Bella, Eddie

EDDIE! EDDIE! EDDIE!

What, love?

I learneded a new word today!

I'm almost too afraid to ask but, what new word did you learn today?

Expulsion!

Very good Bella.

Yay! I good!

Yes you are, now where did you learn this word?

At school! The Teacher A.K.A Buttface yelled it at me!

Why did she yell at you?!

I been a baaaaaad girl.

And how per say, were you a bad girl?

Weeeeell, I was in the hallway thinggy at school talking to Jessica about how Charlie The Unicorn deserves his own T.V. show when Angela came over to us all sad and stuff. Well I said "What hath hurtith thy feelings fair maden Angela." cause I decided to be all midevil that day. So Angela said "Tyler called me a name." all snuffly like. Jessica was all "Gasp!" and I was all "Oh My Carlisle! What did he call you?!" She bent down next to my ear and started spelling a word out real slow, "B-I-T-C-H". Well I whiped out my trusty unicorn notebook and sparkle pen to write it down cause its real hard to read a word when the letters are all just floatin around in the air. After I readed what I wrote I was all like "Nuh Uh!" And she was all like "Yes Huh!" and then I was all like "Ooooo". After this Jessica started being all nosey and was like " I wanna know!". So Angela whispered "He called me a B". Then Jessica said "He called you a B?" Then Angela gets all sniffly again and says "Yup." Then Jessica has to be all stupid and say "Like a Bummble Bee?" Angela got all mad and was like "No! a B!" Jessica just stood there being all annoying and stupid so I yelled real loud "HE CALLED HER A BITCH!" Then Buttface walked up and starting trying to talk to me but I wasn't listening.

Bella, what have I told you about listening to people when they're talking to you?

I dunno, I wasn't listening. Now LET ME GET ON WITH MY STORY!

Well then Buttface yelled "BELLA! YOU TURN AROUND AND LOOK AT ME RIGHT NOW!" Then I turned around and yelled back at her "MABYE I DON'T WANT TO LOOK AT YOU! MAYBE I WANT TO SAVE MY EYEBALLS THE TORTURE!" Apparently teachers don't like it when you insult them so she took me to the principal, and let me tell you now, the word principal should NOT have the word pal in it cause they both started yelling words at me like "Expulsion" and "Defyance". Then I was like "Aw crudmonkey."

And that, my sparkly friend, is how I learned the word expulsion.

Honestly Bella, what am I supposed to do with you?

BITE ME!

Fat chance.

Now Eddie, don't go insulting the poor little chances just because they're overweight.

A/N: This really happened! My friend Kayla was telling me and my other friend Brooke the one of the boys in our grade called her a name. Kayla refuses cuss at all costs so she was saying that he called her a "B". Me and Brooke understood but Erica who whaked up later didn't. Kayla kept repeating that "He called me a B." and Erica kept answering her by saying "What! I don't get it!" Filnally I got fed up and yelled "HE CALLED HER A BITCH!" so...yea. Oh and crudmonkey is my own personal saying I use all the time! xD I'll be updating alot more often now.