Bella Edward
Bella is sitting on the couch at the Cullen's house watching Spongebob Squarepants. Edward is sitting next to her, trying to toon-out the annoying theme song when bella shoves a paper and pen in his face.
Spongebob Queerpants! Spongebob Queerpants! Spooooonnngeboooob Queeeeerpaaaants!
Erm...Bella?
Yes Eddiepoo?
Why are you shouting that Spongebob is gay on a piece of paper? Although I can't say I disagree. Oh and never call me that.
Because I don't want him to hear me!
Okay I'll play along. If he's actually gay why wouldn't you want him to hear you calling him gay?
Because he's in denile silly!
And how do you know he's gay?
Spongebob obviously proclaimed his love for Sandy in the first season. Sandy accepted his offer and they moved back to Texas to get married. After a year of happy marriage Spongebob became addicted to heroin, forcing Sandy to leave him and take their three kids, Billybob, Billyjoe, and Billyjean with her.
Spongebob, alone, detached, and slowly going mad, turned to Patrick for comfort. The two immidietly fell in love and ran off to Vegas to elope.
Mmmhmm. And how many pieces of candy have you had today?
Only two or three...dozen.
AN: I know this is waaay too short but please help me! I need ideas! Review and tell me your ideas before I go crazy! Wait I already am! But I still need your ideas!