A\N: Holy shit! Do I seriously have more than 400 reviews?! Ah-mazing. You know what I've always wanted to do? Jump on a stage with a microphone infront of a crap load of people and say, "My name's Claire! How y'all doin'?!" And then everyone would scream and cheer and I'd do something cool like jump into the crowd... On with the story!

Camp Revenge

Chapter 19

My own version of Camp Rock told in Shane's point of view

I woke up with a satisfied sigh. "Good morning, world!" I exclaimed, stretching. It was only a couple minutes past eight and usually I would so not be up this morning, but today was different.

Nate gave me a confused look. "What are you doing up so early?"

I shrugged. "Carpe Diem, Nate, seize the fucking day," I said and got dressed.

Jason stared at me. "You're too happy… Did they like give you too much morphine or something?"

"Actually, I got no drugs whatsoever. Which made it all the worse, but I'm past that now!" I said happily.

Nate turned to Jason. "I don't like bright and shiny Shane; I prefer dark and twisty Shane. The new Shane is kind of freaking me out,"

I put my arm around my two band members. "I love you guys. God bless ya,"

"Who are you? Miley Cyrus?" Nate asked. "Last time I checked, you didn't believe in God,"

I let out a huff of laughter. "Today the grass is greener and the sky is bluer," I turned to the door. "Now if you excuse me, I'm going for a little morning jog,"

"You jog? Since when do you get exercise?" Nate asked.

I laughed again. "Carpe Diem, boys, Carpe Diem," I said and walked out the door. I had my tennis shoes on and some not-ridiculously-tight jeans on. Life is good. That's my new motto. Hey, I have a motto! Sweet. I jogged over to Uncle Brown's cabin. "Hey Brownie, care to go jogging with me?" I asked my uncle.

He gave me a weird look. "What are you doing up so early?"

"Today I'm Bright and Shiny Shane," I said and left his cabin.

"Well you have fun with that!" he called out after me. I went over to Mitchie's cabin. I went up to her and kissed her sweetly on the cheek.

"Hey Liefje," I said.

She laughed. "Liefje?"

I nodded. "Yeah. It's Dutch for 'little darling,'"

Mitchie laughed again. "Ok then. So you up for our first breakfast as a couple?"

"Totally," I smiled and held out my arm. She smiled and rested her arm on mine as if we were going to some fancy ball or something. We went to the dining hall and sat at our usual table.

Tess came over to us. "Hi Shane, hi Mitchie," she greeted warmly.

"Hello, hello, hello!" I smiled. "You're still working in the kitchen, eh? Well now that we're friends, I think I can get you off the hook," I told her.

She smiled. "Thanks, Shane! So, uh, I baked some chocolate chip muffins. Want one?"

I nodded. "Yes, please,"

Tess smiled and set off back into the kitchen.

Mitchie turned to me. "Friends, eh? So, we're done fighting? No more Bitch?"

I shook my head. "Nope. We're like best friends now. Carpe Diem, Liefje, Carpe Diem,"

She giggled. "What does Carpe Diem mean?"

"Seize the day," I told her.

Jason and Nate came into the dining hall. I waved to them. "Over here, guys!" I said. They sat down across from me.

"Hey," Nate said.

Jason turned to Mitchie. "Is he still all 'Carpe Diem' on our asses?"

I nodded. "Oh yeah. Learn to love life, Jason."

Mitchie laughed a bit. "Well aren't we just a ray of fucking sunshine?"

"Yes we are, Mitchie, yes we are," I smiled.

Tess came back with a chocolate chip muffin. She smiled and set it down on the table.

"Why thank you, Tess," I said and picked up the muffin, unwrapping it. "You know, you really are nice. I don't know why I ever thought you were such a bitch,"

Nate rolled his eyes. "Cause she broke your arm,"

I glanced at Nate. "We're past that now. Forgive and forget," I bit into my muffin. Man, it was good. Food tastes better when you're bright and shiny.

Suddenly, I felt my throat swell up. I gasped for air put the muffin down on the table. I coughed and struggled for breath.

Mitchie suddenly looked worried. "What's wrong baby?"

Nate and Jason looked at me. "Are you ok?" Nate asked.

I coughed some more as breathing was getting harder and harder by the second. I grabbed the muffin and looked at it. There were nuts in it! I'm allergic to nuts! My breathing became labored and I collapsed on the floor. Everyone gasped. Mitchie kneeled down next to me. "What's happening?" she asked frantically.

I pointed to the muffin and tried to make out words, but I couldn't.

Nate looked at the muffin. "Fuck! Shane's allergic to nuts,"

Then, it hit me. Tess did this to me! What a fucking bitch! She purposely put nuts in my muffin because she had my allergy list and KNEW I was allergic!

"Help! Somebody! Help!" Mitchie yelled.

Uncle Brown came running over to us. "What's wrong with Shane?" he asked, kneeling down next to me and lifting me up from the ground. I was still gasping and I was probably turning blue.

Nate pointed to the muffin. "There were nuts in that muffin and Shane ate it,"

"Oh, fuck!" Uncle Brownie swore. He turned to Nate. "Go get the nurse and tell her Shane's having an allergic reaction," Nate nodded and ran as fast as he could out of the dining hall.

I still was on the floor, trying desperately to breath. Mitchie was crying. "Please don't die, Shane! You can't die!"

I shook my head. No body's dying. Not me at least. Tess is a maybe. Erm, actually a probably. Wait until I get my hands on that bitch! She'll wish she'd never been born!

Then, the nurse came running into the dining hall and injected me with something and I could suddenly breathe again. I gasped and caught my breath.

Mitchie hugged me. "Oh my God, you scared the shit out of me, Shane! Don't ever almost die again!"

Uncle Brown let out a sigh of relief and helped me back up to my feet. I stood up and then screamed, "FUCKING BITCH!"

My uncle turned to me. "Who's a fucking bitch?"

I pointed to Tess who was peeking out from behind the kitchen doors. "That's the fucking bitch,"

He looked at her and then turned back to me. "Tess did this to you?"

"Yeah! She was being all nice and whatnot. And just to think, I was bright and shiny for one day of my life!" I yelled.

Uncle Brown sighed. "I know. You were actually happy for once," He turned to Tess. "TESS TYLER!" He boomed.

She shyly came out from the kitchen and slowly walked over to us. "Yes?" she asked.

My uncle sighed. "Did you put nuts in Shane's muffin?"

Tess bit her lip and looked down at the ground.

"I take that as a yes," Uncle Brown said. "What am I gonna do with you, Tess? I mean it's one thing to pull a prank, but you could have killed Shane!"

She scoffed. "He could have killed me when he gave me rabies!"

He sighed. "Fine then. You're even for now. However, no more life-threatening pranks, ok? I don't want to ban you guys from camp,"

Tess and I both sighed. "Yes Brown," we said at the same time.

Uncle Brown nodded. "Good. Now behave, children. Be nice to each other. Embrace the love," he walked back to his table.

Right as he was out of view, I turned to Tess. "I hate you,"

"I hate you too," she countered.

"So much for me being bright and shiny," I muttered. "Oh and by the way, I take that back about you being nice. And I take back my apology. You're the biggest bitch ever,"

Now I'm back to being dark and twisty… and kicking some serious ass.

A\N: Last night, I had a dream that I was just walking down my street and then the JB tour bus comes up and Kevin comes out and grabs me and hog ties me and then shoves me in a closet in their tour bus with Nick... Is that weird or what?! And then he and Joe threw a party and said, "Happy You Just Got Kidnapped By Kevin Jonas Day!"

OH, and uh, review please!