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Sadly, I don't own the Twilight nor thanksgiving. -cries-

A/N: Second Chance. Enjoy.

PART TWO

With the responsibilities of being a hybrid species, wolf boy was cursed with double swings of adolencly. Now with this he was always on the edge with his is temper. He tried to control it but this time it was just no use. Poor wolf boy, little did he know, would be forced into humility very shortly.

"Oh, that's the door, I'd better get that. Jake make yourself presentable." Saved by the echoing bell, Billy maneuvers his wheel chair to avoid the wrath of the snarling ball of fur curled in the corner of the room. Swinging back the door, it's none other than Sue Clear water. Her long, crow black hair, per usual is braided into two pig tails. Her for head creases and wrinkles form around her almond eyes as she forces a smile at billy.

"Sue come in! Come in!" The native American says above the growls erupting from the living room. Being the ever so courteous gentleman, Billy, with a goofy grin slapped on his face, opens the door wider for Sue and steps-excuse me- wheelsaside. Bill who's bones are deteriorating and thinning due to lack of food is eyeing sues empty hands. His face falls.

Jake, on the other hand, has transformed back into his human self looking ever so presentable. He's wearing a black Armani low cut dress with vibrant pink nail polish. Instead of the Wolfy talk he's screaming cusses at his father.

[The tacky canary yellow once again becomes the glowing ocean blue that I picked out for Nessie's room]

"Alice!" Jacob and Emmett exclaim in a, 'what are you doing' voice.

"Yess?" I sing innocently. Looking up at both of them with my wide topaz eyes. They stare at me and then finally I crack.

"Fine. Fine. It was the outfit I was planning for Bella but I guess I just have to do something different. Happy Jake?"

"Just finish it."

"where was I? oh...right....."

[The pretty blue paint lightens to a white and then we see the yucky yellow again.]

Jake, on the other hand, has transformed back into his human self looking not so, presentable. He scrambles up from the floor wearing nothing but his birthday suit. I don't understand what bella ever saw in him...well, moving on, Jake scrambles from the floor and tries to retrieve one of the pillows. He stomps out of the living room, not bothering to pick up the shredded bits of fabric on the floor and enters his bedroom.

Following Sue into the Black residence, Leah and Seth Clear Water enter with three wickerbaskets filled to the brim with food. The heavenly armoa nearly lures Billy into a comatose.

"Rolling Bear." Seth uses the secret language as he greats Billy with a bow.

"Small Paws." Billy retorts. They share a secret smile remaining unbroken until Leah averts her gaze to the tethered fabric adorning the naked-excuse the pun- hardwood floors.

"Some one getting a little angry at a certain vampire for liking a certain human, Wolf boy? Leah calls to the open air. Instantly, a fully clothed Jacob stands inches away from Leah. His eyes are narrowing slits as he stares down at her.

"Call me that one more time Grayand see what happens. " Jacob whispers menacingly.

The words float off her lips with slow, careful precision. "Wolf," she starts, wadding into shallow water. "Boy." Dived deep.

Billy, who was placing one of the baskets onto the counter froze. Seth, who was rolling Billy into the kitchen froze. Sue, who was thinking about strange color choice of charlie's living room turned her thoughts in a different direction; the direction of Jake and Leah.

When Leah turned her head away Jacob pounced. As the two rolled around on the floor, taking fistfulls of each others hair they accidently bumped into the table sending it to smitherians. As with the table, down went the turkey.

[scene-hahahahahaha- change]

"Alice, you sound like a hyena with falsetto problems. I don't see whats funny." Silly Emmett. It was hilarious.

They couldn't see. They didn't feel the burning pain slice open my eyes and show me the best ending to this story yet.

I try telling them but the only thing that leave my lips is laughter. They must think im crazy. Nessie the most-her expression is so funny!

Thankfully, since a certain mind reader who enters the room at this exact momment explains it for me.

Edward comes up to the room, his eyebrow raised quizzically. "Look daddy!" Says Nessie, clearing up all his confusion. A smile plays on Edward's face." I'm curious. Wolf boy. Rolling Bear. Alice please go on."

No. Not me. Edward. Ems, turn again.

"Alice says you have to do it." He says, turning to Emmett. Something, maybe mischief is gleaming in Emmett's eyes at the news.

"MC Emmett, for your listening pleasures."

While the rest of us are laughing Jacob and Nessie Exchange a horrified look. This is going to be too good.

A/N: REVIEW REVIEW! Please. Part 3 and 4 will be up 2mrw. I have to sneak to use the computer, we have company. So once again..REVIEW!!

-Love, Pete.