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Camp Rock

Chapter 13

My own version of Camp Rock told in Shane's point of view

I sat down at the planning table. "So I was thinking Blonde Bimbo could use a hair appointment," I said and smirked.

Jason nodded. "Yeah. We should take her to Seventeen spa and salon,"

Mitchie gave Jason a weird look. "No. Just… just don't talk, ok?"

I continued talking about my plan. "Let's put black hair dye in her shampoo!"

Nate's face lit up. "Yeah!"

"I know; my ideas are just so awesome," I gushed and ate some of my pizza.

"Are we still gonna do the Jello thing?" Mitchie asked.

I nodded. "Of course."

After we planned some more, it was well past eleven. Uncle Brown came into the cabin. "Sorry to ruin your revenge planning, but Mitchie has to go back to her own cabin – camp rules,"

Mitchie sighed. "Fine. But I really don't get the point of that – just because I'm a girl and he's a guy doesn't mean we're gonna rape each other," she left our cabin.

I nodded. "Those rules are stupid, Brownie,"

He shrugged. "I know. I didn't make them," he sat down at the table. "So what have you been planning?" I like how my uncle is on our side.

I showed him the planning journal. "We want to put blue Jello powder in Tess's bed and then turn off the air conditioning so that she sweats and turns blue! Also, we want to put black hair dye in her shampoo,"

Uncle Brown laughed. "I could help you pull that off. I'll go buy hair dye and Jello mix," he stood up.

"Thanks Brownie!" I said. "Make sure to wake us up when you come back, ok?" My uncle nodded and left the cabin.

I went over to my bed. Jason and Nate got in their sleeping bags. I closed my eyes and slept while I waited for my uncle to come back.

"Hey. Wake up," I heard a voice. It was Uncle Brown.

I opened my sleepy eyes. "Did you get the stuff?" I asked.

He nodded. I yawned and got out of my warm blanket. I kicked Jason and Nate. "Wake up," I barked. They immediately awoke and got out of their sleeping bags.

Uncle Brown gave me a Walmart bag that had Jello mix and hair dye. I took the stuff out and we (including Uncle Brown) went over to Tess's cabin. Uncle Brown turned off the air conditioning and set the temperature to ninety. With the help of Jason and Nate, I poured the Jello mix on Tess all over her face, legs, and arms – anywhere that wasn't covered by clothes. Luckily she was wearing a tank top so it made it all the easier.

I put the black hair dye in the shampoo bottle and slipped it back to its proper location. It looked as if no one had been here. We left as quickly and as quietly as we could and waited for the morning.

X X X

There was screaming. I laughed and then went back to sleep. Around ten, I woke up again, hungry for breakfast. Jason and Nate were still sleeping so I decided not to wake them up. I went to the dining hall, only to see Tess standing there, her hair black and her skin blue.

I laughed. If only I had a camera. I went over to her. "Feeling blue today?" I smirked and grabbed a waffle. Tess's arms were a dark blue and so were her legs. Her face was a lighter colored blue and her blonde hair was now black. "Papa smurf would be so proud,"

Tess let out a huff of laughter. "Love the nails, darling,"

"What are you talking about?" I asked and looked at my hands. My nails were painted pink with red hearts on them! I gasped. "Oh no you didn't!"

"Oh yes I did!" she smirked and strutted over to her table.

I had a sudden urge to rip her apart, limb by limb. I cursed under my breath and went over to Mitchie's table. "She painted my nails," I said.

She nodded and bit her lip. "I saw when you walked in," she stabbed her waffle with her fork.

I groaned. I bet that everyone's seen the work of the bitch by now. I ignored the giggles from people hoping that they were about Tess – I mean if you saw her you wouldn't be able to help but to laugh.

Some random girl came up to me. "Oh my God! It's true! You actually are gay!"

That's it. I stood up and walked to the front of the dining hall. I stood on a box and got everyone's attention. "JUST TO SET THINGS STRAIGHT," (Literally.) I yelled so that everyone could hear, "I AM NOT GAY! TESS PUT JASON AND ME IN THE SAME SLEEPING BAG AND PAINTED MY NAILS,"

Some people started laughing and I pointed to Tess. "But don't worry; she's a smurf now so we're even," I let out a huff of laughter and went back to the table.

Tess stood up. "So if you're not gay, then why did you shave your legs?"

"What are you talking about?" I asked.

She pointed to my legs. "They're freshly shaved,"

I rolled up my long pants and saw that they were indeed shaved. How did I not notice this when I slept?! I rolled my pants back down and held up my middle finger. I gave Tess a glare as I went back to my table. "She fucking shaved my legs…" I mumbled.

Mitchie sighed. "What a fat cunt dyke whore slut bitch,"

"You said it…"

Jason and Nate sat down next to us. I turned to them. "Guess what? The bitch painted my nails and shaved my legs,"

"Ew," Nate complained and got up from the table.

Jason gave me a weird look. "Why did she paint your nails?"

I shrugged. "Maybe cause we turned her blue and dyed her hair black,"