blush was still visible "Urusai, you were the one blocking the way" I muttered. He grinned widely "I don't see you trying to get up, could it be you planned this whole thing just to be with me?"

My eyes narrowed at this, if I had planned the whole would I really, honestly sacrifice my Ipod for that? I think not. "Honestly" I mumbled before getting off him, "Boys are all the same" Dusting myself off I walked away from him before Kukai's sudden outburst caught me by surprise.

"Matte! Hinamori-san don't—wait—,"

Too late.

I had already tripped the wiring which set off a series of mechanisms at full speed, and before I could even comprehend what was happening I was blasted with blue paint all over, then not even a split second after the first attack hurdles of white feathers flew at me covering the blue paint. I gasped and I thought the flour incident was bad. I blinked not understanding what was happening, everything was like it was being fast forwarded. I glanced at Kukai who had trouble keeping his composure as he eyed me. "Don't you dare" I seethed through gritted teeth.

He clutched at his side, he was trying not too but the urge was too strong and he cracked up in laughter. My Chara's including Kukai's had been sitting on the couch the entire time, seemingly enjoying the 'free' comedy show. I glared at them as they too toppled over in laughter.

"You know" Kukai started, having trouble completing his sentence as he continued laughing. "You look like a blue pink haired chicken"

I growled, picking at the feathers on my arm before throwing a few at him, though of course it didn't go far and instead slowly drifted to the ground. This of course only resulted in more laughing from him and the Chara's.

Rolling my eyes I let out a huff of breath before stomping my way back into the bathroom so I could get myself cleaned up. For his sake, Kukai better have a new strategy.

I'm sorry!
I said it was just going to be a two-shot but I guess it's longer than I expected… I hope you guys don't mind a three-shot… once again sorry.
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