Okay I'm making this a little more realistic then Twisted Metal like one car ramming another will damage it but like Twisted Metal one missile won't destroy a car but it will damage it. P.S Minion is such a cheap character.

Back with Calypso and Chris.

Chris: Are you serious Minion this early don't you usually save that halfway through.

Calypso: Yeah but I thought we'd begin with a bang.

Chris: This is sure a bang huh.

Calypso: Yeah (whispering) wait till they see what else I have in store.

Chris: What was that man.

Calypso: Nothing.

Back with the contestants.

Minion was charging up his missiles.

Zakk: Move, Move, Move.

As Minion fired a missile many had driven out of the way however Mayline and Brock were hit by the aftershock from the shot.

Brock rubbing his head: That's going to hurt in the morning.

Mayline: That hurt like a b****.

Needles pulled into a entrance way.

Needles: I'll just wait until he destroys 20 of them save the last we become the team leaders so I can just relax.

As everyone was driving around Minion mostly focused on hitting Zach, Grady, Bonnie and Sapphire.

Bonnie: Why is he trying to hit us.

Sapphire: He's trying to get the smaller ones out of the way, we can take him out if we…

Before she could finish her sentence Minion hit Bonnie and Grady with the missile destroying the Pit Viper and the Firestarter, Zach was able to avoid it with Twisters speed and Sapphire with Grass hopers jumping ability.

Sapphire: Take out the shield generators.

Zach: Yeah can't touch me sucker.

Back in the garage. 20 left.

Grady: First people out of the challenge damn.

Bonnie: It could be worse.

Grady: How?

Bonnie: We still could be in there instead of watching.

Grady: Good point.

Back to the contestants

Takbir: This is impossible dudes it's that damn shield!

Ash: Just suck it up try not to die.

Anna: Help someone.

Anna was being chased by Minion who had fired a missile at one of the two tires causing here to crash into Nanando's Warthog which caused him to fire his Patriotic missiles into Aphrodite's Thumper and Greg's Junkyard Dog damaging Greg but not destroying him but destroying Aphrodite's.

Back in the garage. 17 left.

Anna sorrowful: Oh I'm so sorry.

Nanando indifferent: Whatever. He left to go to his room.

Aphrodite: I forgive you let's watch the others fail.

Anna suddenly brightening up: Sure.

Back to the contestants

Chris: Did you see that it was so awesome.

Calypso: Wait when this hits TV put that in Slo-Mo and add cartoon sound effects.

Chris: Yes I like how you think.

Back to the contestants

Claire: Come on guys we have to work together.

Alex: She's right.

Mayline: Shut up you chauvinist with my hairstyle.

Bridgette: Hey let's just try to survive.

Confession Cam

Bridgette: I still hate this.

Claire: What is up with this chick.

Alex: Same hair?

During this Minion took the time to ram into Fumiko causing the front of Mr. Slam to go into Manslaughter causing it to dump it's load of rocks onto the Brimstone launching a bomb dummy onto Twister.

Mayline, Zach, and Bridgette: Oh f*** me.

Back to the Chris and Calypso

Calypso: When that hits TV add the Mouse Trap theme.

Chris: Ha ha yes yes.

Back in the garage. 13 left.

Zach: What the heck just happened.

Mayline: We all lost the challenge stupid.

Bridgette: What is with you can you stop being a b**** for like 3 minutes.

Mayline: Whatever I'm going to room.

Fumiko: Oh bwidgette I'm wo worry.

Bridgette: It's okay it wasn't your fault.

Back to the contestants.

Needles: This is painful I can't watch this anymore. Guys with electric special attack you can short out his shield for about 0:30 take that time to hit his shield generators on the inside there are about four one on each side.

Brock: I guess that means me.

Brock drove close activating Crazy 8's Power Surge shorting out Minion's shield.

Needles: Now one of you.

Jill drove by throwing a Molotov Cocktail at the left generator.

Jill: Ha ha ha ha!

Alex jumped Mr. Grimm over the barrel of the tank launching a homing missile at the right generator.

Takbir launched a straight missile at the back generator but the shield activated just before it hit.

Takbir: I thought you said 0:30 each.

Needles: They must have given him an upgrade.

Minion took this time to ram Jill into the side wall, destroy Brock, Takbir and Claire with missiles.

Greg: I knew he would massacre us.

Snow: Know I'm beginning to think that too.

Sapphire: I'm surrounded by downers.

Back in the garage. 9 left

Brock: What hit me.

Takbir: About 1 ton of metal and gasoline.

Jill taking a picture: Yes that is probably my best shot ever.

Claire: That's great for you..

Back to the contestants.

Ash: I think it's time to thin the competition.

While Minion was chasing Cherrie and Greg, Ash took this time to ram Snow into the wall and fire four homing missiles at Alex.

Zakk: What are you doing?

Ash: Trying to make it easier to win.

At this time Jade had fired the Omni-Tazer at Ash paralyzing the Darkside. Which Needles used as an opportunity to fire his Napalm Cones at the Darkside destroying it.

Zakk: Yes he's gone!

Sapphire: And them there were six.

All of the sudden Cherrie's vehicle stopped moving

Cherrie: What's going on.

Minion took this time to try to fire at her but Greg latched on the sling of the Tow truck to the back of her vehicle.

Cherrie: You saved me?

Greg: Yeah you deserve to win the spot more than I do.

Cherrie: Thanks.

Back in the garage. 6 left

Alex: You a**hole!

Ash: Don't blame me for trying to win.

Snow: It's fine really.

Alex: Fine he just huh you know it's not worth it.

Back to the contestants.

Jade used the Omni-Tazer to take out Minion's shield, Sapphire then fired a weak missile destroying the back generator while Needles destroyed the front generator with his machine guns.

Needles: And that's for blowing up my car in the third season.

Minion fired a missile hitting Greg face first destroying it launching Cherrie into the stands, Minion then ran over Jade.

Cherrie: I'm okay.

Minion: THIS IS GETTING REDICULAS.

Minion starting to try to ram into Zakk and Sapphire but using the jumping ability of the Grasshoper Sapphire jumped over Minion, Zakk on the other hand was not so lucky getting hit by Minion destroying his car.

Needles then fired three homing missiles at Sapphire destroying her car. Meaning that Cherrie and Needles are the two team captains.

Back with Calypso and Chris.

Chris: You'd have to see this two believe it.

Calypso: No because one of the winners hid for most of the challenge.

Back in the garage.

Needles: Yes I knew I'd win.

Alex: You got lucky.

Cherrie hugging Greg: Yes thank you!

Greg: It was nothing.

As Cherrie walked away Zakk couldn't stop looking at her, while still looking at her Takbir walked next to him.

Takbir: Damn.

Zakk: Yeah.

Then Calypso and Chris walked in.

Chris: Campers know it's time to pick teams.

Calypso: Know Needles you pick a girl first then Cherrie you pick a boy so on in that order exedra I could care less.

Needles: Bonnie.

Bonnie appeared next to Needles.

Needles: That will take some getting used to.

Cherrie: Greg.

Greg: Whoopee.

Needles: Nanando.

Nanando: Cool.

Cherrie: Sapphire.

Sapphire shooting a death glare at Needles: Fine.

Needles: Claire.

Claire smiling walked next to him.

Cherrie: Jade.

Jade: Your dead clown.

Needles: Blah Blah Blah.

Needles: Zach.

Zach: Here are your car keys.

Needles: How'd you get these.

Zach: Found 'em.

Cherrie: Anna

Anna: Yeah.

While walking she tripped only to be caught by Jade

Anna bushing: Thank you.

Jade: Welcome.

Needles: Mayline.

Mayline: Whatever.

Cherrie: Zakk.

Zakk: Awesome.

Needles: Ash.

Ash: Good choice.

Cherrie: Bridgette.

Bridgette thinking: At least I'm not on evil team.(1)

Needles: Aphrodite.

Aphrodite: Okay big boy.

Cherrie: Takbir.

Takbir: Yeah.

Needles: Brock.

Brock: Yeah.

Cherrie: Fumiko.

Fumiko: Thank you.

Needles: Snow.

Snow: Yes.

Cherrie: Alex.

Alex: Great.

Needles: Jill is the only one left so.

Jill taking a picture of her team: Cheers to the winning team.

Chris: Now the time for the team names.

Calypso: Needles your team will be the Killer Klowns.

All of the Killer Klowns looked at Needles.

Needles: I swear to god I didn't pick that name.

Chris: Cherrie your team will be The Saviors.

Cherrie: That's great.

Chris: Who will win the first challenge, who will be the first winners, and who will be the first eliminated getting Ezekial's infamous spot find out next time on TOTAL DRAMA.

Calypso: TWISTED METAL HA HA HA HA.

So what do you think good, bad or eh. Anyways a bit of self advertising over here but if you have another character in another story submit that character to my other story Total Drama Multiverse based on taking characters from other Total Drama Stories and seeing who's the best please review it only has one submission so far by a anonymous author not even done right so submit and give me an idea of what the first challenge should be.