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Chapter 16

My own version of Camp Rock told in Shane's point of view

"That wasn't funny, Shane," Uncle Brown told me. I could tell that he was still scared.

I was still laughing. "Yes it was! You scream like a girl!"

He rolled his eyes. "I take it you're not sick anymore?"

I shrugged. "I dunno," I licked the rest of the whipped cream off of my face.

Mitchie came over to us. "What's with all the screaming?" she asked.

I laughed again. "I pretended to have rabies and scared the crap out of my uncle."

She snickered. "That is pretty funny,"

"I know!" I gushed.

My uncle rolled his eyes again. "That wasn't funny at all," He mumbled something and then walked away.

Jason and Nate came over to me. "Hey," Nate greeted. "Are you not sick anymore?"

I nodded. "I feel better,"

He smiled. "Cool cause we want to go exploring. Want to come?"

I shrugged. "It's not like I have anything better to do,"

"Cool. Let's go," Nate said. He led the way as Mitchie, Jason, and I followed.

We walked past Tess. "Where are you going?" she asked.

I shrugged. "Places."

"Good luck with that," she sneered.

We went through the forest and I saw a couple of birds. Jason pointed to every single one of them. "BIRD!" he would shout and they would fly away. Then every time it would fly away, he would ask, "Why do they keep running away from me?!" And every time I would tell him he's an idiot and he would ask why… Hmmm…

Our little journey through the woods was cut short when we came across a cave. It was dark and scary and dripping. Mitchie looked inside. "I don't think anything's in there; let's go!"

I shook my head. "My mommy always taught me to stay away from dark caves,"

She scoffed. "Don't be such a baby! If you want you can hold my hand,"

"Uhh… no. Just stay away from the cave, ok?" I told her.

Mitchie went closer to the cave. "I'm gonna go in,"

"No! Stop! You'll get rabies!" I yelled.

She laughed. "Why are you so worried about rabies?"

"Because we're in the wilderness!" I defended.

Nate stepped up. "Yeah. Don't go in there, Mitchie. It could be potentially deadly!"

"Sure it could," she rolled her eyes. "I'm going in. Follow me if you dare,"

She slipped inside the cave and didn't even look back. Jason, Nate, and I exchanged glances. Suddenly, we heard a ear-piercing scream from inside the cave.

"MITCHIE!" I yelled and ran into the cave. It was really dark but the light from the entrance helped me navigate. I went down a tunnel and saw Mitchie sitting on the floor laughing her ass off. "That wasn't funny!" I exclaimed, nearing her. "You almost gave me a heart attack! I thought something scary happened!"

Mitchie looked up at me. "So you ran into a dark cave to save me? That's really heroic,"

I nodded. "Yeah. Now let's leave before something bad happens, ok?"

Jason and Nate came running towards us. "Are you ok?" Nate asked.

Mitchie got up from the floor. "Yeah. I just screamed so you guys would come in here,"

Nate scoffed. "That's not funny! I thought you were in danger!"

She rolled her eyes. "Can you people not take a joke?"

We shook our heads. "No," we said at the same time.

"Whatever. Let's go explore the cave," she said and started walking. I followed close behind.

"If something pops out and kills us, I'm blaming you," I said.

Mitchie let out a huff of laughter and we continued walking.

Suddenly, I heard something screech and something sounded like birds… only it wasn't a bird. A giant swarm of bats were heading straight towards us. I screamed as they flew past us. I felt something sharp poke into me and I looked down, only to see one of them biting me.

"Bats!" I screamed and pulled the bat off of my arm. It flew away and I looked down at my arm. It was bleeding as the bat had pierced my skin. I screamed. "I HAVE RABIES! I HAVE RABIES!"

Nate came rushing over to me. "Oh my God! It bit you! You do have rabies!"

I nodded, tears falling down my cheeks. "Oh my God! I'm gonna die! I'm gonna die!"

Mitchie looked at my arm. "Crap. We have to go back to camp right now," she said.

We ran out of the cave and back to the campsite with the tents. I was crying my eyes out and so was Jason. When we got back, I screamed, "RABIES! RABIES! I HAVE RABIES! I'M RABID!"

Tess looked over at me. "Rabies, eh?"

I stopped running and faced her. "I. HAVE. RABIES!"

"No you don't. You're such a faker," she sneered.

I narrowed my eyes. "Call me a faker again and I'll… I'll…"

"You'll what?" she asked.

"I'll bite you!" I threatened.

She let out a huff of laughter. "Sure."

I screamed in rage and then ran over to her, biting her arm, causing her to bleed. "OH MY GOD!" she yelled and shook me away. "You fucking asshole!"

"Now you have rabies, too! Ha ha!" I yelled.

Tess screamed and it was the loudest scream I've ever heard. "YOU GAVE ME RABIES?!"

Mitchie grabbed my arm and pulled me away. "We have to go tell your uncle,"

I nodded and ran over to my uncle. "Brownie! Brownie!"

"What? What?" he asked as he turned around.

I held out my arm. "RABIES! RABIES! I'm gonna die! I have rabies!"

Uncle Brown looked at my arm. "Oh my God!" he breathed. "What bit you?"

"A bat!" I cried.

Tess came running over to us. "RABIES! I HAVE RABIES!"

My uncle turned to her. "Did a bat bite you too?"

She shook her head and pointed to me. "No. Shane did! He bit me!"

He turned to me. "You bit her? And gave her rabies?"

"Well she was being mean!" I defended.

Tess started crying. "I'm gonna die! We're all gonna die!"

I ran around in a circle screaming. "RABIES!! I'M RABID!!" I fell to my knees and crawled around in a circle, growling and using my saliva to foam at the mouth. I made weird noises and thrashed around from side to side. "RRAAAABBBIIIIEEESSSSS!" I screeched. I rolled around in the dirt and hissed some more. "We're all gonna die!! It's the end of the world!!"