A\N: Here's the Smitchie chapter you all wanted!
Camp Rock
Chapter 18
My own version of Camp Rock told in Shane's point of viewUncle Brown had to go back to the camp (him being the director and all) and so Tess and I had to go with him. Apparently, we have to come back once a week for a month to get another shot. Trust me, I put up a fight and cried, but those doctor people are really persuasive! But they told me the other four aren't bad as the first one, and of course, I don't believe them. I mean, they're on my 'to die' list and you can't trust those people. Just like you can't trust George Bush. (He's number one on my list.)
Everyone had to go back to the camp with cabins because there was a risk of more campers getting rabies, so I walked into my cabin; Jason and Nate were there. Jason ran over to me and hugged me. "I'm so glad you're ok! I thought you died!"
I pushed him away. "No. I'm fine," I grumbled and sat on my bed. My arm still hurt like a bitch.
Nate sat on the bed next to me. "Do you want me to get you anything?"
"Waffles would be nice," I said and put my head on the pillow.
"It's nighttime… There are no waffles at night," he told me.
"Well go make some!" I barked.
He got up from my bed. "I'll go see if Mitchie's mum will make some for you," Nate set off.
Jason sat down on my bed. "That was really smart of you to give The Bitch rabies,"
I nodded. "I know. I think we're even now," I said.
"Aww but we were having so much fun being mean to her!"
I let out a huff of laughter. "Yeah, it was fun, but I want to apologize and make all this hate stop,"
Jason rolled his eyes. "Whatever,"
Nate came back carrying a plate of two waffles. They had chocolate chips and whipped cream on them. I held out my hand and he gave the plate to me. I ate my waffley-goodness quickly and shoved the plate back at him. He threw it away (it was plastic.)
Mitchie knocked on the door. "Shane?"
"Come in," I called out.
She opened the door and ran inside. "Oh my God, I'm so glad you're ok!" She ran over to me and then did the weirdest thing ever…
She kissed me. On the lips. Like she freaking made out with me.
When she pulled away I was speechless. Why the hell did she kiss me? My jaw dropped and her face turned bright red. Mitchie hesitated a bit and then ran out of my cabin.
Jason and Nate looked at me. Nate started laughing. "Wow, Shane,"
I was still speechless. She just kissed me… she kissed me! It makes no sense! Why would she kiss me?! I stood up and ran after her. "Mitchie!" I called out. I ran out of my cabin and caught up with her.
She turned around. "Shane, I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to, honestly. I don't know what happened, I really don't,"
I shook my head. "No, no. It's ok. Really. It was… kind of nice," I gasped at what I just said. "Fuck! I'm in love with you!"
"Fuck! Me too!" she exclaimed. Mitchie pulled at her hair. "Damn it, what are we gonna do?"
"I don't know!" I cried. I exhaled, calming myself. "Ok. This is bad – very bad. Umm, maybe we should… date? Could that work?"
She nodded. "Yeah. We could do that," She kissed me again.
"Yeah. That's what couples do," I said and kissed her. "See, we can do this. This is good."
We made out in front of my cabin for a few seconds, but Tess interrupted us. "Ew. Get a room," she complained.
I turned to Tess. "Hi, Tess. Listen, this is going to be hard for me to say… but, uh. I'm… I'm…"
She looked annoyed. "Yes?"
"I'm… uh… I'm… I'm sorry. For everything. Especially the rabies and your hair and everything. I wanted to apologize and make this war stop," I said, looking down at the ground.
Tess suddenly looked… nice? "I'm sorry too," she stared into my eyes. "The truth is – I'm in love with you," Then she kissed me.
Mitchie gasped. "You cheating bastard! And we were only together for two minutes, too!" She slapped me across the face and stormed off.
"Mitchie! Wait! I can explain!" I called out after her. I turned to Tess. "I can't believe you just did that!"
Tess grabbed my arm. "You don't need her. Be with me. I'll love you more than she ever will!"
I pulled my arm away from her. "No! I don't like you like I like Mitchie!" Whoa, I said like a lot in that last sentence.
"But Shane, we were meant to be! I read it in Tiger Beat magazine!"
I shook my head. "People like you and people like me weren't meant to be. I'm sorry Tess, really,"
I ran over to Mitchie. "Mitchie, I don't love her. Kissing Tess wasn't my idea,"
She scoffed and crossed her arms.
I sighed. "Seriously. That was not my intention. I love you. Not Tess,"
Mitchie smiled. "You love me?"
"Psh! Of course I do!" I said and hugged her. "She kissed me, I didn't kiss her,"
She let out a huff of laughter. "I guess you're right. Sorry I overreacted,"
"It's ok, Darling," I said.
Mitchie's smile grew. "You called me Darling! We have couple nicknames! All right, um, Sugarplum!" She hugged me again.
I smiled. "Now that we have this settled, I'm going to bed, because getting stabbed with a giant needle really takes the life out of you,"
"It really hurt, eh?"
"Oh yeah. You do not want to get rabies,"
She nodded. "Ok, I won't. Good night, Sugarplum. I'm glad you didn't die,"
"I'm glad I didn't die too. Good night, Darling," I said and walked into my cabin. Jason and Nate were sitting on their bed.
Nate looked up at me. "Someone looks like they're in love,"
"Shut up," I laughed and lay down in my bed.
"So are you guys a couple now?" Nate asked.
I smiled. "Yup." I sighed happily and closed my eyes. So this is what it feels like to be in love.